I’ve never had a long term girlfriend. I’m 27. Time to blow my brains out?
I’ve never had a long term girlfriend. I’m 27. Time to blow my brains out?
Nicholas Miller
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Daniel Murphy
Me neither bro. Keep your head up and if you ever get into a crazy situation once you meet that girl, look up videos on how to act and what to do.
Robert White
I’m older than that and have never had one either. Since I don’t ever get lonely I think it is much preferable.
Adrian Baker
Wanna know what you two faggots are missing by not having had one? Fuckall, that’s what. Stop being crybabies about it and go fuck a hooker instead, it’s cheaper that way
Jace Young
literally do the opposite of this and you'll be fine . "look up videos " . you are fucking autistic .
Ryan Fisher
Study magecraft and try to reach the root
Chase Smith
Nah, seriously tho. Anyone considering suicide should come join my criminal syndicate. Don't waste your life when I could use it. And if at any time you decide you want to live, I'll ease up on the jobs. Real shit tho.
Camden Stewart
criminal syndicate huh . stealing oreos from Kroger doesnt count you fucking pussy.
Noah Bennett
Fuck you nigga. We do real shit, but calling ourselves a gang sounds dumb as shit. We a little more professional, so fuck off.
Matthew Perry
Sounds like you speak from experience.
Christopher Mitchell
>Be me
>27 years old
>Never had a girlfriend
>Idea.jpg
>Ask Yea Forums for some advice
>Expect decent answers
>Mfw I realise i'm a FUCKING RETARD
Landon Clark
Charles Cox
What? They think they don't want to live, so they'll see for sure when someone is shooting at them whether they actually care if they live or not. And they get to have a little fun. I get free labor and people who care less if a situation might result in death.
Sebastian Diaz
Just hook up with and take care of each others virginity.
Chase Morris
That edge is phenomenal, nice trips
Jack Williams
What the fuck did you expect, I fuck people up multiple ways everyday for a living.
Joshua Wright
Holy fuck dude, you may be a dumb nigger but you get those digits
Matthew Collins
First off, I'm actually quite white dumbass. Secondly, yeah I guess I do.
Ryder Young
I didn't have one till I was 29. I married her a year later and she divorced me 15 years later. You're not missing a lot. You think you'll be happier with a gf but you really wont after a while. I should have spared myself the grief and stayed single.
Jaxson Morris
>Expect decent answers
Expect you to not take our advice
Brandon Scott
Just what a nigger would say
Xavier Evans
First post a pic
Not going to waste advice on someone that cant even control what they stuff in their faces or make it into the shower.
How much do you weigh?
Evan Harris
Why do you want a long-term girlfriend?
Jack Edwards
Listen to this guy. I was married for 8 years and with my ex for a total of 12 years. It's a complete waste of time. You think you have "the one" who wont screw you over like some skank...lol well it turns out all bitches are just looking after themselves. Fuck these hoes. I regret every single minute I spent with her. Don't waste your timd on girls. Honestly a dude would probably be more loyal.
Henry Garcia
Women are like treasure in the cave that Aladdin has to go through to get to the genie lamp. If you pick it up you end up dead. The real reward is focusing on the lamp, which symbolizes money - and is represented by Will Smith. If you believe in Will Smith you can fuck whoever you want without dying.
Asher Walker
me neither,
every girl I've ever dated is already married to someone else
last girl I dated a year ago left me after a month for an uglier guy.
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Gabriel Brown
Come on Joe, would spooky want you dead?
Jaxon Brooks
Yeah
Kayden Howard
did you blow your brains out already?
Cameron Cook
Gun store opens at 9
Kevin Moore
what do you think's holding you back from getting a gf?
Jace Brooks
ah fuck it. it's a straightforward question - you take too long. buy hollow points.