I want to build a floor drain into my floors so I can piss wherever I’m standing should the need arise

I want to build a floor drain into my floors so I can piss wherever I’m standing should the need arise.
Is this a good idea?

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First, it would be expensive to do.
Second, it may not even be possible because of building codes.
Third, it would stink like hell after a while.

no

Go for it OP. Post results.

My house already has floor drains in the bathrooms, laundry room, and kitchen. I want to put them everywhere.

It wouldn't be that hard, and pretty simple, but your house is going to smell like piss all the time. If you can live with that, more power to you.

Right under the desk too so I don’t have to get up when I’m too busy grindan MMO’s

Yep. Also, drain flies. Millions of them.

I feel like the guy who wants to be able to piss on his floor in every room in his house already has some kind of vermin running around, I doubt drain flies are going to bother him.

i actually belive in this. every floor should be easily moppable imo. go ahead and piss, if you live rugged like that i assume youll give the floor a power wash and broom it all into the drain before hitting the hay every night anyway

how expensive? im putting up a pole barn on a slab and want to trench everything. will prob piss in it if i do

>Third, it would stink like hell after a while.
>your house is going to smell like piss all the time.
Some water and Pine-Sol will fix that.
Just make sure it's put in by a real plumber, so the piss runs into the sewer with the rest of the waste water.

Technically sure. Why wouldn't it be possible?

However you'll need to clean it often or at the very least pour water into it every time you take a piss or it will start to stink.

Depends on what the flooring *around* the trench is, since there's definitely going to be splashing.

You may be fine with lino, but wood, carpet, and even tile grout might capture the smell after awhile.

By vermin you mean moving targets

>carpet
fucking hell

If you want your house to reek of piss, go ahead.

>Is this a good idea?
Hell Yeah! Why hasn't anyone done this yet?

Fuck carpets I’m gonna walk around in waders

it is possible to make it work, but it would be ridiculously expensive. youd have to have slight, even angle across the whole room, ultra smooth surface with detectors underneath and some kind of water source at high end on the room which would activate according to sensors in the floor to wash away remaining piss. it is also big challenge from software point of view. it is not easy to program sensors in the floor to differentiate piss from you just walking around. youd also want underfloor heater to take care of remaining water

I would also be pooing where I stand too.