I’ve never had a long term girlfriend. I’m 27. Time to blow my brains out?

I’ve never had a long term girlfriend. I’m 27. Time to blow my brains out?

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Me neither bro. Keep your head up and if you ever get into a crazy situation once you meet that girl, look up videos on how to act and what to do.

I’m older than that and have never had one either. Since I don’t ever get lonely I think it is much preferable.

Wanna know what you two faggots are missing by not having had one? Fuckall, that’s what. Stop being crybabies about it and go fuck a hooker instead, it’s cheaper that way

literally do the opposite of this and you'll be fine . "look up videos " . you are fucking autistic .

Study magecraft and try to reach the root

Nah, seriously tho. Anyone considering suicide should come join my criminal syndicate. Don't waste your life when I could use it. And if at any time you decide you want to live, I'll ease up on the jobs. Real shit tho.

criminal syndicate huh . stealing oreos from Kroger doesnt count you fucking pussy.

Fuck you nigga. We do real shit, but calling ourselves a gang sounds dumb as shit. We a little more professional, so fuck off.

Sounds like you speak from experience.