Be you

>be you
>be unarmed
>walking home
>hear twig snap behind you
>turn around
>see pic related

WWYD?

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>Na, I'm fine
So said he
Moments later, died from a heart attack

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Modify one of my food dispensers and put a little less weed in his food everyday

see if he comes to be my dinner

Away from me, cougar! I am in a committed relationship.

Give it a belly rub.

Huggg gato chato

Throw him my lucky ham

Tell it the world is going to end in 12 years unless we get taxed more