Rekt thread

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This was figured out ages ago. Both bars weigh the same. The ingredients are just heavier in the white chocolate one. This is how clown world we've become.

Big oof

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I've seen this video. she said a demon put his penis in her mouth and shot his load down her throat

just accept the biological incel within our race man

you got a lil white boi dick?

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oh boy am i glad to not be american

filmed in canada

I'm pretty sure this a bungee jump where someone edited out the bungee rope.

canada is in north america retard

that fucker was hurt and tried to play it off. kek.

lol wtf

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So you never did class activities or had friends in school?

when it was my turn I'd just pull my shorts down and take a dump right there in the parking lot

I think we all are glad you're not american. but we aren't glad that you're still alive.

kek

>be american
>dumb and obese pricks that cant spot simple sarcasm
>get shot because muh second amendment

bungeeeeeeee

Nope, im canadian

this is a good rekt thread, thanks anons
MOAR

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you can see the cut where two chocolate bars have been put together

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lol no wheelchairs do not yet have a helicopter function, despite rumors

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way to make my balls itch

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It's okay, she landed in the soft snow.

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explain

wtf brutal

gas leak dude lit a cig kaboom

nerve gas

Remember kids, a lit cigarette doesn't burn hot enough to ignite gas fumes, but a lighter definitely does. Always be smoking!

Who farted?

is this real?

oooooh shit, I didn't see the cig until you pointed it out

No

kek
this is 90% of the fags that hang out on /b

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Such doge. Much ow.

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at least the dog was OK

doctor manhattan

Flame on!!

tastes like chicken

Yup. Recent too.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897435/Auburn-University-gymnast-breaks-legs-horrific-fall-competition.html

Yeah. I heard he went to live on a farm upstate.

discord gg RmTHEgk

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Kek, story?

Yo...he unequiped his items on death

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Fell like a sack of potatoes Haaaa

And I'm freeeeeeeeeee
Free fallinnnn'

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HHahha thanks for the kek

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Tbh this looks kinda epic

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God damn ATF

check em

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Everyone in this video and anyone like them deserves to be lynched publicly

/Ub746ez

Hello sadists, are you searching for a REAL ACTIVE discord server to hang out in?
Make friends and where the mods aren't power hungry?
Look no more!

We have MEMES, tons of LEWDS, a selfies channel, comfy channel, E-Girls (Traps/Femboys too!).

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If they shot my pet, I'd kill them. That is unforgivable.

andy?

Nope

Just a shitskin doing shitskin things

literally waited for a car to smash em all.

That's why i always look behind me

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>recent event
>saved on a freaking gif

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>being in north america equates to being american
you're a fucking idiot.

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Leave it to a fucking nigger to sucker punch and then run away.

hahhaha,
>Real footage of a jungle tree falling while the monkeys overpower it

Why does my pp have bumpes on it?

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Captain Marvel

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More niggers being niggers.

Natural gas is odorless and colorless, that sulfuric fart smell you're familiar with is added to it in more civilized parts of the world in order to avoid stupid shit like this. It's added ever since 300 kids blew up a long time ago but this shit hole could clearly care less
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_London_School_explosion

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fuck off faggot

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Jesus Christ

This guy survived and actually became a motivational speaker in India.

>This guy survived and actually became a motivational speaker in India.

on what, calisthenics?

leave it to a pussy white boy to talk shit and get hit

I love you user. No homo.

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WTF was that all about

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liveleak.com/view?i=f1b_1466002012

the virgin tantrum vs the chad retaliation

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dead without knowing it?

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edition.cnn.com/2012/03/21/living/canada-wheelchair-bungee/index.html
its edited lol
cant trust fucking anything on the internet these days

I know man, but they'd just kill you too.
Its bullshit but its not worth it either.

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>M-M-M-MULTIKILL!!!

how in the FUCK do you run away from that!?!??!

>I had those vending machines in my casino in New Jersey.
>Made so much money, so much money.
>Before I went bankrupt again.
>Thanks to the American People for bailing me out again, so thankful, truly thankful for paying my bail out again.
>Such Great People, such Great People!

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WHY CANT I MARRY ONE!!!

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Nothing ran over his legs

its so easy to die on bikes. the perma-risk is not worth the reward

By being a man about it

Shut the fuck up bigger. Being a pussy is sucker punching some one and running away. Did white boy run when he called them a nigger? No, he used his hand so he can make sure they heard. That's not being a pussy, you little bitch.

No, the dark bar is two pieces from two different bars joined together to make it longer. If you look closely you can see where the bar was spliced.

amazingly survived with minor injuries

Story?

Damn why did salt bae kill himself? RIP my dude...

Yeah, try riding a bike in GTA in first person while using motion controls.
That shit's crazy dangerous.

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Is he ok?

We talk shit so we can get hit then fuckin shoot your subhuman assess. Got to know how to work the system to kill a nigger and get away with it, but y'all to retarded to figure that out.

is it the visual delay or physical movement that throws you off

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Unattractive. Sweaty. Poor hygiene. High school education. Works at a warehouse. No Girlfriend.

I bet you're mad because you're a total failure and will never contribute or amount to anything in life. Why don't you just kill yourself? Or are you too much of a coward?

XD

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Lost

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Oh shit that doggo killed him

You're proving how dumb foreigners are by thinking 350 + million people are all alike.

I know you are joking but this is the best rekt thread in a long time

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fake & gay.

Just like real life

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Good boy! Fucking sjrekt that degenerate

Thanks for being an autist and not getting the joke

Using the word autist. Flexing that big vocabulary of 10 words.

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Lol the fuck ??

Did Salt Bae an hero? Many lulz, my Yea Forums-ster

When eurofags ask us 'b-b-b-b-but WHY do you NEED guns?' they just need to be shown shit like this.

nerve gas.

You think they got him?

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>cant trust fucking anything on the internet these days

>these days

Jesus you fucking net newfags never get better

I wonder where all that was going

You're a fucking moron. Pets aren't people. Anyone that thinks pets are people has a mental illness. Kys.

last post, im out /b yall have a good night

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Girth is greater than length

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You mad bro? About a candy bar?

wow, someone had a crush on that girl

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You shouldn't project so much.

I do pretty well in life, got a good job, a mother that isn't the neighborhood cum dump, I know my father, both my father and mother raised me, I'm not stuck in some shit hood where I have to worry about getting killed by some jigaboo because he wants my shoes, I don't have to rely on the government to get food.

Will I contribute or amount to the likes of bill gates, Jeff Bezos, Albert Einstein or Theodore Roosevelt, no, but I do contribute more than %100 of niggers and about %90 of black folks. I amount working and saving enough money to start my own business, which is a lot more than your poor ass can.

the complacency some morons show around large and dangerous machinery is mind blowing

He had a helmet on so it doesn't hurt

No

No, your a goddamn liar and you need to shut the fuck up.

If reality ever hit you in the face, you'd cower down like the little pathetic cocksucker you are.

Damn I hate when faggots act tough on the internet.

Nigs are going to be nigs

UHH pretty sure he died...

Pictured: vengeful elevator spirit claims the life of a chinaman who decided to take the stairs.

I wish this would happen to those MLK niggers that think the dream is being assholes on dirt biked

>white people
>just fucking white people

Not a single one of you fucks care as much about the joke as you did trying to feel superior in explaining it.

Welcome to being the cunts of Yea Forums

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WORLDSTAR!!

That was pure shit

Either way he carried it off like a champ

more lmfao

Fuck off, hater.

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did he died

Typical liberal fuck that willfully ignores his instinct to not walk through a group of niggers because he might "hurt their feelings"

Kys fag

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Of course this shit is in China. So many apathetic garbage people live there.

fuck your nigger dog

This is NOT a gas explosion... Look at where it is, a cologne shop in some shitskin country where instead of bathing, they soak in that shit. Gas doesn't look like that when it goes in a big space, wrong color and speed..

That's an alcohol fire, from all the cologne being sprayed by samplers. I know my fuel/air explosions, that's alcohol.

tis merely a flesh wound

lmfao you're such a fucking dumb worthless human being. I wish people with this low of IQ (less than 60) would be rounded up and gassed.

learn to read you fucking idiot. he never said pets are people.

i heard he survived

How like an American to to split the world into themselves and foreigners. You people are walking punchlines.

muttliculturalism is awesome

It's a "joke" worthy of reddit or facebook. Defending is to defend the reproductive rights of retards.

More on volafile r/w82vnhh8

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>That's an alcohol fire, from all the cologne being sprayed by samplers.
>I wish people with this low of IQ (less than 60)
lmfao you people are retards

whats with black guys fucking fat white whales?

braindead

Wtf happened

Europe has about 500 million pussies and thats a fact. See " 20th Century " for more details.

Also aren't you late for your Daesh classes?

anyone who thinks he is superior to ''pets'' are mentally ill you are an animal you stupid fuck

Peace dudes

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what kind of shit rekt thread is this?
why is no one dying?

>Makes sure to bring the vodka

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jokes on you
am blind

> Man survives blast
> Runs through the flames on fire
> Woman has perfectly good scarf that she could have used it to put him out
> No one helps him
Fucking worthless people

Fucking kids today can't drive something as simple as manual transmission

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Jokes on you
Am not reader

What makes you think I'm from Europe? Is that the only other continent you know? Its okay, I know that anything outside of french fries and big gulps are outside your sphere of interest.

nerve gas

Lowest common denominator humor, yay for you.

2017 or 2018 train explosion involving liquid gas. I think a gas car smacked into another car parked at a train station. I can't remember the details I'm sorry.

They give them leprosy to solicite charity

Heard my mixtape

You have that Eurotrahs mentality therefore I hate you.

This is just sad.

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kek no you wouldn't
and you can't just let your dog loose like that dummy

A wubby fan I see

Hi there shitskin. Remember, poo in the loo.

Ebola is gonna wreck you monkeys when it hits your shit hole countries.

I would nut to this

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I don't care where you are from. You have that defeatist Euro Garbage mentality.

ur an alcohol.

To the unemployment line.

Millennials are a bunch of pussies.

imagine the smell haha

Bow hunters are such insufferable faggots irl.

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Why?

Character selection menu

how?

shut your mouth the whites do this too
we are just a minority compared to chineses indians arabs and blacks
so its pretty normal if their crimes are plentier

they rape our women
shut up whites did it to when there was no police on every corner and mass surveillance like in lowtier countries
we need multiculturalism to break every border in the world and to move forward as one AND we need education to teach everyone how to live

Link?

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god damn did he survive?

Ghost Rider shows up to the party unannounced.

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story?

What a faggot can't even kill an animal correctly

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kekking and how his head was flapping like a deflated balloon

Obviously

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lots of people think getting driven over hurts, but really youre only getting at most 25% of weight of car on you, and thats when the car is stopped.

when car is in motion, most of weight isnt going downward, rather foreward. so if the impact isnt that bad, for example, if instead of smashing on the hood and accepting total force, getting hit with 1 tire isnt that bad, especially when it simply transferes impact into rotational force...the wheel just spins over you rather than impact you. and if you have good suspension/low tire pressure the impact is even further reduced.

Bitch would get one str8 in the gabber for that shit

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wow, some of the smaller ones almost made it out too.

well...ok

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what happened

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What is this someone open and tell pls

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>nice trips

CAR-ma
What goes around comes around.

not expecting the second one

still waiting for a game to give me as good a ragdoll physics as this.

im taking it that they are wild boars?

if not dead, definitely concussed

No one else will fuck them, and niggers will fuck anything.

>Being this triggered at life
Thanks for making me smile user

epic prank

I love how everyone on Yea Forums knows how to drive a manual.

y tho

You didn't see the phone in his hand?

Your insecurity is showing

In general most won't care, but that was an interesting read. Thank you user.

fucking asians. why is it so shitty there? seems like shit just blows up for no reason

>being this pathetic

fuk u faggot take a load of aids cum u jizz sipping fag retard spic jew

yea

Was this a drunk stumble or intentional, I cant tell

>trying to dead stop in the rain like that

dumb shit should have gone for the lane split, he had enough room between the car and the trick

this guy had no business being near a bike, and he paid the price for it.

>most of the weight isn't going downward
>weight
>isn't going downward
Please teach us more Mr. Physics!

Looks like he was taking a dump and slipped in it

Yeah how dare his dad not teach him. Kids are so cancer for not being able to drive inferior, gas wasting technology. (I drive standard, just aware that automatics nowadays have optional manual transmission, which makes standard obsolete.)
Some people think that stick shifting with their hand makes them more useful?

>What is downforce

underrated post

yup cool when u start but just a hassle over time not a real difference in gas tho

the car is moving forward thus all the potential energy (weight) is moving forward that is why you lose traction the faster you go
basic physics man

why

>CNN

It's the motion controls combined with stiff head movements.

not the point
manual is kinda easy is the point

someone pls post that vid of the kid hanging himself by accident

Why do you think cars that go really fast need a spoilers and air dams and whatnot? It's to keep them firmly plated on the ground

Cunth. Leave that cute boy alone The tall skinny white boy looks like he can take dick

An automatic transmission that let's you change gears manually isn't the same as a manual gearbox, dumbass.

he was getting money for beer