Ok niggers, how can i fix this shit ?

Ok niggers, how can i fix this shit ?

I've had it since junior high school (erecting often & hard in my pant sure did crooked my willie) and now that i've got a girl, i've realized it's pretty incapacitating for numerous positions...

Can you help a nigga out, mangs ?

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holy fuck

more pics?

Idiot chicks go wild for the crooked dick. Hits that gspot

You can't fix it yourself, mine is semi-weird too, but not that bad, no girl had a problem with it so far.

You can get surgery, but that is about the only thing, and yes, they will slice your dick up with a knife.

Masturbate with your other hand.
Hold your cock twice as hard.

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imagine believing this, LUL

this

Look into jelqing OP, and try before making up your mind. Given that the shit actually works, don't fuck it up, or you'll crook it the other way or otherwise hurt yourself. Good luck user.

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Kek

Just start going by Corkscrew Corey and make it your thing. Own that shit.

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