ITT: We post everything that is wrong with you that has been clinically diagnosed. Most fucked up wins. I'll start

>clinically diagnosed
>restless leg syndrome
fuck off

What I have has been diagnosed on only 200 people around the fucking world. It's called Protein Losing Enteropathy. It basically means that My instestine has no ability to absorb proteins from the food I eat. I feel bloated 24/7. Can't sit in one place for more than an hour or so or else every part of my body starts swelling up even my nutsack. No cure, no treatment. I'm 27 and can't hold a job and I'm gonna jump off a tall building soon,

While I’m sure people will take this as an attempt to be edgy, I was in fact diagnosed as a sociopath when I was younger.

I’m 30 as of early this year and while many believe that being a sociopath/psychopath opens up doorways to enlightenment via manipulation, duplicity etc etc... they also make you retarded.

I’m basically really good at being regarded. That’s all.