Alcoholics,
Help me out. What can you get drunk on that sober people won't smell. I have to go to work in 3 hours and I don't want to reek of booze.
Alcoholics
Luis Gonzalez
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Blake Russell
Nothing, just having alcohol in your blood will make your breath smell like booze.
Drink Everclear if you don't want any outside influences on the smell. Make sure to water it down
Nicholas Torres
Lysterine
Evan Lee
methanol
Henry Jones
according to Lieutenant ColonelHenry Braymore Blake it's vodka
Cooper Campbell
Vodka
Brody Watson
Yea vodka is more practical than everclear actually lol
Nicholas Cruz
Alcohol is alcohol, the rest is flavoring and scent. Know this. It might just save your life.
Owen Hall
Not true actually. Vodka doesn't smell.
Before you go to work, swash mouthwash for a couple of minutes, wear some strong cologne and hope your job doesn't blood test you. At my job, if you're suspected of drinking, they force you to go to the hospital and get a blood test. Not even joking. You can't fake that.
Seriously though, Vodka doesn't smell at all. Literally it has no smell.
Mason Murphy
Henry Diaz
ITT: Bullshit
Sincerely: A sober person. When people drink Vodka, I can definitely fucking smell it. Don't drink before you go to work you fucking dumbass.
Ryan Wright
drink lots and lots and lots of water - when you do, the alcohol in your organs will get watered out and you'll feel drunk again but you'll smell like water
Ian Gomez
No you can't asshole. Go be a useless nigger somewhere else.
Isaiah Stewart
ethanol has a distinctive smell, brainlet. even worse, the byproduct of ethanol metabolism smells even stronger. what you smell when a drunk walks by is not what's in their mouth. it's a mixture of ethanol and aldehyde diffusing from their blood into the air they're breathing
Sebastian Cruz
Yes you can moron. Chug some Vodka and ask someone to smell your breath. You can smell Vodka on people.
Oliver Ramirez
>smell like water
Holy shit this thread is full of underage
David Parker
This. It smells worse when you sweat it out. It doesn't need to be on your breath. The people in this thread are going to get OP fired.
Jackson Robinson
Henry Reyes
Hennigans
Austin Morgan
I'M GONNA SNEAK YOU INTO THE MOVIE THEATER IN MY TUMMY!
Josiah Long
Eat food to absorb the alcohol in your stomach and for your body to absorb the food and dissipate the alcohol. Take a shit and piss to help release more alcohol...rinse and repeat while being sure to drink water as well....so you know, you “smell like water”
Caleb Bennett
This. When I worked security at Target we gad a guy come in quite frequently, drunk off gourd. But his breath smelled immaculate.
Christian Reed
If anyone accuses you of smelling like alchohol, just tell them you washed your hands with purell. I did this and my boss gave me a high five. I was plowed.
Mason Evans
Holy shit you idiots. Vodka doesn't smell directly on your breath but if you drink a lot of it, people can smell it when it's coming out of the pores in your skin. You cannot hide that smell. It's not your breath you need to be worried about. Take a nap before work, eat a big meal before your nap and drink a ton of water.
Adam Watson
>your pores
Do you have any idea how much you have to drink for that shit to come out of your pores? You have to be fucking hammered. Like an entire fifth in a day.
Jack Moore
Everyone already knows this