Ask a guy who just started an "ask a guy" thread anything

Would you ever start your own thread?

Because they can be as humane or as cruel as you like.

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What sorts of things can I ask you?

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

I am a thread

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I have not researched that function. Thought it came with the uranium membership or something.

Ah, you know. People posting and stuff. It's a lot of responsibility.

are you a virgin?

ask me why i want to ask you a question.

Weetabix. Fucking bars of wheat, dude!

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Always shower and put on clean clothes before interviews. And lose the neckbeard.

Looks like bussiness is booming now, congrats OP. I always knew this thread was gonna get up there

I'd have to do a cost analysis and net present value calc first.

How have you been lately?

Fuck if I know.

If time and space truly is infinite, does that mean that everything that can happen, will eventually happen?
Something made matter, it could not always have been here.
So matter must appear from something or some process to form planets, solar systems, galaxies etc.
What stops it from forming new matter and galaxies over and over and over until everything has happened?
Even if alle galaxies drift away from eachother, burned out, dead and cold, more big bangs must appear given infinite time and space.

Do you think there are galaxies so far away that the light from them becomes so weak by the time that it reaches us that we can never truly observe them?

Do you think there is a single "reality" where women are as important as the white knights think women are?

You aren't a very good OP

Not what it used to be, for damn sure.

I was 25 years ago.

Google the infinite monkey theorem.

Fucking tired. End of tax season. Working 10 hour days, 7 days a week since March. Three days left and under 100 returns to go. Thanks for asking.

African or European?

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It's mathematical plausible.

I think you'd need a creater to make new matter. Evidence is sketchy there.

Possible, unless the standard model is flawed, dark matter is bullshit, and the universe is much smaller that we think. Then it could fold back in upon itself resulting in a closed universe where the light we see is actually is the same handful of galaxies whose light bends back toward us resulting in mirror images of the same object at different stages of its life cycle.

That women question is too complex for me, sorry.