Dumbest Thing you done drunk

Dumbest Thing you done drunk
I start
>be 16 year old me
>parents out of house
>invites friends and crush
>drinking Walking around etc.
>me and crush holding hands
>*happines noice*
>geting late only crush and best friend around
>crush siting on couch tired
>best friend say he going to have a smoke on the street
>me asking why
>he goes out
>crush say "why dont you sit with me?"
>we talk and hold hands
>mother of crush takes her home
>friend and I go in my room because my parents are back
>I Show him the gun of my grandpa
>laying in be
>try to disable the gun because dope and vodka arent a good mix
>press a button on the side of the gun
>fucking shot myself
>gun explodes
>run in the bathroom
>my friend starts to cough
>realise it was pepperspray amo
>start loughing while washing eyes out
mfw my ears are ringing but my parents siting down stairs with no interest
mfw 2 weeks later my crush tells me she has a crush on me to

Thanks alkohol

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A gun with pepper spray?

yeah I live in Germany ist called "Schreckschussmunition"

hallo

Your story dun add up nigga. Its not even that dumb. Its fucking lame, your lame.

Why dont you tell us a story?

I got pissed up and took my dad's car for a Joyride one night. On the way out of the city centre there was a checkpoint and of course I failed the breathalyzer so I floored it. Luckily I got away. I had no license, very little driving experience, and a passenger.

>Be me
>Lvl 14 or so
>Open alcoholic beverage
>Drink
>Get black out drunk
>Wake up in the morning
>Mfw
>Remember nuffin
>The end

Fuck you fag!

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Nice

Alone?

Ive done all kinds of stupid shit drunk. Went home with 2 trannies, fucked a crackhead, crashed a couple cars, a few arrests.
Also had some great times banging hot chicks

Started with couple of mates. Rest is blank, woke up in a bus stop 40 km from my home town.

>be at buddies b day
>hit up all the beach bars
>friend and his wife didn’t plan ahead
>offer my hotel room to them
>proceed to get completely shit faced
>bar close friends and wife can hardly even walk
>get to room friends wife lays in the bed instantly out
>after a few mins friend goes to bathroom
>doesn’t return
>start eyeing his wife
>push her, poke her, and shake her she’s out cold
>proceed to fondle her a bit
>dick starts thinking for the both of us
>strip her down, fuck her hard, cum loads in side her
>in the morning I put a hidden cam in my bathroom bag
> watch her reaction and my cums spews out of her pussy
>she catches it in the palm of her hand
>blank stare for about 30 secs, then says “what is this, what is this?!”
Dumbest thing I’ve done by far, couldn’t gone away for a while on that one.

Another time when I was pissed up I poured petrol on a spider and lit it on fire. Then I put petrol in the water I was about to pour on the fire to put it out. Didn't think anything would happen but it did. Flames wofted up and my arm caught fire. Got a minor burn on my face and 2nd degree burns on my arm. Burns went from my hand to my elbow.

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The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This happened 10 years ago.

Why do I feel like Ive read this many times

I'd have to say basically everything I've ever done drunk...

Drinking is bullshit, tbh.

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