Be you

>be you
>be unarmed
>walking home
>hear twig snap behind you
>turn around
>see pic related

WWYD?

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>Na, I'm fine
So said he
Moments later, died from a heart attack

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Modify one of my food dispensers and put a little less weed in his food everyday

see if he comes to be my dinner

Away from me, cougar! I am in a committed relationship.

Give it a belly rub.

Huggg gato chato

Throw him my lucky ham

Tell it the world is going to end in 12 years unless we get taxed more

Immediately charge it roaring as load as I can because that might be my only chance.

Run at it full speed and attack. I’d rather go out with dignity.

>fuck that shit

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Moonwalk away.
It's just a cat, it's too stupid to understand I'm not going towards it.

Awww come here kitty kat let me give you a hug you big furball

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I would rape it until it died. Easy

If I was walking anywhere that was a possibility, I would not be unarmed. Humans have zero chance against a big cat without a firearm, even a melee weapon would be useless.

Your turn to hide! I'm starting to count now. 50... 49... 48... 47...

MAKE
LOUD
NOISES
TRY
TO MAKE
MYSELF
LOOK
LARGER
BY
SPREADING
MY ARMS
THROW THINGS

Make know eye contact, gently walk away sideways

You can fight them off, just don't be a weak faggot like those homos outside seattle.

Shoot it.

Just dont let it see your neck and slowly back off

Yeah right, they are stronger, faster, have slashing/grabbing claws and they go straight for the face with their teeth, every time. WTF are you going to do, punch at it, boot to the ribs?

Was gonna disagree with you until
>seattle


True dat

Unzip my dick

I would do my James Cagney impression for confusion

Turn 360 degrees and slowly crab walk away while maintaining eye contact. What else could you do really.

Face the fact that my life is over

Find the nearest twig of a considerable size, as the animal launches itself at me I insert the twig into it's mouth

disabling it from biting me for a few moments, then I stomp the fucker on the head and go my own way

I would wrestle him down and then rape him to show dominance

Steve French cant be eating any weed Rick

Die

>be you
>be unarmed

Ima have to stop ya right there, bud

idk

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Drop my pants, do a hand stand and skunk this fucker

whip out my penis and fuck that pussssaaaayyyyyy ssskkkkrrrrrrrrrtttttt

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Protect my neck, don't give my back nor keep eye contact. If the thing attacks me, I'd go for the eyes. Probably won't make it alive, but I'd go fighting