Why is it that girls like me in real life but none of them like me on tinder...

Because Tinder is an unlimited meat market for hot women. They can be more selective.

lol

I guess a girl pretty much humping my fucking leg in the club to slow R&B music is just her being nice because she feels bad for me.

Fuck Tinder dude...if you can meet girls in real life...you have 70% of the population beat.
Fuck using GPS to find love/sex.

Did your mommy tell you all that

No girls tell me that friend, it's ok if you're jealous, just trying to help an user understand tinder.

I work with mostly women....many on Tinder so I listen to them all day talking about their Tinder experiences. Basically its like this. Each girl is chatting with 10 to 20 guys at and given time. She's trying to decided which one she wants to fuck. Usually it's Brad who fucks all of them anyways. Its a giant meat market for chicks.

Your sisters don't count

Keep your virginity safe my man

If you look at the stats from places like OKC, women think that something like 80% of men are "below average" in looks.
Unless you're already an 8/10 and using professional photos and doctoring them and holding the breed of dog they like while dressed as a fireman they're never going to date you online.

In real life they have to deal with the fact that they're also a worthless human and that in reality you're probably better than they are because most women have no real skills or hobbies and can't even hold an intelligent conversation. So if you look > 5/10 and can form sentences and do something moderately useful you're attractive in real life.