Hi, Yea Forums. It's me again. The guy everyone hates. It's been a long time.
So, I have a serious problem, and I need an answer. Should I go through with it or not? Take a close look at the photo and you will see what I mean.
I am at the end of my rope. I can't take it anymore, and am tired of waiting for the end. What should I do?
Thanks in advance, Yea Forums.
This kind of stuff requires a timestamp. Also jumping off of a high place is always better. Even if you don't have a vehicle you can Uber
We could all say yes, but you're not going to go through with it. You never do. This isn't the first time you made a thread like this. It won't be the last. No matter how sad life gets you always find some reason not to, then months later you meet a girl or a friend or whatever and then claim they are the reason you are alive. Rinse and repeat.
Why does it require a timestamp?
Because suicide threads are made here everyday. Multiple times a day in fact. At this point only time-stamped threads have any legitimacy
Granted, it's the second time I've posted this tonight because the first time no one responded, but I've never made a post like this before in my life. At least before tonight.
make sure to stream it, please
The file has a timestamp and date stamp on it. I don't know how that's not time stamped.
he means as in written. time, date, Yea Forums
The file has a time and date stamp. How is that not timestamped?
Well, welcome to the first of many threads where you talk about how you want to kill yourself but it's too inconvenient not to this very day.
Imagine being this new.
that's not how time stamps work here. The whole point is to show something in the picture hard to photoshop
12:23AM Eastern Time, Monday, May 6th, 2019.
stream it, I would love to see it. Go out with a bang.
Oh boyo
no, I mean written IN THE PICTURE, upload a new picture with a paper with time, date, Yea Forums so we can verify it.
tbh i thought you were saying if you should slit your arms, put the blood into the vape cartridge, and vape your own blood
do that, but don't kill yourself
Yeah, I haven't posted on Yea Forums in almost 10 years, and that was only once or twice.
this
also dont do it
but if you do decide to do it
livestream or stop wasting our time
Man the mentally ill always got something going on I swear you guys on here drop like flies every weekend
i like this idea
I hope you know he's laughing his ass off right now because you people are buying this
Masterfull troll here.
I'm not laughing my ass off. I've been crying for hours.
Also, time and date stamped picture incoming.
best be vaping in it
You gonna bleach your hair?
make sure to live stream it or else your life will end as a useless piece of shit.
just vape your blood
There. Time and date stamped.
okay stream it. you should do it and stream it somewhere. do it please.
you have nothing else to live for, just fucking kill yourself on stream so we can all have a laugh about your death,
blood vape is the only way
Now that we know you're not trolling, I would say that no, you should not try vaping. It is unhealthy despite what the companies tell you and can lead to Popcorn Lung as well as burning a hole in your wallet.
Have you seen the documentary, The Bridge, about suicides on the Golden Gate?
seems legit, dont kill yourself op, but you should livestream anyway because why not
show face.
live stream yourself killing yourself. it'll be fun and entertain us.
>requires a timestamp
The name of the pic is the timestamp grandpa
Is that a vape? Do it already
do something with your life and kill yourself while livestreaming. come on, you know you want to.
it gets better, it really does.
All right. Remember what I said and don't use a knife. Jump off the highest place you can get to
>it gets better,
Only if OP live streams it
Yeah. No way that nigger owns a knife
Okay, I vaped a few times. Model Tea is awesome. Now what? I don't have a Webcam near the toilet.
yes OP
You should wash your hands you filthy heathen.
Throw away your fedora op.
Throw away your vape.
You have so much to live for, you dont have to be an edgelord forever.
also checkem
Show your face, I bet we can help you out. I bet you got a shitty haircut, bad clothes and need to lose a little bit of weight. We can help you.
dont stab your vape. That might be painful and ruin it.
good luck OP
fuck, better listen to this nigger
czech'd
More jumpers survive in broken crippled bodies than people realize. Especially when the highest thing they can jump from is something easily accessible to the public.
Dubs s is the closest thing you'll ever get to a therapist Op. You should kill yourself
I mean alot of people are pretty close to 6+ story parking garage.
Easy Public Access doesn't mean it isn't a legit strategy. Trust me common sense is all you need and you will know if a point is high enough to jump from
Man I love to shitpost as much as anyone but op don’t do it bro, suicide is never worth it I’m not sure what you’re going through but it isn’t the answe man
Yeah, this newfag owns a knife.
the answer simply is no. i think about killing myself all the time. i have the means to do it. but no, i don't because i constantly remind myself how i've seen shit get bad for me suddenly, then again, and again, and again, how much my life has changed in moments... lately for the worse. I remind myself that with the bad there is good, and you have to appreciate the good when it's bad. I was very lonely for a year and a half, my girl left, my dad died, i live far away from friends and family, my best friend moved away and i was alone. just in the last week my friend that moved away knocked on my door last weekend and i finally saw him after a year and a half and he's moving back here. now i have my friend again and we've hung out twice in the last week since he came back after me not seeing anyone for over a year because i also work from home. i'm not saying i'm not still depressed, but now I have my friend and I'm getting out again because my friend is there because I stuck it out and waited to see what the next day would bring me. don't ever give up. when the shit its the fan theres something incredibly good about to happen. take your time, cry, but never give up.
don't listen to this niggers, kill yourself and live stream it by cutting your veins open.
oh shit. you can afford a sweet vape mod? dude. you're doin good
Show face.
Thanks for this, but she's going to kill me sooner or later anyway. She's said as much many times. She apparently isn't done making my life a living he'll first. The waiting for the end is the worst part.
I can say unequivocally that no one here wants you to vape
Not showing my face. Trust me, you'll regret it.
If you're honestly considering suicide in a serious manner you already know you won't do it. If you truly wanted yourself dead you wouldn't go about posting it on a forum. You don't mean what you think and your brain already knows this, its like thinking of something to eat when you already know what you're hungry for. Shut up retard and go to bed.
The answer is simply yes. I never think about killing myself ever. I don't have the means to do it. But yes, I do constantly remind myself how I've had wonderful times. How much of my life has changed in moments... Lately for the better. I remind myself that with good there is bad. And you have to hate the bad when it's good. I was very popular for a decade and a quarter, my boy left. My mom gained immortality, I live close to friends and family. my best friend moved in and we were happy together.
kill yourself and livestream it. op fucking deliever
That's great, but I've been living through an unrelenting non stop existential crisis for eleven solid fucking years of suffering and torment. There are grave consequences for a lot of people if I do it, and that's the only thing that's been keeping me from doing it the minute this started on February 10th, 2008.
Why are there so many melodramatic cunt scomplaining about their first world lives
Nice mod, those tanks are the shit, i got the one that takes a single 22650 batt, which i regret.....also dont kill yourself, you'll just become a faggy ghost.
Sorry, things not tanks, i cant tell what tank that is
Yeah, I went through a bunch of SMOK Gpriv 2.0 mods that were total garbage. The 510 connector would spin off after a week and then it had to be sent back for 3 months, then break a week later.
It's a SMOK Cloud Beast King with 12 microcoils.
Please just live stream your death already, like don't waste our time. We don't have anything else more important to watch. Like it's late and we all have like 2 friends max
And thats the kind of too low to guarantee a kill shit im talking about. It depressed my trauma surgeon wife enough to make sure everyone in her life knows to just eat a bullet if they're gonna try something so drastic.
Okay. Times up. Thanks to the people who offered help and solid advice, lulz for the people begging me to vape or not vape or blood vape. Good stuff. And thanks a heap to the people asking me to live stream it for their own sick fascination. You guys are truly the bottom of the barrel.
And no, I was never going to do my wrists. It was always going to be the carotid artery behind the left ear while kneeling over the toilet. Much quicker that way and much less of a mess for my wife and housemates to deal with.
Yr telling me a swan dive off a parking ramp has good chances of survival?
LIVE STREAM IT FAGGOT
Oh, one last thing.
>Oh, one last thing.
what is that?
Yup. You assume too much about a jumpers control of decent. And the failed jumpers have a high risk of being crippled for life. Unless its better than 20 stories. Even that had a 1 in 20 survival rate or so.
almost everybody owns a knife
It should be noted, crippled for life might work to kill you within a few days, if horrific misery was your goal. But youre gonna have to jump somewhere people aren't, cause otherwise someone scrapes you up, brings you to a hospital and someone like my wife does their leval best to save your dumbass life. Which only extends the fun.
It's a Bioshock chain. It represents the Chain of Fate, or slavery, or something. The main character had it on both of his wrists, and it was kind of a hint or foreshadowing or whatever that the player character would do whatever he was told when he heard the words, "Would you kindly?" before the request.
Ah, well. A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys, as they say.
More cutting less chatting
sounds like life is good and you don't appreciate it my man. love you buddy.
You are just craving attention. Did you post here to get attention with suckers lying about how great life is? Life is shit and you’re depressed and it doesn’t get better. Grow some fucking balls and do something. Cut yourself up and then live stream your suicide.
Nice, I got meshpro right now and yea i had probs with SMOK mods in the past, i abuse this geek vape and it takes it so hard
>shes going to kill me
bro it's easy, break up with that bitch and be a single guy. I wrote what you replied to, when we broke up i was lonely, but it's come full circle now. sounds like you're dating a narcissist woman, i did, and she made life a living hell. screaming at me and bitching at me all of the time. would never fucking help me do anything to make anything better, would only fucking bitch and yell and tell me I had a small dick and could never get hard. Lol my favorite comeback was always " who can get hard for a fat bitch like you" haha. I mean she was fat, but if she was nice I woulda easily gotten a boner for her because I loved her. But no, she was a fucking cunt and I couldn't.
If you're being serious, don't listen to the edge lords on this post egging you on. I'm sure if they had friends, they wouldn't want them killing themselves and they wouldn't appreciate random troglodytes on the internet egging them on to do so. Your life isn't over. I don't know what is going on in your life but nothing is worth ending your life over. Sever ties with anyone and everyone that is toxic in your life. If someone is really making you feel like you want to die, you shouldn't let them be in your life anymore. Regardless. You have friends and family that will miss you when you're gone and ending your life will be really traumatic for them
So fucking man up and do it yourself
I guess the chain tats are pretty popular with people. Lots of T shirts and shit, too. Check this out.
Boring
Bump
Actually, I think this might be the Tales of the Ubermensch guy. He's got a tat like that and has this crazy shit about some woman making his life a living hell and he thinks she controls his every action through hypnosis or something.
This dubs poster speaks the truth.
Yup, nailed it. I think this is a match. Snipped this out of his book PDF.
I want some content
what kind of content?
Suicide content. I’ll settle for selfharm
Are you really that sick?
Do you even know what site you’re on
Of course I do. I just have a hard time believing that people are that far gone.
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If you are talking about shaving your balls use a proper blade and lather.
If you are talking about injuring yourself then don't do it. Go to the spinal ward in your local hospital and see the people in there permanently paralysed. Any of them would give their life fortune to swap places with you.Life isn't as bad as you think bro.
Ooo
If this is that guy, he presumably has been living in a hellish paranoid schizophrenic nightmare for like a decade. If he does off himself, I hope he goes quick, and finally finds some peace.
I mean, you can really see though the counter top and the sink, so yeah it's time. How long ago was it installed? If we're talking more than 3 years, just do it to keep maintenance up. I would use the knife though. Get yourself a curved exacto to scrape the old caulk from underneath before you put the new caulk in.
Wait, you're going to cut the tip of your dick off with a butter knife with only some peroxide handy?
OP should get psychiatric help but if life isn't worth living then i'm truly sorry. I'll see you around space cowboy
right proper maintenance is important, and proper installation makes maintenance easier