Quitting my job at the funeral home next week. If anyone is in the Chicago area and wants to come fuck this chick, I'm leaving the doors unlocked until 4am. I don't care anymore.
Quitting my job at the funeral home next week. If anyone is in the Chicago area and wants to come fuck this chick...
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how she die?
chart says cardiopulmonary arrest
you fucked her yet?
What's her body like... I've never cold packed before
Tits or gtfo bitch!
No that's not my thing. But I wont judge anyone if they want to come do so
She's dead you retards
sounds too good to be true
It's not. I hate this place and don't care about this bitch so this offer stands. I work alone all night so someone hit me up if interested.
and yet you don’t have pics
you working now? give us a photo
Gee willackers shore looks familiar
I live in Chicago and I'm interested. Email me details at [email protected]
Dude yall have no ethics this act is inhuman
Yes
Timestamp and photo of the corpse
I want proof that it's worth the hour long drive.
On my way guys. I'll let you know if op is full of shit
May i ask how you have stooped so low to fuck inanimate corpses
Godspeed, user.
Please do.
If not, I'll be on the road as soon as I know it's real.
>This is where the whole thread dies
Isnt there like 7 million fucking funeral homes in chicago
Yes lmfao
Op emailed me the address
Most underrated post. Coop finna get on yalls
Excited to see if this is real. I'll drive to 40 minutes to the city if it is.
Holy fuck
Intriguing but I'm not sure I could tap embalmed dead ass. The smell would likely get to me.
Is that real?
Op delivered!!! Gotta say I didn't think this was true
Fuck someone repost
Wait. Why did you take it down. Repost it for just a few minutes please
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It's nothing. Thread's bullshit.
It was bait you retards. Check the archives.
Fuck faggot baiting
Ur mom’s inhuman, nigga
I call it opportunism
U wish u had a mom so you werent obsessed with fucking dead bodies
Not opportunism, generally interested in what motivates such faggotry
This.
Some white knight will probably tip off the police and the whole thing will become a sting operation.
Too good to be true.
Also i have shown i care about the consequences of their actions as i called personal ethics into question
I'd like to hit you up, but you left no way to contact you. Plus I'm in Utah. I'd have no way to get to Chicago without my gf finding out I'm gone so that I can cheat on her with a corpse.
This is Yea Forums, not Facebook. Go post some unironic minion memes and suck off Mark Zuckerberg. Actually wait... don’t do that. That would make you even more of a little bitch than you already are....
Isn't it a little late to still be on spring break there, junior?
Mary?
Fresh?
address?