Hey there- BRUUUP- low lifes. Since Morty's asleep and I'm waiting on my portal gun to recharge, I thought I'd kill a few minutes and answer any stupid questions you idiots can think of. Ask away, degenerates.
Hey there- BRUUUP- low lifes. Since Morty's asleep and I'm waiting on my portal gun to recharge...
James Perry
Jaxson Green
where's season 4
Ethan Campbell
Is your wife really dead, or did she find someone else better (by that I mean litterally anyone else)
Chase Richardson
They're dra-AUghp-wing it.
Cameron Moore
Can you help me get off this miserable planet?
Logan Turner
have you fucked morty's boy pussy
Caleb Ramirez
Why does my dad molest me, but cherish my older brother
Andrew Baker
That's pretty big, coming from some kid who gets off to shemales and petty violence.
Brandon Wilson
Yikes you really got me there
#rekt
Carter Evans
Sorry, I don't do charity. But feel free to buy a 9 millimeter and do it yourself.
John Barnes
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Christian Williams
Dang
Brody Fisher
What do you think I am, some sort of-uhhh- incestuous animal or something? Huh? Do I look like a mongoose to you?
I mean he's sucked my balls, sure, but that was for the good of humanity.
Jayden Edwards
Can you rephrase that. Preferably in non-broken English
Jaxon Lewis
> being this new
Elijah Rodriguez
Probably because your the bitch of the family. And I'm assuming your brother has the looks and- BWUH- likable personality and all.
Jackson Martinez
It's me! Tiny Rick!
Caleb Ross
Jesus fuck, is this really what it's like getting to 40 without seeing a vagina once?
Caleb James
in what dimension can I find some lucario ass
Alexander Watson
Nicholas Scott
I've seen plenty of vagina, thank yeeeeew.
Human vaginas, alien vaginas, glipglop shlits, gablegrok urks.
So don't talk to me about s-EHUuRp-ex until you've had a threesome with a Traflorkian and an assimilated giraffe.
Charles Bennett
I mean outside of Yea Forums you brainless monkey
Jose Harris
I think you're looking for Dimension A-369. I'd take you there myself, but, ya know- I don't give a fuck.
Chase Morgan
Who's the hacker Yea Forums?
Michael Torres
In which reality did Charles Manson successfully start a race war?
Joseph Ward
You better choose your next words carefully.
Andrew Hall
Rick, if I offer myself as a toilet to a beautiful woman in exchange for marriage, will it come true? I have mental disorders and am basically homeless. I live with my parents so that's like homeless quality to women. Not sure if these factor into the decision with women. I don't do pooping though. And she has to have cow breasts.
Oliver Stewart
wubalubadubdub
Nathan Hall
You're living in it, baby.
Blake Taylor
I feel you, frog kid. Moving out is the number one priority, then getting a good job and making some de-EEEagh-cent money.
Don't lower your standards for a-eugHHH-nybody, and don't let anyone tell you you're worth less than what you think.
That being said, you're a piece of shit who still lives at home, so- I don't know- you tell me.
Christopher Foster
i'll give you my Blips and Chitz FastPass Card if you take me
Anthony Myers
It's like all of r/iamverysmart got together for a circle jerk on this thread
Isaiah Brown
Eh, I just sold a few tonnes of plutonium the other day, so I'm set. I do recommend checking out R-oUuughrp-oy 3 though. Its a little derivative of the last two, but an alright game in its own right.
Jordan White
Clearly you don't watch my show.
Lucas James
Shiiit man, just had a thought, think B&C had the PokeBox Simulation "game" installed yet? havent gone in a few months
Elijah Edwards
Are you sure it's as clear as you think it is?
Logan Martinez
I could easily out-drink your lightweight ass
Asher Gray
Show us Beth’s butthole
Parker Gomez
I don't like Pokemon or porn much. I mean, I have the world literally at my fingertips- I could physically create a-GREhhu-ny Pokemon and fuck it if I wanted to- but my talents are better used elsewhere.
Landon Barnes
I'm so sure I don't have to think it, and its as clear as your blatant trolling. You gotta work on that, my man.
Jordan Lee
There's only a select few in the vast amount of galaxies in this infinitesimal timeline of ours that can keep up- and even some of them pass out before we get to the real party.
Ayden King
Maybe in dimension C-137 Dick Sanchez
But in this dimension only a fool with no clarity would state such a ludicrous response
Juan Gray
yeah, understandable. sucks that we cant all have the ability to just pop into any dimension and fuck any creature conceivable, tho
Carson Wright
That's my daughter, you ass. I might have some of Jerry though...
Andrew Bennett
I have what it takes
I'll have you know my balls dropped in the womb
Noah Martinez
I came from a line of alcoholic father's thats very origin is dated before the big bang
Carter Ward
Cooper Edwards
Jaxson Martin
Let me guess: you want tits and a timestamp?
Jaxon Butler
What else?
Noah Morgan
Been on Yea Forums for 8 years. Don't get the reference either.
Asher Russell
You know what- I like you.
I'll let you know next BUUuuUR-time we go out.
Matthew Garcia
I'm not homophobic but, two fathers? Yeesh...
Isaac Powell
This has been enjoyable
Get fucked my glib-globs
Benjamin Watson
Caleb Morgan
Blow me.
Lincoln Adams
No no please,
Blow me
Eli Sanchez
>glipglop
bigot
Nathaniel Ortiz
Easton Russell
Dude , too much TV...have you ever travelled anywhere other than relatives houses? TV shows are fun, for for a few mins...after which you are meant to go back to real life and do things. If to take a break from TV , you spend your spare time talking about TV shows either online or in person, euthanasia is recommended.
Brody Cooper
Racism is a human construct, like l-oUGhrugh-ove or feelings or time.
Adrian Ramirez
I've travelled all over the world, and through a few several thousand universes. Believe me when I say, TV is about as good as it gets. Besides, its not like s-IUGhhhher-ome typical nerd obsessed with Game of Thrones or some superhero movie.
Oliver Sanchez
You literally created an amalgamation of Hitler and Lincoln and you're gonna tell me you don't believe in racism?
hahahahahahahaha
Juan Wilson
Why dont you put Lemongrab as a special guest.
Gabriel Davis
Did I? I don't remember. But that reminds me of this kickass party I was at once. Kind of feigning for some -BUUUUh- Kalaxian crystals now...
Charles Butler
Julian White
That guy is super weird. And annoying as all hell. And that's coming from a guy who's nephew is just as irritating.
James Torres
I believe the word you're looking for is "fiending".
haha
This was fun but it was time for bed 2 hours ago.
Dominic Bennett
he did get "granted" and "granite" mixed up that one time as well
Jaxson Kelly
I'm not too familiar with urban vernacular. Get to bed, you ingrate. And don't -uurP- piss away your day tomorrow.
Wyatt Watson
Ahahaaah, I think you're getting me mixed up with someone else. Next thing you know, you'll be saying Morty actually beat me at chess.
Logan Lewis
Are you aware that you are in a TV show, and that once it is cancelled that's when your Finite curve ceases to exist so you act like a weirdo for our enjoyment?
Jayden Williams
Landon Reyes
Who do you think sold the rights to our reality TV sitcom bullshit show?
I'm just getting that Adult Swim money-RuuHP- babyyy.
Owen Parker
Not OP but you may be referring to something like this (lol):
"The five parts of the Egyptian soul were the Ren, the Ba, the Ka, the Sheut, and the Ib. The Ren was the name given to a person at birth. Egyptians believed it was part of a person's soul and that it would live for as long as that name was spoken or the person remembered."
Basically, every man dies two deaths. The first, his natural death. The second, when the last person that knows his name dies.
Ian Wood
When I say 13% and 50%
What comes to mind?
Dominic Thompson
Shall we watch as this thread becomes nothing more than a distant memory?
Owen Price
Goodnight b/Ros
Sweet dreams you guys
Sebastian Smith
I'd fucking love to suck your fucking nasty old cock SO FUCKING BAD
Jace Peterson