What would Yea Forums do in the event of a zombie outbreak?

take one of the zombies as my own sex slave

Rape and pillage

maybe sex transmits the virus, then you walk around as a boner-zombie

>take one of the zombies as my own sex slave
have fun rotting from your dickhole up after your zombie fuck toy gives you a bj.

Ride my bike the 5 miles to the yatcht club, steal a boat and use my 10+ years of maritime experience to live on the water.

probably die

Shit myself and move to bhutan

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cuddle whats left of some ho i used to know i might as well be in that situation already basically i tried calling a prostitute once and some faggot is throwing any word they can find out of the english dictionary at me or in any language i mention like it makes sense or is supposed to mean something but none of it means anything actually in terms of grammar

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Move to Detroit. Even zombies will avoid.