Quitting my job at the funeral home next week. If anyone is in the Chicago area and wants to come fuck this chick, I'm leaving the doors unlocked until 4am. I don't care anymore.
Quitting my job at the funeral home next week. If anyone is in the Chicago area and wants to come fuck this chick...
Josiah Hall
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Samuel Gomez
how she die?
Jacob Richardson
chart says cardiopulmonary arrest
Brayden Edwards
you fucked her yet?
Isaac Turner
What's her body like... I've never cold packed before
Jonathan Garcia
Tits or gtfo bitch!
Brandon Mitchell
No that's not my thing. But I wont judge anyone if they want to come do so
Chase Taylor
She's dead you retards
Bentley Morales
sounds too good to be true
Sebastian Perez
It's not. I hate this place and don't care about this bitch so this offer stands. I work alone all night so someone hit me up if interested.
Levi Watson
and yet you don’t have pics
Ethan Diaz
you working now? give us a photo
Nolan Adams
Gee willackers shore looks familiar
Thomas Rogers
I live in Chicago and I'm interested. Email me details at [email protected]
Xavier Lopez
Dude yall have no ethics this act is inhuman
Charles Lee
Yes
Christian Cooper
Timestamp and photo of the corpse
I want proof that it's worth the hour long drive.
Xavier Turner
On my way guys. I'll let you know if op is full of shit
Owen Howard
May i ask how you have stooped so low to fuck inanimate corpses
Anthony Thompson
Godspeed, user.
Bentley Peterson
Please do.
If not, I'll be on the road as soon as I know it's real.
Zachary Walker
>This is where the whole thread dies
Carson Stewart
Isnt there like 7 million fucking funeral homes in chicago
Josiah Myers
Yes lmfao
Oliver James
Op emailed me the address
Christian James
Sebastian Jones
Most underrated post. Coop finna get on yalls
Thomas Baker
Michael Jackson
Excited to see if this is real. I'll drive to 40 minutes to the city if it is.
Jaxon Kelly
Holy fuck
Ethan Adams
Intriguing but I'm not sure I could tap embalmed dead ass. The smell would likely get to me.
Easton Perry
Is that real?
Austin Bell
Op delivered!!! Gotta say I didn't think this was true
Isaac Howard
Fuck someone repost
Dylan Ward
Wait. Why did you take it down. Repost it for just a few minutes please
Jose Hernandez
Mason Cook
archived.moe
It's nothing. Thread's bullshit.
Jackson Torres
It was bait you retards. Check the archives.
Lincoln Peterson
Fuck faggot baiting
Evan Nelson
Ur mom’s inhuman, nigga
Chase Baker
I call it opportunism
David Cox
U wish u had a mom so you werent obsessed with fucking dead bodies
Cameron Nguyen
Not opportunism, generally interested in what motivates such faggotry
Landon Smith
This.
Some white knight will probably tip off the police and the whole thing will become a sting operation.
Too good to be true.
William Evans
Also i have shown i care about the consequences of their actions as i called personal ethics into question
Josiah Hill
I'd like to hit you up, but you left no way to contact you. Plus I'm in Utah. I'd have no way to get to Chicago without my gf finding out I'm gone so that I can cheat on her with a corpse.
Ryan Sullivan
This is Yea Forums, not Facebook. Go post some unironic minion memes and suck off Mark Zuckerberg. Actually wait... don’t do that. That would make you even more of a little bitch than you already are....
Hudson Campbell
Isn't it a little late to still be on spring break there, junior?
Nicholas Wood
Mary?
Ryder Fisher
Fresh?
Adrian Collins
address?