How do I enlist to fight for ISIS? Is there a contact to speak to?
I really want to commit suicide and this seems like a fun way to do so. I accept other options but I don't want to leave a mess for my family to find and I don't have the courage to just stab myself, no access to a gun either.
Is there a chance of someone getting me to ISIS ranks like some foreigners do?
They have a membership page on the deep web.
I think I'd need more help than that but thanks it's a good information to start with
No matter what side you fight for, you're still the bad guy. Just get into security and work your way up to NGO/PMC shit.
Don't fucking join isis
I think you didn't read the part that says I just want to die real soon. I'm 33yo, no agency is going to legit take me
A german once joined ISIS and barely escaped, they didn't accept him due to his origin and used him as sex slave.
If you want muslim dicks up your arse feel free to join, faget
I could give less of a fuck for US government funded organizations to sell firearms, I just thought it would be a real fun way to kill myself
Didn't think of it this way, that's a good point to consider.
Since when does ISIS seem like fun? They're a gang of dumbshits run by the CIA and Mossad who clean up any loose ends among themselves, including their own worthless primates.
If your life's not worth keeping, then do something useful like bumping off George Soreass or the Paedesta brothers and at least when their security finally nail you, you'll be a national hero.