Ok niggers, how can i fix this shit ?
I've had it since junior high school (erecting often & hard in my pant sure did crooked my willie) and now that i've got a girl, i've realized it's pretty incapacitating for numerous positions...
Can you help a nigga out, mangs ?
holy fuck
more pics?
Idiot chicks go wild for the crooked dick. Hits that gspot
You can't fix it yourself, mine is semi-weird too, but not that bad, no girl had a problem with it so far.
You can get surgery, but that is about the only thing, and yes, they will slice your dick up with a knife.
Masturbate with your other hand.
Hold your cock twice as hard.
imagine believing this, LUL
this
Look into jelqing OP, and try before making up your mind. Given that the shit actually works, don't fuck it up, or you'll crook it the other way or otherwise hurt yourself. Good luck user.
Kek
Just start going by Corkscrew Corey and make it your thing. Own that shit.
Haha, little penis
I've actually got a jelqing device but it dosen't seem to work well with my crooked junk
Lol !
P.S. nice dubs, faggot !
it's a really, really mild case of peyronie's disease. it's not even bad, op. you're getting worked up about literally nothing at all. some girls will really like this curve, especially in doggy and reverse cowgirl. you don't have anything bad enough to need "fixing"
treatment for PD is hit or miss for effectiveness--surgery, or shots of a medicine into the plaques that cause the bending, neither of which will straighten it out completely. some people claim traction therapy works, but the device needed to do it (called "restorex") costs like $600 USD or something, and less effective models are like $300
>jelqing device
Does Jelqing+stretching help grow? Anyone have previous experiences with it?
literally just stretch it the other way. do it carefully and regularly and you can straighten out. it'll take a long time though, it's basically jelquing.
>Own that shit
This
You've got a unique normal sized cock take advantage
Maybe but I don't feel a lot of pleasure this way especially if she's on top and if we're dysynchronised plus i can't make love standing up (so I cannot do it in the shower as one of my kinks... :'( )
Please learn to write. We don't help "niggas," ..."mang."
Yeah that's what i'm doing but I don't reckon seeing any great results yet...
'guess it did help a litte as it was more curved before...
Show your mom, she knows what to do.
Ok so you can go back to your f****** library, neeeerd !
You won't be able to rail her standing up while facing her, but you have a perfect shape for bending her over a little while she's turned away from you. might as well get used to it and figure out the best positions for your shape--everybody has to do that. maybe someday they'll find a way to make everyone perfectly shaped without pain or trouble, but until then, just accept that it's shaped like it is
>I don't feel a lot of pleasure this way
At least you'll last longer
Probably just as many positives as negatives having a dick like that
Can't fix that anytime soo on I'm afraid user. Game over mane, game over.
*soon
jelqing is overrated and can damage the dorsal nerve--people claim it works, but they never can show solid proof of it. there are several medical studies showing that using a traction extending device does work a little bit to lengthen (like maybe 0.5 to 1.5 cm longer), but it takes like 1,000 - 2,000 hours of wearing an uncomfortable and bulky device for it to work. some people say that hanging weights can stretch the suspensory ligament, which would lengthen your unit, but idk how safe that is, and it has to be done for hundreds or thousands of hours
Oh boy you are right lad you speak the truth of the quads !
It is true that I last long enough I can last 15 minutes and still haven't started to build-up...
Nevertheless, even if it is surely reassuring to have her getting pleasure instead of just me, one time I add to hurry to climax not to get late... XD (if I can even climax...)
P.S. : this isn't me not being attracted to my girl ! she is a cutie 9 from Martinique with a smexy body and a bright pretty face (Oh gosh do I love her smiles and moans and kisses !)
Looks like you might have Peyronie's Disease, you should see a urologist when possible, there are several treatments, it's worth a consult at least.
I would never fuck with my dick like that, might be easy to say when it's normal but it's way too important.
its ok justin the girls like it
Don't necessarily have to have your dick in her pussy to climax, practice making her feel good with that dick and have her do the same
What angle are you holding it from OP?
Literally type "Crooked penis" into Google and check the results, depending on the severity of the curve you can get it surgically fixed.
yep, best to stay away from that stuff. too much risk