Secret time, Yea Forumsitches! Tell your weirdest, freakiest stories, and get this shit moving!

Secret time, Yea Forumsitches! Tell your weirdest, freakiest stories, and get this shit moving!

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dont got any, i'm pretty boring tbh

ate out a 12y/o girl once.
Shit was cash

How old were you?

> be me
> have slutty gf
> gives me mad trust issues
> breaks up with me, ruins all of my relationships with lies
> contempt.jpeg
> goes through string of guys after
> mfw my suspicions were right, she a huge thot
> fantasize about the things I could have done if I just treated her like the slut she was
> lots of missed opportunities
> rip
I'll answer any questions and tell any stories I have, ask and ye shall receive.

i have a sales job where me and the bosses know the products won't sell, so i get my salary for going out and offering the products. after a couple months of not being able to sell shit i just started faking the reports and coming back home to sleep, masturbate and look for other jobs while getting paid and nobody has suspected a thing

Drop her nudes, we know you still have them.

Dude, dream job

nah dude, too much rejection, also a job like this is doomed to end at any point

Lost them all when my fucking hard drive died. Biggest regret. This bitch gave me the most cash money content I'd ever seen. I've got a decent eidetic memory, but not being able to share the pics with my Yea Forumsros is my biggest regret. I think I might have some saved on an old dead phone, if I can ever fish them out, you people will be the first to know. I should have cloud saved the shit but this was earlyish 2000s and I was a tard.