Anybody actually attempt a suicide here? Explain yourselves

Anybody actually attempt a suicide here? Explain yourselves.

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I did. Pills the first time, didn’t work. Second time I tried car exhaust, got caught by my sister.

Not that it matters

I once tried to chug an entire bottle of cough syrup but only got really high

I stabbed myself in the back

You mean anyone here attempt suicide or anyone attempt suicide here, as you ask? Big difference. Explain yourself, millineal/zoomer dumbass.

i joined the army after 9-11, before 2008. so i was pretty-much asking for an IED sandwitch

i honestly thought "i doubt this kills me"

tried to hang myself off a doorknob. Chose the doorknob cause I figured I could chicken out.

Could not really figure it out. No matter how hard I tried I could still breathe. Eventually, I gave up. Left some bruises but no one gives a fuck about me so it was fine.

i didn't log in for a war death, i wanted an apocalypse!

I filled a bathtub and inhaled deeply, thinking it’d fill my lungs with enough water to keep me from breathing. I don’t remember leaving the tub, but I ended up coughing it up.
Last time I got drunk, I walked towards traffic. Was made to promise that I’d never drink again. And I’m glad, I’ve been feeling a lot better recently.

I OD'd on blue purp once woke up in the ally behind Mc Donalds getting a blow job from Grimace while the Hamburgler watched me eat a Big Mac with my own special sauce.

i'm the rick, if you're looking for a reason, there isn't one. you are wasting my time asking stupid questions!

if i hadn't joined sons of saturn i probably would've killed myself

/fr4STbS

Jumped in basic

jumped in late

I survived, I'm retarded now and am typing this blinking my eyes.

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35 feet ouch

can you see forever?

i have died several times, wanna make this a thread about that?

don't be a pussy

were you looking for an excuse to kill yourself?

I’m planning on it

quit wasting time, it only gets harder to live after NOW!

Yea 40 some odd pills my mom had in the cabinet. I sometimes wonder if i died that night and this is another world.

Tried hanging myself. The shitty rope ended up snapping.

If this gets dubs, I'll die.

think about it daily tbh

tried jerking myself off, forever, we won

No, because they'd be dead. There are no suicide attempts, there are dead people and cries for attention.

Didn't attempt was just considering it.

I was in a really bad mental spot and I had my CC loaded up with hollowpoint rounds and the barrel pressed to my temple.

I was laughing hysterically.

I got better.

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wrong

One time I jumped off this super tall bridge in san Francisco. Long way down.

Unfortunately the water cushioned my fall and a boat rescued me.

I'm still going to do it, but I'm getting a shot gun.

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Nah I succeeded, since I’m not a loser.

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You're soooooo edgy.

closed my eyes, took my hands off the wheel, and stepped on it. weren't any lights near me tho so i puss'd out after a while.

And also crashed my car into a tree.

Yea tell what happened

Nigger faggot

Yeah I tried a few times between 9-14. I didn't really know what I was doing or how to be successful at it.
Remember being about 9 or 10 and holding a knife to my stomach. I didn't know much about anatomy and was trying to figure out if gutting my stomach or stabbing my chest would be a quicker end for me.
In the end I thought about it too much I lost my nerve , vowed to try it another day.
Also remember being 12 was with my family on a beach walk. There was this cliff face we walked up. I was standing looking down at the ocean and so nearly stepped off. At the count of ten I was going to do it, got to seven, made my peace with everything, getting ready to step forward when my dad grabbed my collar and dragged me back. He said I could get hurt standing so close to the edge. To think he has no idea if he was 3 seconds to late he would've seen me fall.
Now I think that would have been a shitty thing for me to do. My little sister was right by me, that probably would've messed her up.

>h
one time i crashed a car into an airplane

i can point you to exactly when it happened

I got better.
I sold the gun afterwards and bought another one. I didn't like having it around.

again, it was a really bad day, and I know its fashionable to be contrarian and provocative around here, but kind of an assholish thing of you to say.

omg, you guys suck at responding to stories

this thread fails, (before i can talk about my personal data)

says you!

Autistic, few future possibilities, no desire to try. Put a noose around my neck. Romex cable with a folded-up shirt to pad it. It didn't hurt at all, just felt pressure and my vision went sparkly. I was near the floor almost sitting, had the noose where it put all my weight on it before my ass touched the floor. Apparently you thrash around during; the wire came unhooked and I woke up laying face-down. Not sure how long I was out. And then a couple of months later, a relative died and I was an heir and got a little money (and will have a little more coming later) so it's all good.