Ask an absolute faggot anything

Ask an absolute faggot anything.

Maybe I'll post nudes.

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kys, I hope you catch aids bretty zoon

back at it again with the asshole pics

this is obviously fake but i noticed this guy has really nice fingers

>Obviously fake

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You just had to wait until I was in bed, didn't you? I waited 2 hours for you to post again until I gave up, got into bed and thought "I should probably make sure no one is pretending to be me one last time before falling asleep"

>Pretending to be me
Can this meme please die? I even used a timestamp!

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It's obviously fake. Anyone can see

seems legit to me user. I don't see you posting a time stamp

I did yesterday, then op saved it and photoshopped it for this thread

It's not going to happen bro, I know you are just trying to get more pics of me. Yesterday you tried to fucking black mail me into sending you stuff

How many cocks have you sucked?
More than 10? 20?
I'm up to 7 but im not even gay, so your numbers are prob higher

That's not op. He's a larper

Larper or not
OP is always a Fag

Honestly I lost track. I like going down to gloryholes some days and will generally suck 3 to 5. I did this almost every saturday for a year so I at least sucked 150 dicks at the gloryhole, and many many more in my own time.

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Honestly don't like that pic of me, I hate you. No one believes you user, can you just tell me why you do this or how I can get you to stop?

I’d wreck your little white boi hole

>No one believes you
Other then all the people in this thread and in every other thread who believed me, sure, because its obviously me I have a fucking time stamp

aww shucks

Pretend it's not flipped. Can you answer my questions now? I know it's always the same guy making these threads and I know you are the same guy who called me "little brother" for ages

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this man is definitely not 18, what the fuck

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You just stole that from the thread I made an hour ago and shopped it. stop.

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Apologize for being a rude bitch, take one photo at my request, and I will stop.

Ok. Fine, whatever. You are clearly not going to stop, but you can't keep using these pics for timestamps because everyone would know
I'm being rude because you are fucking horrible. My anger is justified.
I'm not going to take any pics for you, you don't deserve it and you'll just keep posting it like the others

Busy little cocksucker.

You were rude way before I started doing this.

Is Op talking to himself?

You mean when I was so drunk that I thought it was a good idea to share my nudes? I'm not going to apologize for my behaviour, you are acting much worse.
I'm constantly terrified that someone I know will find these threads and think I do all the shit you say

No. Op is a larper, he's talking to the the person he's larping

>Share my nudes
No I'm talking about the 30 threads before that where people were really nice and you acted like a total cunt just because someone suggested you might take your camera whoring to the next level.

>I don't need to apologize because you're acting worse.
Imagine you went up to smack somebody, so in return they broke your nose. Did they do something worse? yes. Does it matter? No. Act like a cunt and people aren't going to stick to the rules that you set up, cunt.

This is just going to sound like I'm making excuses now
For starters, almost every thread that I post my face in I have been drunk. I know that doesn't excuse my behaviour but I can't talk to people without getting drunk first and my behaviour is also the reason that I drink alone
I'm not used to people hitting on me. I honestly thought I was pretty ugly when I started posting myself and I'm really not good with people. I don't deal with "that" kind of attention well.
I made the roast me threads because I like to laugh at myself

I don't know why I'm trying to explain myself to the person trying to ruin me anyway

I know this dude. Do you have more pics op?

Idk which one is which know, but whoever is in those photos should do a cam show.

>This is just going to sound like I'm making excuses now
>I was drunk
>THEREFORE i DON'T APOLOGIZE
okay.

What's my name then?
That's the real me. I kind of wish Yea Forums had IDs. It would make this stuff easier

IM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO THE PERSON TRYING TO BLACK MAIL ME!
What do you honestly want me to say?

>Oh, I'm so sorry mister. I know I was a bad boy but maybe I can make it up to you with some special photos just for you

Please do.

>What do you honestly want me to say?
a heart felt apology that shows that you learned that you can't act like a pretentious cunt and not expect people to respond in kind, one that shows humility and that you are capable of growing, not one that admits they were wrong but then refuses to apologize simply because someone else started attacking you.

You are being attacked because of what you did. Show some remorse.

I didn't take compliments from strangers well because I'm retarded and you thought that was such a bad crime that you thought it would be ok to post my pics, pretend to be me and try to black mail me?
Fine, I'm sorry. Honestly, I don't like the way I act while drunk and always regret it the next day, but I like to get drunk because I forget things

It wasn't that you didn't take compliments well, it was that you were outright cuntish to people. Big difference.

>I WAS RUDE SO YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING MEAN BACK TO ME HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
lol

I'm presume from your silence that you're done. Does that mean you will stop posting now?

Oh nevermind

And what did I say that was so God damn horrible? Go to the archive and take a screenshot of something I said

In case this thread dies before we finish or I pass out because it's 2:35am, I'll ask you know
In the future can you at the very least make these threads a few hours earlier, I don't think it's safe to be this angry while laying in bed

>Know = now

No. this is more fun.

lets make these right around the time you go to bed.

What if I go to bed before you make a thread?

Is me sending you more pics the only way to get you to stop?

Okay nice bait, op is legit I guess

it'll mean nothing without the apology.

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Did you not see ?

Larping so hard, retard

Read the whole thread first please

I'm saving these to do these threads too now, also nice dubs fag

Why?

Did, retard

Because you're our faggy little fudge hole now, user.

That wasn't an apology. That was you talking about how its because you were drunk and im still the asshole for, you know, responding to what a cunt you are.

Why are you guys doing this to me? What do you get from this?

shit man, i actually believe you cause something similar happened to me when I was like 15

just know people forget and faggots like this only want your attention

hopefully he doesn't dox you and send the pics to your parents like what happened to me

that was a very uncomfortable situation

Nice try, guy OP is larping as

That was an apology. I admitted to acting like an asshole and took full credit, I just wanted you to know that I'm not like that usually

New nudes in this thread will stop me from joining the bandwagon of reposting this too, I'll be #3

Thanks
Luckily the only info they have on me is that I'm British

You know what to do next

i wish you the best of luck, also you're attractive and hoping you're not underaged

best advice you can follow is to literally block and ignore everyone and not come back to Yea Forums for a good month or two

>I didn't take compliments from strangers well because I'm retarded and you thought that was such a bad crime that you thought it would be ok to post my pics, pretend to be me and try to black mail me?
Yeah, you were so sincere.

I'm not posting anymore. I know you guys will post them too and try to get as many put of me as you can

I'll still be reposting

New pic of your fudge hole boy, or the ride never ends.

Nobody posted anything for a while and then it came back yesterday

add me on discord faggot
veryIgnored#7092

Sharpie in pooper

i'll wreck your shit

kek

OP's discord is sxsnco#6466
on mobile, lmao

Not OP, not even my actual discord kek

I'm not giving out my Kik, I'm not giving out my discord, I almost did when it was just one person but not with all of you.
I'm not posting anymore pics either. I'm sending this and going to sleep. I'll read the rest of the thread tomorrow when I wake up

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I know I look terrible here. But I'm tired as fuck, what are you going to expect?

Goodnight little fudge hole

Nah you look cute dude. I'm serious. One REAL apology for your cuntiness and I'd let up. You did it once before and it was very charming.