Anybody actually attempt a suicide here? Explain yourselves

I filled a bathtub and inhaled deeply, thinking it’d fill my lungs with enough water to keep me from breathing. I don’t remember leaving the tub, but I ended up coughing it up.
Last time I got drunk, I walked towards traffic. Was made to promise that I’d never drink again. And I’m glad, I’ve been feeling a lot better recently.

I OD'd on blue purp once woke up in the ally behind Mc Donalds getting a blow job from Grimace while the Hamburgler watched me eat a Big Mac with my own special sauce.

i'm the rick, if you're looking for a reason, there isn't one. you are wasting my time asking stupid questions!

if i hadn't joined sons of saturn i probably would've killed myself

/fr4STbS

Jumped in basic

jumped in late

I survived, I'm retarded now and am typing this blinking my eyes.

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35 feet ouch

can you see forever?

i have died several times, wanna make this a thread about that?