Secret time, Yea Forumsitches! Tell your weirdest, freakiest stories, and get this shit moving!

Secret time, Yea Forumsitches! Tell your weirdest, freakiest stories, and get this shit moving!

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dont got any, i'm pretty boring tbh

ate out a 12y/o girl once.
Shit was cash

How old were you?

> be me
> have slutty gf
> gives me mad trust issues
> breaks up with me, ruins all of my relationships with lies
> contempt.jpeg
> goes through string of guys after
> mfw my suspicions were right, she a huge thot
> fantasize about the things I could have done if I just treated her like the slut she was
> lots of missed opportunities
> rip
I'll answer any questions and tell any stories I have, ask and ye shall receive.

i have a sales job where me and the bosses know the products won't sell, so i get my salary for going out and offering the products. after a couple months of not being able to sell shit i just started faking the reports and coming back home to sleep, masturbate and look for other jobs while getting paid and nobody has suspected a thing

Drop her nudes, we know you still have them.

Dude, dream job

nah dude, too much rejection, also a job like this is doomed to end at any point

Lost them all when my fucking hard drive died. Biggest regret. This bitch gave me the most cash money content I'd ever seen. I've got a decent eidetic memory, but not being able to share the pics with my Yea Forumsros is my biggest regret. I think I might have some saved on an old dead phone, if I can ever fish them out, you people will be the first to know. I should have cloud saved the shit but this was earlyish 2000s and I was a tard.

A guy I considered my best friend for roughly two years. They hooked up right after I got dumped, I suspect they had a thing going while we were dating. Two or three other guys I used to talk with, but I no longer considered them friends. Fucked one or two girls I was friends with.

I sneak into high schools under the guise that I'm a student and have been doing this for a couple years at different schools. I'm 23.

you must be vanilla af if you think a threesome is slutty af

Insecure manlet/10

I flash my dick at women of varying ages.

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

What do you do when you are inside?

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Fine, I'll go a different route. She used to have a big exhibitionist kink. Would "accidentally" show off at times in public. Pull her top down, force a camel toe, etc. Flashed a ton of guys, including my little brother (who she had a thing for). She liked to masturbate and sunbathe nude on her second floor balcony. You could see it from pretty much any other apartment, she liked it that way. Would give stripteases in windows occasionally. At gatherings she'd grope and grind on other guys to get herself hot, pretty sure she fucked a few of them, just never found out for sure.

cut class obviously

>Don't judge I was crazy as fuck at that time I don't even remember the year maybe 2009 or 2010
> be me 6.2f brooked into Kate Hudson and her mother Goldie Hawn house in BH
>not to steal just to grab her Kate tits lol she did not have any flat like a wall
>both screaming GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
>Goldie got a gun and start shooting lift and right
>they both were crying
>shit was crazy
>before the cop came I escaped
>it even was on the news/ET
>the police saying suspect in custody
>i was at home smoking kek
>fuck Kitty was hot as fuck

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When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

Story. I go out drinking with these two guys from time to time, lets call them Carl and Ivan. Carl likes beer and chicks and he wants to be a marine. He isn't the brightest spark in the fire, but he's decent otherwise. Ivan plays rugby and actually manages to get chicks. Introductions out of the way, let us begin.
It was about midnight the first time it happened, Carl and I were sitting in the restaurant's garden staring at the stars, and Ivan had gone off to get more Jack Daniels. Carl then proceeded to ask me, in that ridiculous Brummie accent, "Hey user, have had sex."
"Yes, Carl. I have." I replied, truthfully.
And Carl flips his shit. Goes off on this big rant about how its unfair that the fucking IT guy gets laid more than he does. That the channer lost his virginity first, keep in mind that we were both around 19 here. He ended up smashing a bottle of Tusker all over the bench in sheer fury, called a passerby a racial slur, and then passed out dead to the world on the bench, slicing his ear open on a shard of glass.

When I was 8 a friend and I used to finger our classmates.

>Be 2 days ago.
>Feeling super horny.
>Be "straight"
>Open Grindr account.
>Guy and I start talking.
>He convinces me to come over to his place, dude seems chill.
>Uber there, but when I get to his door, I only see half a face and an arm opening the door curtain.
>I panic thinking I'm going to die, and leave in my Uber.
>I get messages trying to convince me to go back.
>Be today.
>He messages me asking if I can come over.
>Tell him I'm busy.
>He throws a fit.
>Says that he got some good pictures of me on his door cam.
>Calls me cute.
>I'm scared.
>Help?

I just make friends, fuck girls and start fights between people.
Kek.

I've been fucking my friends 15 year old sister behind his back.

im not even that user im actually kinda curious what he does there as well

>I only see half a face and an arm opening the door curtain.
>I panic thinking I'm going to die, and leave in my Uber.
a literal chicken is braver then you
>help?
go back for psycho sex, it's bound to be amazing, just uh, bring a gun or something

how come everyone here fucked children?

You LARPPPPPP

You post this so many times its getting boring tbh can you go back to saying it was your friends indian slut gf

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Ages?

you should have seen it, though.

it was ominous as fuck, and i was sure that i was going to get dragged inside the moment i opened the door and get beat up by 3 guys.

...and lmao, don't own one so i'm fucked if I did such a thing. Tempted to go back but too scared.

Gf was 19, niece 11

Bmp

I haven't, unless you count my first time when I was 17 and my girlfriend 16.

Why does an 11 year old needs to have her pussy shaved?

So it is nice and smooth for bikini season

I have nudes all over the web

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Gf have you inspect it?

No but I did get a good look at the results

I've told truths about crimes I've commuted on secrets threads and I was called a larp.

Bermp

Me and my cousin fucked when we were about 15, and never talked about it again.

Is it weird to suck my friends gfs vibrator? Love the taste of her left behind. After I suck it clean I always bust a nut and rub it all over so next time she uses it she unknowingly puts my cum inside her

Pic related. Pussy goo all over it she left behind

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Lost my virginity to my younger cousin too. She made all the moves. Never talked about it after. Pretty sure she wasn't a virgin before me.

I perform magic tricks. I once turned a meth head truck stop whore into alligator shit.

Love to go through other peoples stuff and rub my dick on anything I can. Panties, toothbrushes, food. Even gotten my girlfriend in on it a few times.

Best friend knows I want to fuck her, but we've never done anything. Teases me by telling me details of her hookups and it turns me on

I recently had my suspicions confirmed that my husband drugged me and let his friend fuck me a little over a year ago.

How do you feel about it ?

Disgusted. Betrayed. Dejected.

I knew something was wrong pretty much when it happened but he denied it. It was actually people on B who got me to realize the truth and confront him.

He eventually admitted it, but reminded me that he is the one who works and supports our family and that I could leave if I wanted, but I couldn't afford the house/car or our kid without him.

lol

Friend knows I go to Yea Forums. Gave me a picture and asked to get her tributes. Did it. She is super turned on by it. I also snuck my own tribute in there.

That does suck, sorry that happened to you. You should fuck his boss and then remind him really brings home the bacon.

Now drug him and get some guys to fuck his ass

I think I will leave his work place alone. The "friend" he let do that to me was a coworker he bonded with.

Apparently it started with them sharing nudes back and forth (the coworker sharing his GF and my husband sharing me).

LOL, now that is tempting ...

Or just fuck some people from B and cuck the shit out of him

Do you think he’s done the same to the dudes gf?

I’ve wanted to die heroically at the first opportunity ever since I was 9.

had a fuck buddy relationship with a girl who had a boyfriend I knew. No remorse, she cheated on him, I'm just a willing participant. Fucked her without a condom and would pull out. She was a great fuck.

I wonder which of the 2 genders is more degenerated
Saved pics of a girl I wanted to bang but fucked up (source /hc) while going mental for 2 years, felt bad and told her said pics are on the web but did not say I have some, nor that I am jerking to her
Still have them, do not talk to her or any contact at all - decent pics though, if it would not remind me of shitty 2 years in my life caring about others more than myself, ultimately screwing up everything as I burnt out
Still, still...good pics, an actually beautiful riley

Honestly, it really killed my sex drive.

I was never a prude, but I also wasn't super adventurous. I had a few partners in school/college but never went crazy.

I was very committed to our marriage, which I think is why this hurt so bad.

I don't think so. The friend always hung out at our house (this way my husband was home to help out with our kid).

I can't really think of a time where my husband was hanging out over at the other guys place to give that opportunity.

I had something similar. Met a girl on tinder that had a bf. She would come over after fucking him and fuck me. Let me cum in her

O Florida man, you're my favorite kind of fruitloop.

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We're both pretty fucked up

Also share the pics

I fart on my sister's panties so her vagina smells like my farts

I have intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Mattress firm?

Wat

Hot or too degenerate?

When I was working as a hotel receptionist I used to go to peoples rooms while they were out on trips and jerked off over girls underwear that I found hot.

Did you hang out with Channing Tatum? Fucking LARP

My co works love my home baking every Friday I always bring in something different Tommorow I have made white chocolate cheese cake which I mixed with my seamen. I can't wait to watch the girls feed on it

>hang out for friends b day
>his wife take a Xanax and then get drunk
>offer hotel room
>realize the combination of alcohol and Xanax knocks her up
>fuck her while her husband is passed out in the bathroom
>creampied her
>film the creampie and her finding a giant load of my cum in her pussy right before she showers
>realize it was only possible because Xanax and alcohol
>try it again and it work on My SIL
>think i have it cracked
>next wife’s asian BFF but have to stop cuz she was too tight and dry
>cream pie 3 of my wife’s cousins
>two weeks ago did it to our 19 year old nanny
> realize this is going to ruin my life
>get text from nanny, asking why she has cum inside her
>freak out
>turns out she’s into it
>panic for no reason, realize I’m going to ruin my life because of this eventually
>just fapped to the video of my buds wife getting creampied
>don’t feel bad now

Share vid

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Because fuck you

I watch my neighbour mowing her lawn and getting angry at hitting what she thinks is the other neighbours dog shit, unknown to her it's me shitting in her garden

I've had a crush on my cousin ever since we were little kids. I'm 20 and she's 21 now. Last year we went on a family trip for the weekend.

I forgot to mention, I'm a huge footfag. Like, massively so. I think of girl's feet all the time and if I see a cute girl's ankle even, I get super horny.

All of my family went to the beach and I faked being sick so I could stay in the house. I stayed in the house and video'd myself fucking and cumming on her shoes.

When I'm not horny I feel so bad about it lol

I've posted this before, but my wife was diagnosed with a disease similar to MS a few years ago.

Every so often she will have a paralytic attack where she loses the ability to move her hands/arms, legs/feet, and lose the ability to talk.

About a year ago I decided that when those events occur she becomes my sex slave/doll and I get to do everything she normally says no to.

Doesn't she complain when she's back to normal?

On these islands threads om Yea Forums where dubs decide what happen next. I always write a happening which ends up with "and the island is now a picture of porn stat Gauge's gaping asshole", then i roll and roll until I get dubs.

They are quite rare nowadays unfortunately.

Maybe your friend is using it on him too. Sleep tight with that idea

She did initially. Not so much anymore.

She doesn't like it when I face fuck her still, but she has accepted anal play and foreign objects (mostly because in her paralyzed state she can't feel much anyway).

I am contemplating letting others come in and have some fun with her.

Wonder how much longer until she leaves you and you're back to being a virgin

I'm not sure you understand how virginity works ...

At least talk to her about it first.

Highly doubt it. Shed ha've utis all the time going ass to pussy without cleaning it

At least ask first

Uh.. Too degenerate.

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Is this the one that drowned in the pool?

Damn that's hot. Did she know yours was in there

No but I'm tempted to tell her

Greentext.

I wanna take turns fucking my wife with my best friend. Friend and I have discussed it before, considered the knock out option, but never done anything. He's a little awkward about it, but would gladly fuck. He already has all my nudes of her.

Cause I was also a child when I dun it.

I took my best fiends little brothers virginity. When I was 15 I went on vacation with her family to a very nice beach. The beach house they rented was insane. We were having fun in the ocean and they went back to shore to eat. I got got in a rip tide and couldn’t get back. I panicked and swallowed some water and was just in terror. I felt someone grab me then next I remember being on my back coughing up water. Her 13 yr old brother pulled me back and gave me cpr. I felt a very strong emotional attachment to him almost instantly. He was up late watching tv so I joined. I knew things were going to go somewhere but I thought I might just give him a hand job. But as soon as I covered us with a blanket my head just kinda went to his crotch and I gave him his first blowjob. I swallowed and we started to make out. We made out for 20 minutes and I got carried away. I pulled my shorts and panties off and layed on my back. He got on top of me but didn’t put it in. I thought he just didn’t know what to do so I guided him in with my hand. He took over there and pumped me hard and fast. He came quick but I was happy I made him feel good. I had sex with him every night of the vacation. Thank god I was on the pill because we didn’t even think about condoms it was all passion. I never told my friend becuase I had a bf at the time and I didn’t want either of them to know. As far as I know she still doesn’t know. I feel bad because he was young but he seemed to want me to just as much.

Oooo! I love magic! Tell us more!

This is what my husband did. Please don't do it.

You can read my account above.

Are you this faggot?

No. That was me. I was 11 and she was 6.

Tits or gtfo

I'm terribly sorry to hear, and I won't. It's all in the realm of fantasy, I assure you. I could never go through with it.

I enjoy listening to my sister getting fucked by guys she brings home every now and then. She truly likes being a slut.

Pussy

I want to hate fuck my mom, because she fucked all my friends

>brooked
Broke* you fucking retard
Also larp

Are you me? Our walls are literally paper. I can even hear how their balls are smashing against her pussy.

Just be careful because sometimes fantasy becomes reality. Swapping nudes is apparently how it all started with my husband and his friend.

That led to him lacing/drugging/whatever my drink one night.

Stfu larping ass faggot

So what happened, how did you find out?

Hot

I have been swapping nudes with my wife's friend and ended up drugging my wife we farted on her face all night

I've been giving nudes of my best friend to my wife

If you were drugged how did you know? I’ve creampied several drugged girls with little question and nothing “came” of it.
Calling BS.

Yeah I think she doesnt realize I can hear her clearly. Or she doesnt care but I dont think so.

>>two weeks ago did it to our 19 year old nanny
>> realize this is going to ruin my life
>>get text from nanny, asking why she has cum inside her
How'd you get her to take the xan? You forgo the alcohol

Ask her if you can watch

They wake up with dried cum on there pussies you idiot. Cum leaks out for a long time after.

> I've creampied several girls
I'm calling bs

The friend was over to watch a movie one night. This wasn't a super rare thing as he often came over and ate dinner with us/watched movies/played games etc.

I never suspected anything was strange or weird.

After I put our kid to bed I went and joined then to watch the movie (Civil War). My husband had made drinks - which again, was pretty common.

Except, on that night he had made me a mixed drink (I usually drink wine). Fairly soon I felt super tired and fell asleep on the couch.

The next thing I remembered was waking up the next morning in bed in just my underwear. No pajamas (I always wear PJs in case our kid comes to our room/needs me during the night) and not even a shirt.

I questioned my husband on what had happened and he told me that I fell asleep, they finished the movie, and then he helped me get to bed.

Initially he swore that he and I didn't even have sex and that I was dressed that way cause he was trying to make me comfortable. But I know my body well enough to know that I had had sex.

He eventually "admitted" that he and I had sex the night before, but said I was mostly conscious during it.

This. Literally have vids of this.it leaks out and they can feel it as it exists.

Lol that would be the ultimate cum explosion for me but sadly I doubt she would go with it. Sometimes I fap to her used panties tho.

What does she look like

And you're still with him?

So how did you know it was his friend that fucked you?

Me and an old fuck buddy pretended we were married to hook with over couples that wanted to try swinging for the first time. Have a few good stories from that.

>next morning in bed in just my underwear. No pajamas (I always wear PJs in case our kid comes to our room/needs me during the night) and not even a shirt.
And you don't think your husband knew this? The man sleeps next you he knows what how you go to bed.

I was uncomfortable about the whole thing because, even though I am not a heavy drinker, I felt like I should remember stuff from the night before.

I pressed him slightly but he never admitted to anything.

A week or two later I was looking through his phone and found some strange texts from his friend. Nothing incriminating but there was a text from my husband that said something like "pic's don't do her justice, ya know" or something like that.

Again I confronted him and that's when he admitted that the two of them swapped photos.

At that point I guessed that he had let his friend at least see me nude.

About seven months (about a month ago) I posted about this on Yea Forums, again with just the assumption that he had let his friend see me nude and later my husband had sex with me.

The people of Yea Forums told me it was likely he had let his friend fuck me.

I confronted my husband about this and he never fully admitted it, but his face/expression told me what I needed to know.

Yea, our marriage has been rocky for awhile now, but he is the one who works (I stay at home with our kid) and if I left him I would have nothing and nowhere to go. I am sort of stuck.

I guess I don't know 100%. Just that I passed out that night, woke up mostly naked certain that I had had sex and later found out he had been swapping nudes of me with the guy who was there when I passed out. Also, how he acted when I accused him of it.

Don't be shy and post your secrets, femanons.

I think he knew, I just also think he couldn't get me dressed in my passed out state, maybe.

Was part of group who beat up and stabbed a child rapist who was found out where we lived.

I had a sexual relationship with my little female cousin when i was 15 (she was 6).
Im 25 now and i still fap to the memories.

So what now? You can't take him to court or prove anything. And you have children in your life.

I’ll think this turns you on..let’s see your tits

Do you find his friend attractive? Why not flip it on him to get an admission. Start texting his friend be “flirty”. Setup a hidden cam and get an admission out of it?

Looked for a pic but didnt find anything suitable (on my phone right now). Wont post social media pics. She is kinda hot tho. Black straight hair and athletic body but more on the skinny side. You could imagine her face looks something like an uglier gal gadot.

She’s 19 so not super smart, lures her to the house to teach her how to make some cocktails. Slipped it in her drink then an hour later slipped inside of her.

And now nothing. Life goes on. Our marriage is definitely in a bad place right now but I am trying to work through things.

I think saying/writing it helps me process it. You post your tits first, then we will see what happens.

Not particularly. I supposed objectively speaking he is a handsome person, but not my type or someone I have ever looked at/considered in that way.

I like to hide it in ice cubes. Nice slow time release

Lol thats fucked up but I had a similar experience. Not at that age difference tho. My female cousin once jokingly jumped on my back and started to ride me like a pony. We were around 14/13. I dont know if she already knew about sex but she clearly started to do it more often and rubbed her pussy on my back. Must have felt great for her lol. I just remember getring hard and my cock was full of precum.

I text my ex who I never fucked about my tinder hookups. I think he likes it

That's called rape. Not a sexual relationship.

Stop trying to say it was concensual you are sick and need to kill yourself.

Nicole?

You know the rules, timestamp or it doesn't count! Come on, don't you know how to be a femanon?

Nah but close. Nathalie

what state?

No state. Germany actually

Damn

Durning a night of drinking my wife made out with my buddies wife in front of us in nothing but their panties, we were pretty close to get a 4 some going or at least no swap couple fuck going but my friends chickened out. Always wanted it to go down and sure my wife wanted to fuck his wife.

Brilliant

Deleted?

Did you want to set up some action? Lol To be honest I would even consider it. Actually im thinking right now about some fucked up shit like gangbang with masks or some shit. Maybe she wouldnt realize im one of the dudes but thats risky af

Fucking L O L best post

Picture of tits. Nothing unique or special.

I use different delivery methods, but it's one of my favs

>be me
>friends sister is 14 and autistic
>cannot speak just screeches alot
>he left me alone alot with her in the room for long periods of time
>thinks it pisses me off
>I used this time to pin her to the floor and eat her pussy
>have also stayed over at his house after long nights out drinking
>she is on heavy medication at night that keeps her asleep
>fucked her countless times in all sorts of positions
>nutted inside her everytime and held her legs up so that it ran down her asscrack
>loved watching it cover her asshole
>i miss those times...

I
Just posted my tits and deleted quickly.. your turn..

Okay, here is a pic of my tits.

You are a god among men

Ewww

I picked up a pestal and mortar just a 3mg tab ultra fine and quick to dissolve

I missed yours

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I reported "her" pic that "she" deleted. The one that said "ewww" too.

reposted, not reported. Autocorrect ...

I had a date with a girl one night and I hooked up with a hung black guy before and passed out before the date. Never heard back from her after that night.

My son is 17. For the last two years, I've been tracking what porn/adult pic sites he frequents on his laptop and phone and posting pics of his (now) 45 yr old mom. He has no idea he's probably jerked off to his mom.

Pic related.

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I missed it.. pls repost

Nice tits

I hope you read this. He doesn't own you. What he did is wrong. You are in a toxic relationship. You can divorce him. He will need to pay child support. You can work, move to an small house. BTW, If he did one time and isnt not any reprecursion he probably could do it again.

You are putting excuses in your mind to not leave your confort and "safe" zone.

You need to see a therapist ASAP.

But, if you are fine be rape an used by other people. So, i guess is ok!

A mortar. And pestle is a must.

They can watch you make the drink. Nobody suspects the ice...lol

One night my friends girlfriend got really drunk and we double teamed her when she passed out.

Thank you. But I never got a chance to see hers..

that's what she wants you idiot
fucking do it

How do you know

Tell us again

Lets see Moar

Did that to my wife a few years ago in Florida on vacation with the guy (stranger) staying with his wife and kids in the condo next to ours. My wife is passed out on the bed. His wife and kids are out rekking shit somewhere. He and I are sitting on our respective patios when we start chatting. One thing leads to another and we're both railing my wife together for about 30 mins.

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get the fuck out of that situation you idiot.
get a lawyer and the police involved, get a friend or relative to live with and get the fuck out. get as much dirt out of your husband's phone as possible and bounce with the kid while he's out at work.
it's only going to get worse and your kid is going to grow up to be a shitbag because their dad is a rapey fuck and their mom is a dense bitch who lets people take advantage of her because the alternative is making an effort to better her life.
this shit's not about just you.
there are 6 million support nets for women in your exact position, so fucking use them.

Pls repost

Nice quads

where did he come from where did he go?

>speech level: meet 'n' fuck games

I have pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. Stuck up bitch would be beyond humiliated if you saw her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Kik me at sunnymanner if interested

Have pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. Stuck up bitch is a corporate executive and would be beyond humiliated if you saw her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Kik me at sunnymanner if interested

Yesss

Im basically living my sex dream right now.
>Be me
>Have job with only women in my team
>Quickly establish as alpha. They always listen to what I have to say and like me more than themselves lol
>Have some differencies with boss because he wont pay me more
>Start to slack off, browse internet the whole day etc.
>Eventually get fired
>Open some months after firing my own business in the same field
>Fast Forward a year
>Old company has to close because their work was inferior to Mine
>Old coworkers need jobs
>I can hire one just one
>Hire the best milf I always liked (im 28, shes 43)
>Also rumor came out she is single now (with a kid tho. I dont care)
>She is very thankful for the job opportunity
>she started to get flirty with me
>One night get drunk because we secured a good new customer
>She actually invites me over after we had a few drinks
>At this point im starting to realize what might happen
>We end up fucking like animals. Really sweaty and nasty.
>Iloveit.psd
>Over time we develop some weird fetishes
>She is just sexmeat for me no real feelings
>We actually start to go to some adult theatres and shit
>I enjoy letting her fuck other guys gangbang style
>She is a real little whore for me
>Mind she is 15 years older and I love it because thats so fucking perverted
>Will see her tomorrow again and fuck her brains out
>Thats basically our little secret
>Also I love how she smells when she starts to sweat while fucking. Her stikny smelly body odor drives me so fucking crazy man

Are you the dad? Does it make you horny knowing that?

Dating girl for 6 years. Cheated on her 1 year in by fingering my ex gf, never told her.

3 years later, we are doing long distance. She has always had a little bit of alcohol problem. We are talking about moving to next stage of life. Next day, she calls me crying in morning. Tells me she blew guy and let him fuck him for a minute before she got guilty feelings (raw).

Forgive her and tell her about what I did. We get over but she didn’t really stop her drinking. 3 months later goes on a friends trip to europe. Calls me one morning saying she made out with guy and let him eat her out. Guy was seeing one of her friends She is devastated and I break up with her.

She quits drinking alcohol and loses all her friends. I reach out to her because i miss her. She tells me that she wants to really prove herself, quits drinking for 6 months and goes to therapy. Turns life around and i take her back. We talk/ talked about everything and it’sgoing very well now.

But I do hold some resentment and post her nudes here as an outlet

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Deep down i kinda want to be an anal only girl for someone, preferably someone who doesn't care about me at all. It's stupid but i've had issues with low self esteem, depression, etc all my life, so somehow i' kinda makes sense to me that i shouldn't get treated well. I hate how my mind works.

i posted this in a thread before. people were assholes but i somehow kinda liked it.

today marks 2 years from the day i shot down an helicopter with my old dragun svd
>be ex-airborne
>own a good old dragunov i got from my old man
>be active hunter with somewhat decent exotic animal hunting
>live in mildly populated village 19 km far from closest town
>helicopters and planes fly above this so called village 24/7 in the spring and summer
>be outside cutting some meat and fixing some meat hooks in the backyard
>helicopter sound in the distance
>pissed as shit on the noise i coldly pledge to myself that if it passes by or above my property again i will fucking shoot at it
>get gun from car
>remember i still had 2 incendiary he magazines of 762s from when i fucked with neighbour
>what's the worst that could happen if i shot at it?
>heli aproaches and i could tell it flew pretty close to the ground
>motherfucker is about 200 metres far coming straight forward to were my backyard is
>you sure you want to fuck with me, buddy?
>load gun and aim a little above the cockpit
>fire as it comes closer
>i hit the fucking rotor blade as a bright light honest to god fucking miniature explosion bounces off the blade
>think to myself that at least i scared the fucker
>for 10 seconds the heli keeps steady course but then it fucking falls rotor blade first fucken heliplanting my neighbours house spinning like retarded shit
>3 dead incl 2 ppl in heli and fuckhead neighbour
>you fuckers told me i didnt have the guts to shoot at a helicopter
>never got caught
>still shoot my dragu into the air sometimes for good luck

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Yes, I'm the dad. And yes, I jerk off thinking about him jerking off to her. Would love to watch them actually fuck. I'm a full blown perv.

me anal you

I get you. I would want to fuck that body at my 17 too. Always imagined my teachers and shit while masturbating back then. Your wife truly has a hot body. Im also a huge perv dont worry. Does your wife know about what you are doing?

I am dead at this response.

Damn while Im usually a helpful guy I would be your anal master. Also would like you to satisfy other men for me with your asshole only. How does that Sound to you? Would you go with it?

No. She has no idea.

You fucking cunt. You should live in a cage in my closet. That asshole would be plugged 24/7 except to shit and clean your ass and plug. Your only value is your asshole and what can be done with it.

I've been fucking my boyfriend's roommate for a year now, even done it with him sleeping in the same room quietly. That's not even the most of it. There was a period before fucking the roommate where they both had trouble making rent, and were a couple months behind. I went to the landlord and offered myself in exchange for giving them a break on those couple months rent. I fucked him 4 different times in exchange for them keeping a roof over their heads

well, for me a big part of it is kinda of not getting a say in it, maybe a bit of "freeuse" i often go into chatrooms and stuff to get this out of my system so i don't do anything stupid in RL and people often think i'm looking for a dom/slave thing. which i'm not, i don't take orders well and i can be very stubborn. i get off the idea of being used/taken, not on giving it up under order unless it was maybe like my boyfriend lending me out or something, which he'd never do.

i guess i kinda asked for that.

Ask for it? It's what bitches like you are for! And you know it!

You are marriage material

What about the thought of other younger boys fucking her? Or is it a son only thing? I know I would love to convince my sister or gf (more my sis tho) to have sex with some teens. (Im 28now)

lol you serious or sarcastic?

was it hot to do it in the same room?

Damn you are a slut. I love it. Actually have some similar story with my sis. She once fucked a taxi driver so he would take us to another city for free. Was on new years eve. We stopped on the way there on a field and they told me I should go outside for a while lol. I couldnt help but peek. Was really drunk tho so maybe I wouldnt allow it otherwise.

how was watching your sister fuck

Thats why those were some rhetorical questions. Idgaf what you answer. Would do it nontheless to you ;)

Serious, to go so far as to put out so they could have a roof it’s an admirable quality.
Imo cheating is normal, monogamy itself is strange.

Old relationship turned terrible, she fucked around on me. She wanted to fuck my little brother, looking back, I should have let her. Regret. Something about the taboo gets me diamonds.

I was more horny than pissed to be honest. Actually tried to forget about that but it gets me hard just remembering so I fap to her sometimes. Still afterwards I feel like an idiot lol

what do you look like ?

FUCK YES it was really fucking hot, I came pretty hard. Roommate stuffed my panties in my mouth to shut me up cuz I was moaning pretty loud even with trying to be quiet. Was pretty awesome. Ended up falling asleep in roomie's bed that night naked, and woke up before dawn to crawl into my bf's bed.

Hehe glad you like it, wasn't sure how you guys would see it. But I love to fuck, and I gotta take care of my sex boyfriend. Can't afford to lose him, he's a nice guy and the sex is amazing. I just also happen to love his roomie's cock too. First time we fucked was when my boyfriend had to leave on a trip for a best friend's wedding. Was gone over the weekend and yeah, me, horny and alone with a roommate who was pretty hot and had already seen me naked before, it was a recipe for some hot cheating action lol

Well of course, desperate times call for desperate measures, and honestly I love sex and don't mind giving up my pussy to anyone, especially to help someone out. Landlord was a good fuck, not as good as bf or roomie but he still made me cum. He tries to hit me up occasionally for sex and I always say next time my bf falls behind, I'm all his.

Right, i got a good secret from when i was 16. Shit is long so i will green text it.

pic of you?

my boyfriend makes me feel like i'm better, sometimes at least. he's amazing and treats me so well, but then i still have these thoughts and it makes me feel even worse cause i'm not a good girlfriend for him, he deserves better.

even if i said no, ? struggled ? though i admit i'd put up very little of a fight.

4'11 97 lbs. dark hair shoulderlenght. green eyes.

How did he fuck her?

I saw my sister's tits

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This is all you get unless my rent falls behind, haha

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big kek

does your bf know?

Of course he deserves better. You're a worthless bitch. Your only value is being fuckmeat. You're just using him, aren't you? I bet he pays all the bills, doesn't he?

I have a small peepee

Why not just talk about your fantasy with him. Im sure he would love to use you in a way you would enjoy.

Now I feel bad for imagining forcing you to be a slut lol. Why do you do this to me woman!

Shut up larping faggot

no, i'm not using him... we both still live with our parents, we didn't finish school all that long ago. (yes i'm obviously over 18 seeing i did finish school)

When I was a 9yo girl a 16yo guy made out with me and fingered me.

bf doesn't know about me fucking the roomie, he knows about me fucking the landlord but didn't find out till a couple weeks afterward, and he wasn't happy but said he understood why I did it and appreciated it, and said he'd rather I not fuck that guy again unless it was absolutely necessary.

We have talked about it, well, i haven't told him everything but i've asked him to be rougher with me on several occasions but he is too afraid too hurt me, part because it's nto really his thing and part because of my size.

I know i'm being stupid, like he's genuinly good in bed but just, too gentle ? and i'd like it if he was less worried about me all the time. i'd honestly love more quickies where only he cums. I must sound mental not wanting my bf to treat me so well

you should have taken a video of fucking the roomie

I seduced and fucked my older male cousin, taking his v-card. He wasn't my first.

You know Mr Niceguy will never be able to understand you. You don't deserve a Mr Niceguy. You're just holes to be used and abused.

Kik?

A. dubs
B:
>Be me
>Be 16
>started dating my sisters’ friend, ~15 at the time
>shit was kinky. Our first conversation was about chokers.
>We sexted and shared images but never got the chance to meat up.
She was from Lithuania and apparently had “An abusive upbringing”, so her mom did not want her dating, we lived in different cities and when she came over it was way to awkward for my sister and her.
>This lasted about a month until we broke up because of the lack of actual fucking.
>She starts seeing a friend of a friend and they were together for about three months.
1/2

I’ve seen her posted here more than once. You’re full of shit.

Damn you're as horny and slutty as I am~ I should've, maybe could've posted here or something, haha. Maybe next fuck I'll record, and if we get lucky and bump into each other again on Yea Forums I'll share it

>Be me
>Have a beautiful family and loving wife at home
>Work with a pretty just married woman on a project
>On the last night of our collaboration we go to bar to celebrate
>She gets hammered and insists that I take her back to her hotel
>She mentions how much she wants to experiment
>I proceed to fuck her three times that evening
>Dump three loads in her, one deep in her neat pussy
>She breaks off the affair a few weeks later when she discovers she is pregnant
>Realize I may have a daughter

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Mmhh thats hot I would also like to slide between your cheeks ;)

Nothing special. They used a condom of course. First she crawled on his lap in the passenger seat and rode him. The car fogged up a lot lol. They later opened the door with his feet hanging out and her riding him again. By the looks of it she really enjoyed it because she was the active one. He came relatively quickly Like 10 minutes or so. Didnt look at the time. She didnt swallow or anything. He just came inside the condom inside her. They threw it away and went to piss. Then we drove away.

I def am. I love your story

would you fuck your sister ever?

Awww you're making me blush lol. Careful, bad enough I'm cheating with roomie, keep this up and I might end up wanting to fuck you too :P

Oh, yeah, for sure your husband fucked his friend's GF. It had to be a quid pro quo trade, friend got to fuck you, he got the fuck the GF.

kik?

A little over a year ago, I bonded with a guy at work and we agreed to drug our partners and let each other fuck them.

Sorry baby, I don't use kik :( I'm not some random eThot. I'm an IRL thot, haha

more stories?

How many seamen do you employ on your ship? How do you get them into a cheese cake?

I am an average guy that pretends he is rich to fuck college girls. I have fucked over 60 girls in the last five years and in addition have enough content to start an amateur porn site, which I won't do. I love finding out the girls instagrams and view their photos with their boyfriends side by side with photos of them sucking my cock and balls.

I watched my sister get into Thanos dies in Avengers with Iron man

lol my stories are mostly related to fucking my bf, fucking his roommate, and fucking their landlord. I did have some wild single adventures though before getting with my current bf. Guess I could talk about those

I dont know the thought of it might seem cool but I think Id rather watch her getting fucked. Sometimes I fap to her used panties tho. Dont know if I mentioned already. Especially when she dumps her sweaty clothes after gym. Best sweaty nasty smell lol

yes

ask her to watch then

Yeah I also seen my sister getting it on with Captain America travels back in time and stays there until he gets old and hands his shield to a black guy

Don't have to drug her. Just get her drunk and ask her if she finds him attractive and would like to fuck him.

You knows and does it to tease you.

Damn you really are very horny, bet you're stroking your cock right now in this thread :P jeez, I've had a few adventures, threesomes, fucking dudes at parties, the time I let a dog fuck me, fucking twin brothers once. And then the time I just stayed home and watched Big Bang Theory lol

I already do user but only on certain occasions when its possible. She doesnt know that tho. She brings some guys home every now and then

I'm definitely stroking

>Be me
>Be 16
>started dating my sisters’ friend, ~15 at the time
>shit was kinky. Our first conversation was about chokers.
>We sexted and shared images but never got the chance to meat up.
She was from Lithuania and apparently had “An abusive upbringing”, so her mom did not want her dating, we lived in different cities and when she came over it was way to awkward for my sister and her.
>This lasted about a month until we broke up because of the lack of actual fucking.
>She starts seeing a friend of a friend and they were together for about three months.
>Eventually she has to leave and go back to Latvia or where ever and my sister hosts a going away party at our house.
>the night before the party she texts me and says she will miss me and how she is sad she never got to blow me while being choked or some BDSM shit.
>My dumb ass decides to suggest we do it after the party or something, like a fucking retard.
>So with her BF at the party and my sort of friend at the party I just try and avoid them because all I could think about was her with “user’s cum dumpster” written on her tits.
>Next morning however she is standing over me as a slept acting like the sub bitch she was when we sexted.
>So, with some play and a bit of para-cord, we where on top of each other and getting it on.
>After we agreed never to tell anyone as she still had a BF and I was rather ashamed because my teenage fuck head came out.
>like two days later, she is in Latvia and I’m on a holiday in Spain, now this is very important, we sext a bit one night, like not just some vanilla bs but full on kid nap and rape fantasies and I have another sad fap
>A few months go by and I get in an argument with a good friend of mine and he calls me a fucking rapist.
1/2 Reached word count.

>Surprised I ask what the fuck is he smoking
>Turns out, the bitch blabbed to her BF the same day she cheated but decided to throw the #metwo lenses on it and called me a rapist.
>So, utterly pissed, I show him the messages from Spain, that where dated to be after the party. The absolute bellend was “Skeptical”
>But I was used to him being a fuck head at this point so I contacted her BF, he did not believe me at first, then I showed him screen caps of the Spain messages.
>he wanted to see the real messages on my phone, so, I said id bring them to him
>that night, my sister gets on my phone again at the behest of the lying whore that was my EX and deleted my messages to her and blocked her hiding the conversation.
>Luckily I was able to unblock her and show him the massages.
>he was mad but I lied like a mudafuka about how the guilt was eating at me so he left me allow
>The last I hear he is still dating her despite the fact she cuked him and lied about rape.
TLDR: I cuked my mate and got called a rapist by his whore GF.

Fuck, now I'm horny...

And that's how you know it's a larping faggot

Ready yourself for child support.(y)

I am too

I know that I'm in my head and none of this is real.

They both chickened out? Or just one of them got cold feet? You can try again. Get them drunker then make your moves. Go for the one who is least reluctant, then the other will have to go along.

I don't use kik, that shit is so 2012, I got other social media, don't want or need kik

Good

Yep. We are just your deranged thoughts. I mean who would actually fuck a kid right? You, because you are imagining it all and that shit would be cash. go, do it, kid nape a kid and rape them, no repercussions dude remember?

time stamp or gtfo

Welcome to Yea Forums. We don't like your Ethotery unless you post Tits and Time stamp. Other wise, GET THE FUCK OUT!

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I was house sitting my friends mom and dad’s place in high school. I wanted to fuck his mom so bad. Would go and get her panties and frap inside them over and over. Use to play with her sex toys too

I dont think so my dude. I would see if she would tease me. Im the one actually going out of my way to spy on her

that's not how it works, only applies if the girl is asking or begging for something. if there is no "business" that needs to be stated tits or gtfo does not apply as per the official Yea Forums jpg

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I posted tits w/time earlier. This is why Yea Forums can't have nice things. Fuck it, I'm out.

Sorry hun, gonna have to finish yourself off without me.

Yeah these fucking newfags completely misunderstand the point and purpose of Tits or GTFO. Pretty sad and also hilarious, they ruin a good thing because of their ignorance.

I regularly take wet diapers from daycares and McDonald's babyrooms because I like their smell.
I fap furiously and then hate myself for days before doing it again.
It is an addiction.

>actually not Pamperchu

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I've fucked over 100 different escorts.

No my dude. This applies to all those that claim to be female
Dude, all to OG old fags have either necked themselves in a basement, made it or left cuz its all FB/ fap threads and very little OG vontent.

Get her drunk and fuck her. You know you want her.

That's not a dark secret, that's an accomplishment

>Dude, all to OG old fags have either necked themselves in a basement, made it or left cuz its all FB/ fap threads and very little OG vontent.
I just come here to jerk off to elaborate things. Yea Forums's been dead for like a decade.

>This applies to all those that claim to be female

this has never been the case and is obviously not in the image i posted. is what sense is just being female "business" ? gits or gto is is for girls that want stuff, donations, of help in any other form with which they then pay with tits, not a single girl has ever shown her tits here simply to have the right to post in a thread lmao.

this stupid bastardization of the original Yea Forums rules has led to an even faster decline to site that's already a former shadow of itself.

....and it's a larping faggot

No dude, tits or gtfo doesn't apply to all females who appear in any thread. Tits or gtfo applies to girls who try to seek attention from the start by flaunting the fact that they are female, as though to say that their thoughts and opinions are more valid than the rest because of the fact that she's a girl. In a place like Yea Forums, where anonymity is the name of the game, your gender is irrelevant because we're all supposed to be anonymous. If a girl shows up and is like "LOL gaiz femanon here so let me tell you what's up" then she's admitting that the only thing that gives her thoughts and opinions any more weight than anyone else is the fact that she has tits and a vagina. So in cases like that, you invoke tits or gtfo, which is a message to the femanon in question that if she really believes that her being a girl makes any difference here, then she should show her tits off to us as a sign that she recognizes that her body is the leverage she has over the rest, and if she isn't willing to do that, then she needs to fuck off. It's not "Lol there's a girl here, TITS OR GTFO", it's meant to be used for girls who show up in threads and use the fact that they are girls to try to gain an advantage in chat or flaunt themselves or suck up attention from the horny neckbeards who dwell here, to say to them that they should quit attention whoring unless they're planning on putting on a show for the rest of us and go all the way.

You dumb fuck. You dont need to post tits if you are a woman in a thread. If you deliberately claim to be a woman for attention, you pay in tits and time stamp and leave it up for all to enjoy.

Exactly. idgf if a girl is in a thread or not, but taking up the reply limit with stupid online sexting is retarded if you are not going to post tits and time stamp for all to enjoy and follow along.

Want to hear about the dog fuck

if you can find more of her you will know my secret, we dated for a bit. She has some pics out there

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no

posted her a lot and she got recognized by her friends.

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Well I wasn't sexting, RPing, or using my status as a girl to show up and steal the show. I revealed a secret, as per the topic of the thread, and horny people liked my secret and asked questions which I answered. Obliging another user's request isn't the same as kicking the door down and going "HEY GUYS I'M A GUUUUUUURL, I'M SO SEXY SO PAY ATTENTION TO ME" so even in the context of what you say, there's no valid reason to invoke Tits or GTFO. But your ignorance definitely has ruined my horniness, so I'll take my NOT attention whoring self out of this thread and save you the trouble. Asshole.

shared a girl ive dated on here. Guy asked for her nudes, didnt want to expose her that much, decided to just get some pics that looked like her and sent it. Guy tributed the pic and asked if i wanted him to send it to her IG, i said sure, knowing she would probably laugh knowing it wasnt her nude pic. Fast forward a week later, she messages me wanting to know if i still had any nudes of her saved, that a guy just appeared out of nowhere sending dick pics with her nude photos all cummed over. I pretended i didnt know anything and we've been talking since kek

Yes

Another day ruined by the powers of the potato!

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When I was 3-5 years old, There was this girl in kindergarden who always wanted to see my penis, I always showed it to her but she never showed anything :c

Thats because girls dont have peepees down there

yep a lot of potato here, especially

by
hope this newfag will leave this site soon, it's clearly not for him

had a similar thing.
Was in a hot tub with this girl in my school when i was like 4.
She wanted to see my peepee, I was being autistic and said no. Eventually she pressured me in to it but she made it an even deal and that's how i saw my first pussy.

lol yes, but I wanted to see her holes.

Nope. not gonna happen fren. This place is a bucket of piss and im just one drop.

lol I envy you