Hey there- BRUUUP- low lifes. Since Morty's asleep and I'm waiting on my portal gun to recharge...

Hey there- BRUUUP- low lifes. Since Morty's asleep and I'm waiting on my portal gun to recharge, I thought I'd kill a few minutes and answer any stupid questions you idiots can think of. Ask away, degenerates.

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where's season 4

Is your wife really dead, or did she find someone else better (by that I mean litterally anyone else)

They're dra-AUghp-wing it.

Can you help me get off this miserable planet?

have you fucked morty's boy pussy

Why does my dad molest me, but cherish my older brother

That's pretty big, coming from some kid who gets off to shemales and petty violence.

Yikes you really got me there
#rekt

Sorry, I don't do charity. But feel free to buy a 9 millimeter and do it yourself.