>Having a career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement.
Better than masturbating myself blind in the barracks with a bunch of other fucking male faggots watching ike you guys.
Matthew Lewis
That's because you guys have actual standards. We just take any old redneck bitch to be our bullet sponge jarheads.
>tl;dr OP is a jarhead faggot
Isaac Sanders
I want to reenlist in the Canadian armed forces reserve, but taking two months of from my actual job for summer training isn't that easy
Alexander Stewart
Shut the fuck up you stupid pog boot fuck you haven't done shit except play dress up.
Nicholas Kelly
Tried, but i lost a finger at work and now the military wont take me
Cameron Wilson
>a fucking boot ass wire crimper Jesus fucking christ get the fuck off here or get the fuck out of my Corps. Advertising the Corps on Yea Forums is NOT. GOOD. People should only learn about one or the other separately, because a lot of people in the corps use Yea Forums and really, really shouldn't be posting their military affiliation. COMSEC/OPSEC FAGGOT SHUT UP AND NETWORK IN PERSON
Andrew Foster
>canada >standards pick one
Andrew Foster
This.
Hump a SAW through 12k of jungle hills every month and come back.
Brody Edwards
post your wife's tits sir
Josiah Gonzalez
I'm not enlisting because I'm going to be an officer and not a cocksucker
James Reyes
Ex 11b combat vet here. Maybe you should understand it's a fucking volunteer force tough guy. You choose to serve you country yes. You also choose to die in combat if need be so others of the country don't have too. Maybe you should understand there is a lot more to your fucking job then your fucking ego kid. 0311 or shut the fuck up. 3 deployments under my belt what about you? Seriously shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing the beloved Core. You don't have the right attitude. Check it your ego will get you no where.
Matthew Ward
Thisssss
Jordan Murphy
dying for a faggot like frump you are beyond retarded..
Masturbating in mother's basement is preferable to getting shot in the face in Afghanistan.
Anthony Howard
This came of a little like the "what the fuck did you just" pasta but he's right, check your ego. People have different roles in society, even in the army you could not be a combatant if there weren't other military men whose role is to serve the combatants
Isaac Kelly
You people need to understand if war is happening people are going and if it wasn't for the "retarded faggots" there will be a draft and you will go. It's doesn't matter what president. Be thankful
William Gutierrez
Because to be honest I much rather watch men like you die beside me in combat. Then men who put others before themselves. Even to their own death.
Asher Sullivan
796726924 (You) # Because to be honest I much rather watch men like you die beside me in combat. Then men who put others before themselves. Even to their own death.
Anthony Wilson
>You people need to understand if war is happening people are going and if it wasn't for the "retarded faggots" there will be a draft and you will go. It's doesn't matter what president. Be thankful then enjoy dying or having PTSD for a country that doesn't give a fuck about you >So you panhandle at a freeway entrance, and "The President" is the name of your cardboard box?
Kevin Jones
Die for israel Goyim!
Robert Wilson
ITT how to spot the boot. Deploy, make some rank, build a bit of salt, then come back.
Daniel Walker
I tried joining the (royal) marines, but i cant because my left ear is basically useless and i fail the medical.
Lucas Edwards
>Because to be honest I much rather watch men like you die beside me in combat. Then men who put others before themselves. Even to their own death. WTF..fucking crackheads..
because I don't want to be a mindless tool of the bourgeoisie fighting some rich punk's proxy war for "freedom"(oil) in sandnigger territory
David Taylor
Jarheads
Ethan Reed
Negative. I went on 3 deployments. 2 Iraq one Afghan. I don't have problems what so ever. If I did that is completely fine with me. I would've gladly been physically mangled, mentality damaged, or killed. So others wouldn't have too. I would gladly bear the burden. So people like you wouldn't have too. That's the deference between me and you people.
Because I'd rather finish law school and help sort out problems on our own land without serving the fucked up military industrial complex, see ya in 10 years when you're fighting your insurance for not covering diseases your time in the service caused.
Adrian Smith
>WHY DONT YOU ENLIST, PUSSIES?!?! >I WOULD GLADLY DIE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO
Bruh you must have brain damage, cuz that was a complete 180
Lincoln James
1. Got other interests
2. Blessed with a high IQ
3. Not willing to make myself a sacrificial puppet like you
Cameron Cox
I don't want to be some welfare dependent useless cunt. I want to contribute to society, not come back to the civilian world expecting everything to be handed to me while drunkenly bitching my life away blaming PTSD like some snowflake.
Grayson Diaz
I'm not thankfull for the person who does my taxes or flips my burger. It's their job to do that, just like it's the job of every person who has willing enlisted.
Logan Morgan
The country has been taken over by special interests. Not every one that enlists is automatically a hero or a patriot.
If you were smart you would've been a merc and made real money. Go fight for for the oil and drug peddlers. I'll stay right where I am. Thanks.
I thank you for that but no need for it. I didn't do it for some boating. I did it for the better of the world. It's funny because I've said more about my feelings of war on here. Then to anyone of everyone known. Even my family. Besides other vets I've served with. If little bitch that posted this bothered me and I needed to correct him
Austin Hernandez
Cos I don't want to be screamed at by some sexually confused 21 year old lance corporal cos my bed isn't made right
>enlist Truly the stupidest way to join the military. If you're going to waste your life fighting endless wars for other people's interests, at least get some respect and decent pay while you're doing it.
Aiden Edwards
You have got me confused with the poster boy. I'm a real 3 deployment infantrymen. I saw his dumb ass post and need to correct him.
Robert Thomas
>1142 >not 0311
Drop, pussy, and push. 50, then reply. If not dubs, 50 moar. Lather, rinse, repeat, POG. GO!
I make way more money in a year than you will in 4 or 5. That's why. I'd rather do what I want, when I want. You go ahead and get yourself blown up, bootlicker.
>how come you don't enlist and serve your country? I'm disabled. Good enough for you?
Anthony Gray
I understand that. If there wasn't people willing to volunteer. Then there will be a military draft or mandatory service time. In which if that happens you could be picked randomly. Protection and warfare will and always happen. If it was for the "volunteer force". You could be them regardless of what you think or feel. So be thankful there are people who have the that mentality that I believe everyone in this country should have.
Jeremiah Price
Yes he does but I served the people of this country and the men with me. I could care fucking lesson what the president thinks or says. I did it for the people so someone other then me would have to die. I wanted that to be me not anyone else. War will happen and I much rather the pain and hurt be on me. Then anyone else. I am a patriot not for the county but for the people that make this country.
Easton Hernandez
I went to college and became an engineer instead. I briefly considered the military for free college, but I have major problems with arbitrary authority and knew I wouldn't do well in that environment.
Andrew Gutierrez
Yeah for little bitch
Samuel Torres
>I have a question for all of you pussies - how come you don't enlist and serve your country?
Or become a nurse/doctor and save people's lives instead of taking them :)
Colton Miller
>how come you don't enlist and serve your country? because i get paid twice as much and dont have to die for a country that doesnt give a shit about me
Brody Ross
I am thinking about joining, but I am not old enough. I'll be 17 on May 12th and I asked my mom if she would let me enlist. She said no.
Nolan Gonzalez
Very true. I'm sorry but there is people in this world that just need some killing.
William Nelson
MODS MODS MODS inb4 ban
Caleb Ortiz
fucking kek, sure man sign up for the jew army... get paid few sheckels and fuck up your life permanently lol- best idea EVER
Tyler Rogers
Your to young bro. Think about it awhile go in if you choose around 20
Jordan Bailey
Your mom will always say no but it's your life.
Josiah Ortiz
top kek, CAF will take ANYONE, i repeat ANYONE, they are so desperate they kept calling me for 3 years after i let them know i regularly use drugs, it was officer positions too... its fucking pathetic
Isaac Perry
Don't go right away. Wait a couple years and figure something out. Make sure you ACTUALLY want to go.
Nathaniel Williams
You're wrong.
Thomas Ross
No thanks. I have more than 3 brain cells.
Josiah Lopez
why are you gay?
Juan Ward
I wanted to and tried. Had bad asthma in HS, even though I had perfect vision and could pass all the math tests to be an aviator.
So I went into computers instead.
Daniel Wright
>how come you arent a mindless body for an imperial country for only $20k a year?
Samuel Morgan
So. You believe the world would be a better place if there's no war? It would be a great place yes but it's not realistic. There are terrible person in this world and its before if there just not here anymore.
Justin Edwards
1812 here. Semper Fi, brother.
Fuck the military. I gave those mother fuckers 6 years only to come home and to be unable to sleep without the lights on for a year. 80% of my time was sitting around and testing tank equipment and doing nothing if there was no equipment to test.
If any of you are considering joining; don't.
Justin Howard
Fellow leaf here wondering myself to join up or not 20s have flashed past me now looking to do shit in my 30s feel like it's too late.
OP If your government had a foreign legion or some shit I'd join in a heart beat.
Do know the CF can be picky but come now can't be that fucking hard to get in infantry other roles are a bitch to I heard.
Carter Powell
>there will be a draft nope
Andrew Hall
thanks for honest opinion user, sorry to hear about your condition.
Joseph Taylor
>Do know the CF can be picky read they are far from picky, go ahead and go and have your amplitude tests done, see how many people will be doing them with you. go check it for yourself. they are def not picky
James Rogers
Didn't enlist, but I was conscripted for the 1 year service. Only about 10-20 % gets enlisted so it's kind of a choice still. Still in the Home Guard as a corporal, but only have about 4-5 days of training each year now. Service was nice, I think more people should serve.
Logan Hernandez
I'm over it now, but where I was stationed, we pretty much slept with our weapon and with those bright white lights on. Eventually, you start getting used to it. I had to gradually go back to sleeping in the dark. If lights go off at camp, prepare for some deep shit.
Tyler Peterson
The terrible people are the leaders. You're just killing their hapless dupes.
Parker Rodriguez
Yeah unless the world breaks out in a 10 year WW3 type of total war then yeah sure a draft otherwise two superpowers will be done major fighting in a year tops.
Eli Barnes
terrible people are the ones that your leaders don;t approve user... its all fucking propaganda.
Julian Harris
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Robert Martinez
You're right, it's not realistic. We should kill ourselves and end the human race. The ultimate selfless act.
Daniel Rodriguez
POG boot
Aiden Young
>join military >promises of careers and education and other bullshit stuff just to get you to enlist >you are now the governments ass puppet >train to kill people >get called to a "conflict" >fight towel heads and sand niggers >"I got your back bro, ill die for my country" >get killed >government ships your dead body home in a box >family lost someone >government geeks going and doesnt give a shit about you dying >war goes on >more people die >more people enlist to take their place >they die >cycle continues
I DONT THINK SO.
yeah no thanks... im not dying just to further the US's bullshit politics and wars. you stupid people go do that, while the rest of us have jobs and make money and have families, and the ones that do survuve have constant problems with PTSD and all sorts of other mental shit.
so, go ahead bendover and let uncle sam shove his cock up your asshole and ream you until you bleed.
Wow. Testing tank equipment and doing nothing fucked you up that much?
Samuel Taylor
>having a career
if by career you mean being a homeless drug addict with PTSD then I guess that makes sense... but doesnt explain why it would be a good choice.
Anthony Gutierrez
this, whenever there is a job offer that gives you way too many perks you know something is fucking wrong.
Adrian Brooks
Sure bud. It happened in with the Vietnam War. Your not special.
Daniel Williams
Its incredibly disrespectful to steal valor. You should kys
Oliver Cooper
>government geeks going
KEEPS going. fuck my typing
Colton Adams
What a LGBT faggot
Owen Long
that's kinda what i was saying. anyone that follows trumps orders is a hapless dupe.
William Butler
Because I'm Muslim and I don't want to join an imperial machine that kills other Muslims
Nathaniel Mitchell
anyone that follows any type of orders really... hence psychedelics carry the same punishment as fucking heroin. gov does not want you to think for yourself.
Luis Cooper
"you're". and it's not about me. there are enough people in the military with voluntary enrollment. wars today are won by air power. there's much less need for cannon fodder.
Nathan Rivera
Have you ever eaten bacon?
Isaiah Wright
CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN GRAMMAR, WE GOT A BADASS UP IN HERE
Joshua Reed
Dude shut up. Really.... You couldn't sleep for awhile. Sounds terrible.
Jace Taylor
For shit other than Infantry or whats the navy equivalent boatswan or non post secondary req MOS yeah I'd have to see this in Person user.
Jaxson Jackson
I saw my fair share of fucked up things that was enough to scar you a little bit.
Seeing gore threads here don't bother me as much as seeing it in front of me.
Robert Cox
>COMSEC/OPSEC I'm pretty sure you don't know what those two terms mean.
Ian Sanders
Sadly, no. Turkey bacon, yeah, but everybody says it's a poor substitute
Josiah Russell
It's not just that. The loud nosies, the constant anxiety, the nightmares were a big part of it too. Do you not realize that not getting decent sleep every night fucks you up?
I don't see you enlisting, hmm?
Henry Parker
>serve your country
More like serve Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Anthony Morgan
I'm a liberal and not a nationalist, I believe in open borders, USA does not need any protection.
Matthew Harris
Man, I was in reserves when I was 18, and got out, but now at 32 I actually miss it, I am very strongly considering re-enlisting, but taking the time off from my main job for reserve training is difficult. You'll have a far better mindset towards it now than you would when you're younger, yet still you8n enough to get into killer shape.
Jonathan Bailey
lol I served in the Marines. I couldn't wait to get the fuck out. You act like you're having a great time, but I know you hate it.
Enjoy not having a life or any sort of freedom! I'm gonna go immerse myself in the real world, you can keep looking at that depressing marine architecture.
I was applying for Airforce. It was pathetic, unorganized and overall mess... they need people all the time... my step-bro got into airforce with failing grades in math from HS no higher education asthma and bunch of allergies... he is a tech, i would get a captain with my graduate degree
Nicholas Russell
I live in the highest ranked country in the world (HDI) and I was conscripted into the army. We still have conscription and like Israel we also now conscript chicks as well. The crazy thing is that girls actually do a good job. Not as strong physically, but handles the mental part of it better. And hey, girls in uniform are cute
Interesting how that shit gets ingrained in you. I had a buddy who deployed in the Iraq invasion and he never takes the same route to and from a destination. He also hated driving under overpasses because he was used to looking for RPGs.
Aaron Parker
Typical offended Muslim.
Anthony Jones
Pigs are filthy, dirty animals. not fit for human consumption.
Brody Smith
nice try recruiter
dont do it guys i joined and fucking hate it
Ian Murphy
Sure dude. So the group that I helped kill in Iraq. That were kidnapping small boys raping them and beheading them because there family wouldnt fight for them. Or killing an entire family for not giving them food. Or killing mens family if they refuse to fight. Or killing an entire town of innocent people because they refused to farm popi plants for heroin to fund the terrorist groups. You are clueless. It's not your fault though. The U.S. does shelter it's citizens. We have it so good and y'all don't even know.
Lincoln Stewart
Nice trips. Can't argue with that
Isaac Taylor
well niggers do usually have more nigger tits.
Colton Mitchell
You've been bombing tiny, backwards little Afghanistan for 18 years, and still haven't won.
> >A young boy sees a Marine wearing his dress uniform in a restaurant. > >"Wow, are you a real live Marine?" the boy asks. > >"I sure am, kid," replies the Marine. "Here, I'll even let you wear my hat." > >The Marine lets the boy try on his hat, and the boy runs to the restroom to look into the mirror. > >As the boy glances at his reflection, an Army paratrooper with a red beret walks in. "Wow!" says the boy. "Are you a real live Army paratrooper?" > >"Yes, I am," answers the paratrooper. "Why? You wanna suck my dick?" > >"Oh no," says the boy. "I only borrowed this hat."
Jordan Cook
Not to mention he’s a peacetime POG national defense warrior sitting around with his thumb up his ass sponging tax payer dollars
Nathaniel Garcia
I really want to be at air force (FAM) but im just too fat
Landon Green
Yeah I can’t imagine. And then there the physical shit too. My cousin was an army airborne medic and almost deployed but he fucked his back up during a practice jump. He never once deployed and just has a perpetually fucked up back now.
Aaron Harris
I am a westerner too, dumbass. And the way I see it, the West is sleepwalking right off a cliff.
Don't need to enlist to kill sandniggers, Can do that right here in the good ole USA
Bentley Williams
Shhhhh...let's watch
John Martinez
hmm lets see, I live in the US, they say we are free, cant even grow weed or own fully automatics, want to send people to shitty never ending wars doing security for people I dont care about and big corporations, very high suicide rate and ;lots of soldiers with all kinds of mental disorders, get the fuck out of here faggot
Wyatt Martinez
kek
Adam Diaz
That's wonderful. What are you trying to prove? You want a cookie or something? I'm not allowed to have some sort of negative problem post-military service because you were deployed more? Suck my ass.
Hunter Myers
you've probably never even seen real combat. I did when I enlisted back then.
Honestly, most people who join the army or marines are people who lack a direction for their future so they join the military thinking they can turn it into a career.
Small tits and a small mp7, but still a nice bod and a cute face. And a girl that has served is always a higher tier than some bitch that hasn't done shit for her nation.
I never killed anything that didn't deserve some killing and that's the truth. Nope worries there. So shit up you fucking bitch seriously. Ooooo poor you! I can't fucking sleep because the lights are off ;(. I know your type. You were kicked put weren't you.
Xavier Allen
Fuck off you corporate stooge. Halliburton does not thank you for your service.
Anthony Rogers
Hope your legs get blown off fuckface
Lucas Gonzalez
When your diet consists of crayons, words are hard.
Kevin Reed
Wrong person, but nice try. I'm not the same guy
Jordan Nelson
>not being us army 68 series
Michael Jenkins
>almost as cancer as signal
Justin Ross
so you are a cocksucker, better known as bootlickers, that's some lack of self respect right there
Kayden Cruz
Sounds like bullshit, you sure killed or raped some children there, knowing how you act here maybe you think they deserved it for being born in the wrong country.
Kayden Hernandez
Been there done that its not what its cracked up to be and you know if faggot
Anthony Harris
I could literally work at subway and be better than you
Nathan Stewart
I would never kill because I was told to. My choice, not a politicians or a generals.
Robert Butler
Literally what the kite runner was about
Carson Roberts
/thread
Elijah Allen
But not *TOO* dumb for spelling, obviously.
Grayson Reyes
>1. I'm not allowed to. >2. I have psychological problems >3. It pays more to become a cop or fireman >4. Why would I sign a contract that says I have no rights?
God Bless
Carter Wood
They tried to recruit me, but realized that I had asthma, and gave up.
Joshua Ramirez
I have served my country you fucking speed bump .. go report back to your navy command
Carter Collins
Hey Oorah !! Then how the fuck do you find yourself here you dumb shit... If you were anything more than a high school dropout you be doing something useful with yourself..
Adrian Rogers
the armed forces is full of sadists, bullies and sociopaths who waste the time and faith those around them. everyone I have met from the forces says "don't do it!" and "once you're on base they have you for life, don't show up to anything". i wonder at the health of an army that has to have recruiters fool people into serving.
i would do it if you guys weren't such a pathetic shitshow of human misery, not to mention them trying to fuck you out of pay all the time and the VA being an absolute joke. when this country respects it's veterans again I would consider becoming one.
Sorry but that's an ignorant comment. michaeljackaonignorant.jpg I got my college degree thanks to the military. I made life long friends. You get out what you put in.
Jackson Gomez
Because I don't feel like fighting oil war to feed the 1% of people. And line there pockets with gold.
Charles Evans
Lol, I'm going to you crayon eater
William Bailey
Honestly you going all depress over what someone told you, good I am glad you didn't join.
I have to deal with retard privates in this current 18-20 year old age group and you universally suck. Sure there are a couple that don't but a majority of this demographic are bitches. Think about that.
Brandon Butler
>I was a bully and got my way with the other bullies
sorry but I've just heard too many stories about what you people are actually like.
meanwhile >non-judicial punishments
like the guy who was AWOL for a couple days being beaten and stuffed into a metal drum for two days, as I recall the guy died of a heart attack when they beat him again because he wouldn't stop screaming inside the drum
gee I wonder how it got that extreme, could it be the army attracts and is filled with literal sub-human sociopaths with broken frontal lobes?
Because I have a career where I make stuff instead running around and cuddling dudes
Cooper Lopez
Was going to go, actually all sighed up. Then they told me.
Your knees are shot. Your eyes are bad.
You can't do anything you want to. I wasn't going to tolerate the ribbing from getting off the runs.
So did a fuck you and washed out.
Jordan Cook
I'm in the navy. I still want to die
Elijah Wright
Enjoy being a slave to the government the rest of your life and dying in some shitty proxy war. So brave.
Tyler Barnes
Because when I was 18 Bush was starting wars over BS. I'm not risking death for American oligarchs.
Juan Martinez
Cause you're in the navy. Navy fag.
Logan Lee
Be nice to me. I'm not homosexual
Mason Fisher
Yeah getting dicked down on the daily sounds pretty shitty. At least the green-weenie is a figurative statement and not a real thing.
Matthew Cruz
Oh yeah, bombing 20% terrorist assholes and 80% people who are nothing but bystanders sure would make me feel like serving my country. Most of my family has been in the military. They all disagree with your rhetoric and absolutely despise soldier worship
Jackson Carter
>yet
Ian Baker
It is beautiful to watch the parts fly tho
Benjamin Hall
It's not our fault that your own goverment has declared war on its own people user. You've made your country weak and by default ripe for the taking, what the fuck did you think would happen? We didn't storm in, you idiots invited us with open arms. The only "right" you have to your land is dictated by your ability to defend it against invasion you pussy.
Femanon here, just started seeing a former USMC logistics officer who was deployed to Kuwait and a few other countries. What is the likelihood he has ptsd?