Alcoholics

Alcoholics,

Help me out. What can you get drunk on that sober people won't smell. I have to go to work in 3 hours and I don't want to reek of booze.

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Nothing, just having alcohol in your blood will make your breath smell like booze.

Drink Everclear if you don't want any outside influences on the smell. Make sure to water it down

Lysterine

methanol

according to Lieutenant ColonelHenry Braymore Blake it's vodka

Vodka

Yea vodka is more practical than everclear actually lol

Alcohol is alcohol, the rest is flavoring and scent. Know this. It might just save your life.

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Not true actually. Vodka doesn't smell.

Before you go to work, swash mouthwash for a couple of minutes, wear some strong cologne and hope your job doesn't blood test you. At my job, if you're suspected of drinking, they force you to go to the hospital and get a blood test. Not even joking. You can't fake that.

Seriously though, Vodka doesn't smell at all. Literally it has no smell.

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