Someone explain to me how to just start talking to girls and getting wins. Is it all just a hoax...

Someone explain to me how to just start talking to girls and getting wins. Is it all just a hoax? How do you even introduce topics?
I’ll trade the nudes I have for advice

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just be yourself

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Say hi to Jane

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Shower.

Dress nicely.

If you're fat, start cutting calories and hit the gym a few times a week. You don't have to stay in the gym all day, just spend an hour a day for like three days a week and use the workouts on the Stronglift app. It'll tell you exactly what to use and how to do it, it's idiot proof.

Don't talk about fucking Yea Forums or any degeneracy.

Just be a nice human being, don't make it obvious you want a relationship. If you're socially awkward like me, she'll know and if she's interested in you as something more than friends, she'll let you know.

I said wins, not a relationship

If you want wins, you gotta get her thinking about a relationship with you first. You don't just get random fucking nudes from girls, no girl is that fucking stupid.

You get wins from fuckbuddies and friends with benefits. They'll only see you as a fuckbuddy or FWB if they find you attractive enough for a relationship first.

This, but don't be all yourself...

i haven't had sex in 17 years because i am loathesome and have no personality but i did manage to get a lot of nudes from girls here and other places online. all of them underaged. they seek validation and thrills. had one 16 year old girl that wanted to be my slave sort of. she wanted me to tell her when to piss and when to eat etc. made her drink her piss and lick things that came out of her asshole and she was easily a 9/10. best i ever got here. she said she'd fuck a dog but i didn't try hard enough to make it happen. just try to contact girls that post contact info and you'll get lucky eventually. if i can do it anyone can.

>no girl is that fucking stupid
ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

LARP

no sorry. if i were larping i could make up much better stuff.

Laugh all you want but you're the incapable retard here trying to get nudes

Prove it then.
And where’d you meet her?

I’ve gotten plenty of nudes without much effort and I’ll attest that, while not all women are stupid, sluts definitely are

she posted on Yea Forums and /soc/. that's where i found most of these girls. back when /soc/ started in 2010 there was bullshit about contactfagging. i don't go there anymore but i think as soon as you ask for contact info cucks start reporting you fast so it's a bit harder but it still has to be doable because girls that post here are primarily underage and want attention.

Oh shit if it's just dumb sluts you want nudes from that's easy as fuck

If it's all online, just play videogames and shit with them and get a feel for the situation. If they make light sexual jokes, make slightly heavier ones every time. They'll open up and boom easy fucking nudes.

I play VRChat with a VR headset and every girl on that game is a thirsty slut. They're all incredibly easy to get wins from, and they all use discord so it's super easy to keep track of which one is which.

I used to be a semi socially awkward retard in college, had a hard time getting anywhere with girls back then. My first goddamn week in VRChat I had a couple different girls all sending me shit because they like the thrill of it.

>the nudes of my hamster

no thanks kiddo

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another girl i met from here would send me nudes for playstation gift cards. later found out she was like 15. they all lied about their age. youngest i met here was 13. i found out because of her kik name and she dropped a bunch of hints about where she lived. told me she was some top tier athlete and the sport she did. googled the info i had and found her and the pics she sent matched her pics i found online. tried to skype with her once and she ewwed out. saw her post a few more nudes on /soc/ but no one ever suspected her age.

Real Chad over here fellas picking up girls in his VR chat room

Lmao it's really easy and I'm not a socially awkward retard anymore so it's a win-win for me

Is /soc/ like omegle where most girls are underage

Do continue local chads

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yes. but i don't know how hard it is to get contact info there now because i stopped going there when the white knight retards became janitors and mods. they said outright in threads when the board started recruiting for janitors they wanted to get those positions to shut down contactfags and get any contact info that dropped for themselves. they also wanted to "protect" their favorite girls from any guys they were saying bad shit about them. i was permabanned literally hundreds of times from that board and was well known. a guy started issuing death threats against me so i stopped posting because i girls there did have my info and i didn't know how serious the threats were and feared they could try and set me up to find out my dox

Jesus Christ wtf happened to /soc/

All I ever do is make friends with them and make slightly suggestive jokes at first with them to gauge their reactions. If they like it, I keep doing it. If they don't, I don't message them again lol. My discord profile picture is my own face, I'm not a 10/10 by any means, I'm probably a 7 on a good day, but it helps. These online girls love that shit, they're so used to seeing anime profile pictures and gay shit like that, they'll see your actual face and love it even if you're an ugly motherfucker.

The ones that like the suggestive jokes will start doing it on their own with you, and that's when you talk about their kinks. Share one of yours first with them so they're comfortable. Doesn't have to be a real one, but a LOT of girls don't know what they like so they'll like whatever you like.

After they share some of their kinks, regardless of what it is (unless it's like scat porn or some weird shit), you tell them you like that shit too. They'll nut. You can keep pushing from this angle and work your way to nudes from here. It's easy.

when it first started it was amazing. but then the whiners took over. also some girls got blackmailed because there was cross site attacks through tumblr and the regular threads like /sma/ and /boob/ and /chubby/ had guys that were almost like mods because they closely monitored those threads and would always make sure when the last 404d they'd get a new one up right away. they ran the tumblrs as well and got girl's contact info and some complained of blackmail so that helped ruin it too. /soc/ had nicknames and tripcodes for a bit in the beginning too which helped have these pseudo thread mods

How long does it usually take with someone who isn’t explicitly horny at first

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The longest it's taken me to go from just meeting them to getting wins has been about a week, but I'm almost always working multiple thots at the same time so if you wanted to just focus on one girl you could probably get wins earlier.

I should also add that if you DO go the VRChat route for easy wins, a lot of those girls will lie about their age and it's a 50/50 if they're jailbait or not so just be careful.

As far as the kink talking I do with them, most younger girls (18-22) are REALLY turned on by breeding/impregnation fetishes from my experience, like a solid 80% of them. They don't actually want kids, but to them it's about being owned and dominated, and sluts love that.

Thanks. Any other tips? I’ve almost exhausted my folder from this month

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If you're gonna get the easy girls on VRChat you gotta have actual custom avatars to greatly improve your success. You can download premade models on vrcmods and edit them easily enough and for like 70% of the girls you meet that's more than enough, but if you want to be wayyyyyyyy more successful you need to learn how to use Blender and Unity to animate and create custom stuff that'll impress these girls. The nice thing is you can use the same thing with multiple girls though, so an hour of work could translate to A LOT of wins if you're any good.

Learning how to use Blender and Unity will greatly help you, as well as give you a very useful skillset you can transfer to potential employment opportunities later on down the road if you aren't currently working in a career job.

There's a ton of really excellent YouTube content on how to get started, but honestly it's so much effort at first that unless you're playing the game to have fun and actually create content for, it's not worth it if all you're trying to do is get wins.

I'd say without custom stuff, it gets about 3x harder to get wins.