Ask a guy who just started an "ask a guy" thread anything

Would you ever start your own thread?

Because they can be as humane or as cruel as you like.

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What sorts of things can I ask you?

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

I am a thread

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I have not researched that function. Thought it came with the uranium membership or something.

Ah, you know. People posting and stuff. It's a lot of responsibility.

are you a virgin?

ask me why i want to ask you a question.

Weetabix. Fucking bars of wheat, dude!

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