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wtf am I watching? lel
Quality content lads. Going straight in the vault. Keep 'em coming!
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This was figured out ages ago. Both bars weigh the same. The ingredients are just heavier in the white chocolate one. This is how clown world we've become.
Big oof
I've seen this video. she said a demon put his penis in her mouth and shot his load down her throat
just accept the biological incel within our race man
you got a lil white boi dick?
oh boy am i glad to not be american
filmed in canada
I'm pretty sure this a bungee jump where someone edited out the bungee rope.
canada is in north america retard
that fucker was hurt and tried to play it off. kek.
lol wtf
So you never did class activities or had friends in school?
when it was my turn I'd just pull my shorts down and take a dump right there in the parking lot
I think we all are glad you're not american. but we aren't glad that you're still alive.
kek
>be american
>dumb and obese pricks that cant spot simple sarcasm
>get shot because muh second amendment
bungeeeeeeee
Nope, im canadian
this is a good rekt thread, thanks anons
MOAR
you can see the cut where two chocolate bars have been put together
lol no wheelchairs do not yet have a helicopter function, despite rumors
way to make my balls itch
It's okay, she landed in the soft snow.
explain
wtf brutal
gas leak dude lit a cig kaboom
nerve gas
Remember kids, a lit cigarette doesn't burn hot enough to ignite gas fumes, but a lighter definitely does. Always be smoking!
Who farted?
is this real?
oooooh shit, I didn't see the cig until you pointed it out
No
kek
this is 90% of the fags that hang out on /b
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Such doge. Much ow.
at least the dog was OK
doctor manhattan
Flame on!!
tastes like chicken
Yeah. I heard he went to live on a farm upstate.
discord gg RmTHEgk
Kek, story?
Yo...he unequiped his items on death
Fell like a sack of potatoes Haaaa
And I'm freeeeeeeeeee
Free fallinnnn'
HHahha thanks for the kek
Tbh this looks kinda epic
God damn ATF
check em
Everyone in this video and anyone like them deserves to be lynched publicly
/Ub746ez
Hello sadists, are you searching for a REAL ACTIVE discord server to hang out in?
Make friends and where the mods aren't power hungry?
Look no more!
We have MEMES, tons of LEWDS, a selfies channel, comfy channel, E-Girls (Traps/Femboys too!).
If they shot my pet, I'd kill them. That is unforgivable.
andy?
Nope
Just a shitskin doing shitskin things
literally waited for a car to smash em all.
That's why i always look behind me
>recent event
>saved on a freaking gif
>being in north america equates to being american
you're a fucking idiot.
Leave it to a fucking nigger to sucker punch and then run away.
hahhaha,
>Real footage of a jungle tree falling while the monkeys overpower it
Why does my pp have bumpes on it?
Captain Marvel
More niggers being niggers.
Natural gas is odorless and colorless, that sulfuric fart smell you're familiar with is added to it in more civilized parts of the world in order to avoid stupid shit like this. It's added ever since 300 kids blew up a long time ago but this shit hole could clearly care less
en.wikipedia.org
fuck off faggot
Jesus Christ
This guy survived and actually became a motivational speaker in India.
>This guy survived and actually became a motivational speaker in India.
on what, calisthenics?
leave it to a pussy white boy to talk shit and get hit
I love you user. No homo.
WTF was that all about
the virgin tantrum vs the chad retaliation
dead without knowing it?
edition.cnn.com
its edited lol
cant trust fucking anything on the internet these days
I know man, but they'd just kill you too.
Its bullshit but its not worth it either.
>M-M-M-MULTIKILL!!!
how in the FUCK do you run away from that!?!??!
>I had those vending machines in my casino in New Jersey.
>Made so much money, so much money.
>Before I went bankrupt again.
>Thanks to the American People for bailing me out again, so thankful, truly thankful for paying my bail out again.
>Such Great People, such Great People!
WHY CANT I MARRY ONE!!!
Nothing ran over his legs
its so easy to die on bikes. the perma-risk is not worth the reward
By being a man about it
Shut the fuck up bigger. Being a pussy is sucker punching some one and running away. Did white boy run when he called them a nigger? No, he used his hand so he can make sure they heard. That's not being a pussy, you little bitch.
No, the dark bar is two pieces from two different bars joined together to make it longer. If you look closely you can see where the bar was spliced.
amazingly survived with minor injuries
Story?
Damn why did salt bae kill himself? RIP my dude...
Yeah, try riding a bike in GTA in first person while using motion controls.
That shit's crazy dangerous.
Is he ok?
We talk shit so we can get hit then fuckin shoot your subhuman assess. Got to know how to work the system to kill a nigger and get away with it, but y'all to retarded to figure that out.
is it the visual delay or physical movement that throws you off
Unattractive. Sweaty. Poor hygiene. High school education. Works at a warehouse. No Girlfriend.
I bet you're mad because you're a total failure and will never contribute or amount to anything in life. Why don't you just kill yourself? Or are you too much of a coward?
XD
Lost
Oh shit that doggo killed him
You're proving how dumb foreigners are by thinking 350 + million people are all alike.
I know you are joking but this is the best rekt thread in a long time
fake & gay.
Just like real life
Good boy! Fucking sjrekt that degenerate
Thanks for being an autist and not getting the joke
Using the word autist. Flexing that big vocabulary of 10 words.
Lol the fuck ??
Did Salt Bae an hero? Many lulz, my Yea Forums-ster
When eurofags ask us 'b-b-b-b-but WHY do you NEED guns?' they just need to be shown shit like this.
nerve gas.
You think they got him?
>cant trust fucking anything on the internet these days
>these days
Jesus you fucking net newfags never get better
I wonder where all that was going
You're a fucking moron. Pets aren't people. Anyone that thinks pets are people has a mental illness. Kys.
last post, im out /b yall have a good night
Girth is greater than length
You mad bro? About a candy bar?
wow, someone had a crush on that girl
You shouldn't project so much.
I do pretty well in life, got a good job, a mother that isn't the neighborhood cum dump, I know my father, both my father and mother raised me, I'm not stuck in some shit hood where I have to worry about getting killed by some jigaboo because he wants my shoes, I don't have to rely on the government to get food.
Will I contribute or amount to the likes of bill gates, Jeff Bezos, Albert Einstein or Theodore Roosevelt, no, but I do contribute more than %100 of niggers and about %90 of black folks. I amount working and saving enough money to start my own business, which is a lot more than your poor ass can.
the complacency some morons show around large and dangerous machinery is mind blowing
He had a helmet on so it doesn't hurt
No
No, your a goddamn liar and you need to shut the fuck up.
If reality ever hit you in the face, you'd cower down like the little pathetic cocksucker you are.
Damn I hate when faggots act tough on the internet.
Nigs are going to be nigs
UHH pretty sure he died...
Pictured: vengeful elevator spirit claims the life of a chinaman who decided to take the stairs.
I wish this would happen to those MLK niggers that think the dream is being assholes on dirt biked
>white people
>just fucking white people
Not a single one of you fucks care as much about the joke as you did trying to feel superior in explaining it.
Welcome to being the cunts of Yea Forums
WORLDSTAR!!
That was pure shit
Either way he carried it off like a champ
more lmfao
Fuck off, hater.
did he died
Typical liberal fuck that willfully ignores his instinct to not walk through a group of niggers because he might "hurt their feelings"
Kys fag
Of course this shit is in China. So many apathetic garbage people live there.
fuck your nigger dog
This is NOT a gas explosion... Look at where it is, a cologne shop in some shitskin country where instead of bathing, they soak in that shit. Gas doesn't look like that when it goes in a big space, wrong color and speed..
That's an alcohol fire, from all the cologne being sprayed by samplers. I know my fuel/air explosions, that's alcohol.
tis merely a flesh wound
lmfao you're such a fucking dumb worthless human being. I wish people with this low of IQ (less than 60) would be rounded up and gassed.
learn to read you fucking idiot. he never said pets are people.
i heard he survived
How like an American to to split the world into themselves and foreigners. You people are walking punchlines.
muttliculturalism is awesome
It's a "joke" worthy of reddit or facebook. Defending is to defend the reproductive rights of retards.
More on volafile r/w82vnhh8
>That's an alcohol fire, from all the cologne being sprayed by samplers.
>I wish people with this low of IQ (less than 60)
lmfao you people are retards
whats with black guys fucking fat white whales?
braindead
Wtf happened
Europe has about 500 million pussies and thats a fact. See " 20th Century " for more details.
Also aren't you late for your Daesh classes?
anyone who thinks he is superior to ''pets'' are mentally ill you are an animal you stupid fuck
Peace dudes
what kind of shit rekt thread is this?
why is no one dying?
>Makes sure to bring the vodka
jokes on you
am blind
> Man survives blast
> Runs through the flames on fire
> Woman has perfectly good scarf that she could have used it to put him out
> No one helps him
Fucking worthless people
Fucking kids today can't drive something as simple as manual transmission
Jokes on you
Am not reader
What makes you think I'm from Europe? Is that the only other continent you know? Its okay, I know that anything outside of french fries and big gulps are outside your sphere of interest.
nerve gas
Lowest common denominator humor, yay for you.
2017 or 2018 train explosion involving liquid gas. I think a gas car smacked into another car parked at a train station. I can't remember the details I'm sorry.
They give them leprosy to solicite charity
Heard my mixtape
You have that Eurotrahs mentality therefore I hate you.
This is just sad.
kek no you wouldn't
and you can't just let your dog loose like that dummy
A wubby fan I see
Hi there shitskin. Remember, poo in the loo.
Ebola is gonna wreck you monkeys when it hits your shit hole countries.
I would nut to this
I don't care where you are from. You have that defeatist Euro Garbage mentality.
ur an alcohol.
To the unemployment line.
Millennials are a bunch of pussies.
imagine the smell haha
Bow hunters are such insufferable faggots irl.
Why?
Character selection menu
how?
shut your mouth the whites do this too
we are just a minority compared to chineses indians arabs and blacks
so its pretty normal if their crimes are plentier
they rape our women
shut up whites did it to when there was no police on every corner and mass surveillance like in lowtier countries
we need multiculturalism to break every border in the world and to move forward as one AND we need education to teach everyone how to live
Link?
god damn did he survive?
Ghost Rider shows up to the party unannounced.
story?
What a faggot can't even kill an animal correctly
kekking and how his head was flapping like a deflated balloon
Obviously
lots of people think getting driven over hurts, but really youre only getting at most 25% of weight of car on you, and thats when the car is stopped.
when car is in motion, most of weight isnt going downward, rather foreward. so if the impact isnt that bad, for example, if instead of smashing on the hood and accepting total force, getting hit with 1 tire isnt that bad, especially when it simply transferes impact into rotational force...the wheel just spins over you rather than impact you. and if you have good suspension/low tire pressure the impact is even further reduced.
Bitch would get one str8 in the gabber for that shit
wow, some of the smaller ones almost made it out too.
well...ok
what happened
What is this someone open and tell pls
>nice trips
CAR-ma
What goes around comes around.
not expecting the second one
still waiting for a game to give me as good a ragdoll physics as this.
im taking it that they are wild boars?
if not dead, definitely concussed
No one else will fuck them, and niggers will fuck anything.
>Being this triggered at life
Thanks for making me smile user
epic prank
I love how everyone on Yea Forums knows how to drive a manual.
y tho
You didn't see the phone in his hand?
Your insecurity is showing
In general most won't care, but that was an interesting read. Thank you user.
fucking asians. why is it so shitty there? seems like shit just blows up for no reason
>being this pathetic
fuk u faggot take a load of aids cum u jizz sipping fag retard spic jew
yea
Was this a drunk stumble or intentional, I cant tell
>trying to dead stop in the rain like that
dumb shit should have gone for the lane split, he had enough room between the car and the trick
this guy had no business being near a bike, and he paid the price for it.
>most of the weight isn't going downward
>weight
>isn't going downward
Please teach us more Mr. Physics!
Looks like he was taking a dump and slipped in it
Yeah how dare his dad not teach him. Kids are so cancer for not being able to drive inferior, gas wasting technology. (I drive standard, just aware that automatics nowadays have optional manual transmission, which makes standard obsolete.)
Some people think that stick shifting with their hand makes them more useful?
>What is downforce
underrated post
yup cool when u start but just a hassle over time not a real difference in gas tho
the car is moving forward thus all the potential energy (weight) is moving forward that is why you lose traction the faster you go
basic physics man
why
>CNN
It's the motion controls combined with stiff head movements.
not the point
manual is kinda easy is the point
someone pls post that vid of the kid hanging himself by accident
Why do you think cars that go really fast need a spoilers and air dams and whatnot? It's to keep them firmly plated on the ground
Cunth. Leave that cute boy alone The tall skinny white boy looks like he can take dick
An automatic transmission that let's you change gears manually isn't the same as a manual gearbox, dumbass.
he was getting money for beer