I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin and I have a few couple human sexual relation questions:

I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin and I have a few couple human sexual relation questions:

1.) I worry about cunnilingus. I like the concept of it, but I worry the smell and taste will be putrid and overwhelming and I'll end up not able to go through with it, or even puking, and thus really offending and turning off the woman. But if smell and taste and hygiene weren't issues, I would go to town. How to ensure date has tolerable or even pleasant smelling and tasting pussy?

2. Let's say two strangers meet at a bar and wanna fuck. They decide to go to the woman's apartment. They don't both go to her car or the guy's car and leave the other car parked wherever the Hell overnight, right? They both get in their own respective cars and the guy follows the girl to her place and parks near her, right?

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1. its just like balls, if she sweats it will stink. If shes just getting off work or something, shower together. A washed pussy that is free of infections and stuff wont stink.

2.There is no protocol, but I would suggest driving your own car if possible, so you can leave when you want. But in my experience, its almost always been going back to my place, at least the first time. My guess is you are asking this question caws you live with your parents.

Also, tbh I wouldnt be looking to eat pussy on the first encounter anyway. In my experience it usually goes one of two ways, either you are making out and go right to fucking. Or she pulls your cock out and she either sucks you to completion or until you are hard enough for sex.

when people are super aroused they tend to ignore things that would gross them our in thier
normal state. facts.

Do you think girls who are just sitting there being normal are like oh yay cum! i love cum.
nah, but get them worked up. different story.
unless its absolutely horrid (i dont know what girl would go out with her cunt in that state) you arent even going to barelyy notice.

No, I live alone in an apartment, but I don't have a car and I rely on public transit. And I don't go out to date or interact with women or really other people in general very often. I don't think I'm good enough for other people and doing social things. Not good enough as a contributing member of society, as a friend, as a sexual dynamo, not good enough. So, I tend to myself. But I'm trying to change all that.

Unless you live in the inner city, I suggest you get a car. Women do not want to be carting you around like their little brother.

Seen the 40 yr old virgin? Super accurate with how weirded out the chicks are by the fact that he doesn't have a car.

Why not? I'm a virgin, but I've had lots of sexting and cybering 'experience', and the girls I've done foreplay and pussy-eating with love it and cum hard and often, often squirting. One even said that my sexting/long-distance mutual masturbation with her was better than most of the actual sex she's had in her entire life.

Ok. I guess im posting in a bait thread, you got me.

>How to ensure date has tolerable or even pleasant smelling and tasting pussy?
waifu. Fact is until you have the arousal response to suppress disgust, pussy isn't something you'd ever voluntarily put in your mouth. No amount of cleaning or good genes or racial purity is going to change that. Once you're turned on enough, you'll be eating shitters like apple fritters but that doesn't make them part of a balanced breakfast.

>when people are super aroused they tend to ignore things that would gross them our in thier normal state. facts.

This has never been the case with me, though. Sucks.

>Do you think girls who are just sitting there being normal are like oh yay cum! i love cum.

Lol, yeah, dude. Some of them.

>barelyy notice.

I hope so. I'd really like to do it. If it just taste/feels like her lips or skin or something, then I'd have no problem with it.

>Unless you live in the inner city, I suggest you get a car. Women do not want to be carting you around like their little brother.

I don't even have a license. I know how unfuckable I am, user. That's why I don't even try.

>Super accurate with how weirded out the chicks are by the fact that he doesn't have a car.

Why the fuck should I change myself for the appreciation of some thot? Fuck whores. If I want to fucking ride a unicycle around everywhere, I goddamn will, and none of their disapproving glares or withdrawal of sexual action is ever going to change that.

Well, enjoy being alone then. Yea Forums is the perfect place for you.

>>when people are super aroused they tend to ignore things that would gross them our in thier normal state. facts.
>This has never been the case with me, though. Sucks.

you are a virgin, you have no idea. its literally a fact of the human arousal response man.

>>Do you think girls who are just sitting there being normal are like oh yay cum! i love cum.
>Lol, yeah, dude. Some of them.

No, not really. they will say things they think men want to hear. especially young, insecure ones.

Not bait? It's true. I mean, it's only my words. Women get off from the words of the authors of Twishit and 50 Shits of Gray, and it's not like women would wanna fuck them.

> Fact is until you have the arousal response to suppress disgust, pussy isn't something you'd ever voluntarily put in your mouth. No amount of cleaning or good genes or racial purity is going to change that.

Oh, shit, guess I'm asexual now.

I usually finger it first. Then grab a tit with the hand that was inside her, and suck/kiss on that tit. That way u can discreetly smell your fingers to see what ur dealing with.

Never just go down on a new girl, cause once you do, ur committed.

"cybering" prepares you for sex in absolutely no way.

women dont squirt. thats not real. getting super wet isnt squirting. sorry.

yes, women can get turned on by words, but thats not anywhere near the same ball park as actual sexual activity, despite what some other lonely shut in (probably male) has told you

>ur committed.

committed? What do you mean? Eating pussy is penultimate step to wedding ring or something?

This guy knows whats up. But truth be told, before I was married, I only smelled one pussy that was even close to offensive in any way, and we had just worked out for an hour.

Well, again, the girl who admitted to squirted hard three times to my words told me most guys don't even bother to fuck beyond a quickly pounding and then cutting loose. No foreplay, no build up, no creativity, nothing special. She said guys have sucked so much she started fucking girls because they do all that shit and now how women want to be felt up an touched and fucked.

>before I was married

What happened after you were married? Did you find your wife's pussy nasty one day?

Hes saying if you recoil in horror from her cunt its gonna turn her off. know what u are getting into

Squirting isnt real man. sorry. again, women tell men what they want to hear.

No u fucking retard, ur committed as in once u bury your face it in it, ur committed to eating it for a bit, or risk making her self conscious or offending her.

Sometimes I'll have sex with my wife when shes unshowered after a whole day and her puss will have a hint of odor. pussy does have an odor, left in its natual state.

If we just want quick sex without all the foreplay no reason to shower.

If she wants me to go down on her, shes gotta be pretty much freshly showered, and I give her the same courtesy.

Not the user you’re talking to but squirting is v real

Oh, I see. Thank you.
You were wrong about them not liking cum and you're wrong about this. Your brain isn't real.

In it's IDEAL state, what's the best pussy can smell and taste like? Description, please?

No its not man. it literally isnt. look it up.

If by squirting you mean that shes leaking like a faucet caws shes turned on as hell, then sure. but women dont ejaculate.

Smells and tastes like nothing.

Women do like cum, when they are aroused.

Go up and shoot a cumshot on some chick whos on her lunch break at work and see how happy she is.

You do know thats piss right? like in pornos where they act like during extreme "orgasms" they are literally shooting fluid. thats piss.

They literally do ejaculate. And all women have the potential to ejaculate.

Boss. I'm just so worried I'll offend someone if I go down there and I'm pushed back by the smell or taste. Any way to ensure ideal results?

I've never seen yellow squirt, dude, but I've seen yellow piss. Take a girl who's dehydrated and have her pee. Yellow, right? Take that girl and have her squirt. Clear. Different fluid. Checkmate.

you are full of shit man. sorry. women seep fluid like a motherfucker, and that fluid gets slightly thicker when women come.

mostly the thickness of her discharge has to do with where she is in her cycle.

so those "look at her shes creaming" type videos arent really because shes more turned on.

its piss man. scientific fact.

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