Dumbest Thing you done drunk

Dumbest Thing you done drunk
I start
>be 16 year old me
>parents out of house
>invites friends and crush
>drinking Walking around etc.
>me and crush holding hands
>*happines noice*
>geting late only crush and best friend around
>crush siting on couch tired
>best friend say he going to have a smoke on the street
>me asking why
>he goes out
>crush say "why dont you sit with me?"
>we talk and hold hands
>mother of crush takes her home
>friend and I go in my room because my parents are back
>I Show him the gun of my grandpa
>laying in be
>try to disable the gun because dope and vodka arent a good mix
>press a button on the side of the gun
>fucking shot myself
>gun explodes
>run in the bathroom
>my friend starts to cough
>realise it was pepperspray amo
>start loughing while washing eyes out
mfw my ears are ringing but my parents siting down stairs with no interest
mfw 2 weeks later my crush tells me she has a crush on me to

Thanks alkohol

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A gun with pepper spray?

yeah I live in Germany ist called "Schreckschussmunition"

hallo

Your story dun add up nigga. Its not even that dumb. Its fucking lame, your lame.

Why dont you tell us a story?

I got pissed up and took my dad's car for a Joyride one night. On the way out of the city centre there was a checkpoint and of course I failed the breathalyzer so I floored it. Luckily I got away. I had no license, very little driving experience, and a passenger.

>Be me
>Lvl 14 or so
>Open alcoholic beverage
>Drink
>Get black out drunk
>Wake up in the morning
>Mfw
>Remember nuffin
>The end

Fuck you fag!

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Nice

Alone?