What the hell is this thing on my nose? It’s been there for months...

You're insane.

If you had an actual health issues i worry you would break down and die of despair.
Seek help.

lupus

molluscum contagiosum

Diabeetus

You've got a mole growing. Just leave it alone for a few months, don't destroy your face over it - you won't win the war.

it's a zit

Zits last for several months...
Doesn’t look like a mole

squamous cell carcinoma. common in that region

What region? It’s been on my face a long time. You sure that’s what it is??

RIP OP