Roast me, Yea Forums

roast me, Yea Forums

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jew

nah, i dont want to start a grease fire

pretty sure if you step outdoors, the sun will

No reason to roast broski, is gingers have no soul, there for we live better life’s

Wow what a fag

ARE YOU THE GUY WHO POSTED THE "RETARD SONG" ON YOUTUBE BEFORE 2007? It was removed around there too.

not a ginger though

you put less effort into that joke than i do into doing basically anything. congrats, i'm more disappointed than you in myself

couldn't, i was 8 in 2007

Pink Floyd sucks

Fine then, you're just a faggot begging for attention.

>i guess The Wall
it's most people's first exposure, very common answer

listen to uta

i never actually listened to any album in particular. i listened to the hits first.
honestly, what got me into it was JoJo, as gay as that sounds. really liked the stand Echoes, listened to the actual song, liked it. that was my introduction.

You're fat, your hair is awful and you have gapy teeth. All of those things you can change. Good luck.

hey, I never really listened to David Bowie until I learned he died
strange shit lead us in strange ways.

>roast me
this isn't reddit

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fuck off faggot,
reddit would want him banned for liking pinkfloyd because they're "Problematic" somehow

on the fat bit, i'm generally large and take up a lot of space. i'm actually kinda buff under the fat thanks to my retarded metabolism. i keep the weight on because A: i am lazy as hell and B: i'm big enough to frighten people on size alone, fat makes me look docile
that's just about how my hair naturally goes, i am Jewish by blood after all
and pretty much everyone in northeast Indiana has gapped teeth

never really liked Bowie tbh. his version of Man Who Sold the World is shit IMO, even though it's the original. Midge Ure all the way.

never been on Reddit aside from looking up very specific game issues, so good job on your assumption, buddy guy pal

Don't have a oven big enough

meh, to each their own
David Bowie can be quite artsy at times, so I understand.

I will, but first you have to do the truffle shuffle

You have fat hands bc you are fat

whoa okay buddy, you've crossed the line. for that i'm gonna haveta delete your credit score.

You seem like a nice person but in school you probably are a fucking idiot and won’t find what you want to do till you fucked up a lot in life and realize you want to go into accounting or teach cause going into any physical job would make you keel over and die

You look pretty normal to me. Little chubby, but so is everyone now days, Loose the fro, lol.

Get a haircut hippy!

"Hey guys today we're going to be reviewing the Domino's Pan Pizza"

i'd like to think i'm nice, but i already have a general idea of what i want to do
either go into Creative Writing, Broadcasting, or comedy and attempt to honor Chris Farley, who is something of a hero-dad-idol figure to me (minus the y'know, OD'ing on speedball)

"chubby"
i weigh 380 pounds. course, i'm like 6' and have super broad shoulders and a decent amount of muscle underneath.
don't worry, lot of people assume i'm like 270 tops.

less of a hippie and more of a late grunge person, but nah, i want to keep my soft and curly hair before i turn 25 and go completely bald in a matter of seconds

No. You dont deserve it.

what makes you say that?