Why is it that girls like me in real life but none of them like me on tinder...

Because Tinder is an unlimited meat market for hot women. They can be more selective.

lol

I guess a girl pretty much humping my fucking leg in the club to slow R&B music is just her being nice because she feels bad for me.

Fuck Tinder dude...if you can meet girls in real life...you have 70% of the population beat.
Fuck using GPS to find love/sex.

Did your mommy tell you all that

No girls tell me that friend, it's ok if you're jealous, just trying to help an user understand tinder.

I work with mostly women....many on Tinder so I listen to them all day talking about their Tinder experiences. Basically its like this. Each girl is chatting with 10 to 20 guys at and given time. She's trying to decided which one she wants to fuck. Usually it's Brad who fucks all of them anyways. Its a giant meat market for chicks.

Your sisters don't count

Keep your virginity safe my man

If you look at the stats from places like OKC, women think that something like 80% of men are "below average" in looks.
Unless you're already an 8/10 and using professional photos and doctoring them and holding the breed of dog they like while dressed as a fireman they're never going to date you online.

In real life they have to deal with the fact that they're also a worthless human and that in reality you're probably better than they are because most women have no real skills or hobbies and can't even hold an intelligent conversation. So if you look > 5/10 and can form sentences and do something moderately useful you're attractive in real life.

Battle of trips

>you're probably better than they are because most women have no real skills or hobbies and can't even hold an intelligent conversation
I love this. More guys need to realize that we're better than these women. We spend our youth and early adulthoods cultivating all these different things that make us valuable, meanwhile all girls do is sit there and be cute. Most of these girls are fucking broke. They don't know how to hold a conversation or keep a man interested.

Just yesterday, I was talking to this girl who was into me. I was putting no effort into the conversation so she had to carry it. The conversation quickly devolved from her laughing at the jokes I was making to her asking if I worked that night, if I work weekend, what my hours are. Mundane fucking shit.

These women are fucking losers.

because dudes on tinder literally swipe right everything with a vagina.
also poo-in-loos and people from across the world swiping too.
female friend of mine had to stop using Tinder and Facebook because she was getting messages from 2~20 Indians a day asking to show vegine and bob

A good photo goes a long way. Frames the whole interaction if you look good in your pics

This.
Read the profiles of the super hot girls. They're all the fucking same. I have dated some really hot girls as well. They spend 95% of their energy being physically attractive and developing a little social group to assure that they're popular.
They have no skills (can't put washer fluid in their fucking car, can barely cook a microwave burrito), they have no hobbies or interests ("I love to travel and I love music!"), and if you want to have a conversation with them about anything other than their hair or clothes...fucking good luck. Try talking to your average girl about some science article you read or getting them to play some relatively complex board game cause it's raining outside and TV sucks today.

Yes, so they can act "superior" in front of their friends. They will do this even though they might think you're hot, because women have a special level of "one-upsmanship" when around one another.

>Why is it that girls like me in real life but none of them like me on tinder

Communicating online is harder than in person, especially if you have a dry or sarcastic sense of humor. If they can't see your smile, you just come off as kind of a dick.

It's almost like learning a new language. Experiment and find a style that works better for you.

I can't even get average bitches to match with me on tinder but I've been able to go out and meet and date girls who look like are close to Instagram model tier attractive. It's crazy. The internet makes me think I'm ugly and unfuckable, then I go out and talk to women on the street and a lot of them think I'm great. Maybe it's because they're not judging me solely off of looks when I talk to them in person.

A few possible reason:

1) Tinder gets swamped by bots, escorts, and other scams. Lots of profiles you see are fake.

2) Your pics and profile might suck. Many women actually read what you write on Tinder, so make sure your pics are recent & good, and that your profile has good content.

3) You might have a fun personality and meh looks, which would mean good luck IRL and bad luck online.

4) Your delusional and IRL women are just pandering to you instead of actually liking you.

If they liked you in real life, you would'nt be on Tinder in the first place. They don't like you at all.

Ya know im gonna second this. tinder allows thots to cheat n lie without it coming back home, usually theyre trash 4/10 whores shitty in bed with stds
Most women are trash, just cut to the chase n treat em that way