What would Yea Forums do in the event of a zombie outbreak?

take one of the zombies as my own sex slave

Rape and pillage

maybe sex transmits the virus, then you walk around as a boner-zombie

>take one of the zombies as my own sex slave
have fun rotting from your dickhole up after your zombie fuck toy gives you a bj.

Ride my bike the 5 miles to the yatcht club, steal a boat and use my 10+ years of maritime experience to live on the water.

probably die

Shit myself and move to bhutan

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cuddle whats left of some ho i used to know i might as well be in that situation already basically i tried calling a prostitute once and some faggot is throwing any word they can find out of the english dictionary at me or in any language i mention like it makes sense or is supposed to mean something but none of it means anything actually in terms of grammar

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Move to Detroit. Even zombies will avoid.

based and redpilled user

Rather die to zombies but thanks

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Pillage like an Jew American during/after WWII
Build an empire with the money.
I would at least try to protect some building from the looters, try to protect the art and the memory of humanity.
Kill rapists, torturing them.
If I don't have children at the time, I would probably try to help to weak and the elderly people.
I would also try to kill the shithead who create new culte.
Find a doctor and pills.

Probably be a zombie.
Why does everyone always believe they'll be one of the survivors?

>What would Yea Forums do in the event of a zombie outbreak?
Jack off, and then head to sleep like normally.