Hey B, what's a good way to get revenge?

I like this idea. Simple in a good way

I got quints once..
Back in 1997

fuck your aids infested asshole with the banana and then find a way to secretly feed it to whoever you dont like

Compton?
Watts?
Detroit?

Tie their shoelaces together

Take a dump in the back tank of their toilet

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Hurt it in the soft spots. Psychological damage is powerful. I have a revenge story:
>be me
>wet shoes because I walked in snow and rain yesterday, so I'm forced to use another pair this day
>wear my M77 norwegian military shoes, with jeans.
>some dude at school and two others walked past me in the hallway
>only us 4, walking past eachothers in opposite directions
>as i pass them he glares at my shoes and mumbles like a 14yo girl to his faggot friends: "hahah look at his shoes hngh hngh hgnnn"
He could've laughed all he wanted and I would've smiled/giggled with him, but he was amused in such a negative way.
>let anger boil somewhat, because I'm tired of all the tiny bits of shit people throw at me, and hatch plan
>next week
>steal his shoes at school, when he had PE
He has no idea it was me, and I hope he learned not to make fun of people for wearing something unusual for once.

unironically this

No dont use sugar. Sugar is water soluble and can be extracted from gas by mixing it with water.
Instead; pour diy napalm (styrofoam+gasoline=napalmy slime). That mix is also good for other types of mischief. Sticks like hell, burns well if need be (and toxic smoke as fuck), and hardens when it dries.