I've been invaded by a varmint and my cat is being useless...

Bait with pb and some cat food. Your having a cat kinda limits trap placement options. I've had good luck even with unbaited traps just putting em where they run. Can anyone take your cat a few days? Also it won't stop the cat but I've had success making a shitty enclosure of sorts over the trap, so they're more inclined to scurry through instead of go around. Good luck, don't get the plague

And if rat bites you, pay very close attention to any symptoms you get. If you're lucky you might notice you're dying of something horrible before you actually die.

OTOH, if its rabid, as soon as symptoms show up you're fucked.

Be careful.

I'm 90% sure I nailed its lil rat noggin. It's either about to die or post on Yea Forums.

Shoot your cat

Bait the traps with the cat food.

They're practically cockroaches dude, silver bullets or wooden stake thru the heart are the only surefire ways to put em down

Anyone got that webm of the guy chopping off the rats dick?