I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin and I have a few couple human sexual relation questions:

I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin and I have a few couple human sexual relation questions:

1.) I worry about cunnilingus. I like the concept of it, but I worry the smell and taste will be putrid and overwhelming and I'll end up not able to go through with it, or even puking, and thus really offending and turning off the woman. But if smell and taste and hygiene weren't issues, I would go to town. How to ensure date has tolerable or even pleasant smelling and tasting pussy?

2. Let's say two strangers meet at a bar and wanna fuck. They decide to go to the woman's apartment. They don't both go to her car or the guy's car and leave the other car parked wherever the Hell overnight, right? They both get in their own respective cars and the guy follows the girl to her place and parks near her, right?

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1. its just like balls, if she sweats it will stink. If shes just getting off work or something, shower together. A washed pussy that is free of infections and stuff wont stink.

2.There is no protocol, but I would suggest driving your own car if possible, so you can leave when you want. But in my experience, its almost always been going back to my place, at least the first time. My guess is you are asking this question caws you live with your parents.

Also, tbh I wouldnt be looking to eat pussy on the first encounter anyway. In my experience it usually goes one of two ways, either you are making out and go right to fucking. Or she pulls your cock out and she either sucks you to completion or until you are hard enough for sex.

when people are super aroused they tend to ignore things that would gross them our in thier
normal state. facts.

Do you think girls who are just sitting there being normal are like oh yay cum! i love cum.
nah, but get them worked up. different story.
unless its absolutely horrid (i dont know what girl would go out with her cunt in that state) you arent even going to barelyy notice.

No, I live alone in an apartment, but I don't have a car and I rely on public transit. And I don't go out to date or interact with women or really other people in general very often. I don't think I'm good enough for other people and doing social things. Not good enough as a contributing member of society, as a friend, as a sexual dynamo, not good enough. So, I tend to myself. But I'm trying to change all that.

Unless you live in the inner city, I suggest you get a car. Women do not want to be carting you around like their little brother.

Seen the 40 yr old virgin? Super accurate with how weirded out the chicks are by the fact that he doesn't have a car.

Why not? I'm a virgin, but I've had lots of sexting and cybering 'experience', and the girls I've done foreplay and pussy-eating with love it and cum hard and often, often squirting. One even said that my sexting/long-distance mutual masturbation with her was better than most of the actual sex she's had in her entire life.

Ok. I guess im posting in a bait thread, you got me.