Hey B, what's a good way to get revenge?

Hey B, what's a good way to get revenge?

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fuck his gf (or daughter)

OR BOTH

From close range.

Just let it go user.
It'll consume you otherwise.

Living a good life

search piss puck and you'll figure out the rest

By reheating it in the microwave of evil

this live the best life you can live. :)

Burn down their house and car.
Plant drugs in their house and call in an anomaly tip to the cops.
Kill their children.
Kill their pets.
Put lsd in their water.
Put a shitload of laxatives in their food.
Jesus OP ,use your imagination,the possibilities are endless....

Work your balls off and become the best form of yourself.

*Anonymous

Fuck her/his mother.

All of these are illegal and will result in your anus being creampied by jailbbc

Pussy

eh, I might break his house windows and windshield

Move on and enjoy life

Put a mattress in their pool. They suck in the water and become ridiculously heavy. Usually takes a crane to get it out.

Tie them up and cheese grate their face. Add a little salt and voila!

became a dark magician, then use a painfull spell

Good start.
Also try pouring sugar in his gas tank.

he'd prolly pursue legally

Do it secretly,or pay an Albanian to do it, while you establish an alibi.
Thats what i do.

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decent idea, I do live in one of the biggest ghettos of the us l0l

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SO FUCKING CLOSE

I was tryna get the quints

I like this idea. Simple in a good way

I got quints once..
Back in 1997

fuck your aids infested asshole with the banana and then find a way to secretly feed it to whoever you dont like

Compton?
Watts?
Detroit?

Tie their shoelaces together

Take a dump in the back tank of their toilet

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Hurt it in the soft spots. Psychological damage is powerful. I have a revenge story:
>be me
>wet shoes because I walked in snow and rain yesterday, so I'm forced to use another pair this day
>wear my M77 norwegian military shoes, with jeans.
>some dude at school and two others walked past me in the hallway
>only us 4, walking past eachothers in opposite directions
>as i pass them he glares at my shoes and mumbles like a 14yo girl to his faggot friends: "hahah look at his shoes hngh hngh hgnnn"
He could've laughed all he wanted and I would've smiled/giggled with him, but he was amused in such a negative way.
>let anger boil somewhat, because I'm tired of all the tiny bits of shit people throw at me, and hatch plan
>next week
>steal his shoes at school, when he had PE
He has no idea it was me, and I hope he learned not to make fun of people for wearing something unusual for once.

unironically this

No dont use sugar. Sugar is water soluble and can be extracted from gas by mixing it with water.
Instead; pour diy napalm (styrofoam+gasoline=napalmy slime). That mix is also good for other types of mischief. Sticks like hell, burns well if need be (and toxic smoke as fuck), and hardens when it dries.

Success. Nothing will get back at them more than just being better at life than them. You share a hobby with them? Get better than them! Just out-shine them. It works.