Hey guys what's up? I'm basically what you'd call an "alpha male". I had some questions for you guys.
Why do you guys come here and post pics of cartoons and shit instead of hanging out with girls? Or your friends?
What is an incel?
And finally, do any of you do martial arts? I'm pretty sure I could beat all of your asses. (No offense, i've been doing Aikido for 5 years.)
Pic related it's me this morning ;)
Never mind your questions, but you seem to be warping space around you. How did you gain this power? Impressive!
>girls
>friends
Nice photoshop, beta.
A real alpha knows the answers to all of your questions btw.
Also, aikido is nothing compared to Brazilian jiu jitsu.
Nice try faggot
>this is what passes for bait now
You guys have lost your touch
Hey, that's my boy Hemingway!
Hey! VSauce, Michael here.
FAGG
Instead of hanging out with girls you should have been working on your photoshop skills
I come here for something to mindlessly scroll through while pooping at work mostly.
how many years on roids are u currently?
If you are really an alpha male, you won't care the slightest fuck about virgins on internet. You are a loser that impersonate people. How sad.
Jason Blaha has the best physique in Youtube fitness.
because at least I'm honest about who I am.
also how tf are these newfags falling for a bait this obvious LOOOL. My nigga Jason isn't even that obscure
where are your hairs at Mr Alpha Male?
I bet I could beat you all up!
Eat a bag of dicks
BAIT
kek
10/10
Cringe, kys
>i swear guize am not OP
If jiu jitsu is japanese how did it end up in brazil?
Based Japanese invaded
*grunts in japanese*
They invaded a country and decided to teach then jiu jitsu? Seems counter productive don't you think?
good thing you have tanned skin all overyour body except for your skin where somehow you look like the betafag who lives in his moms basement you are
Fat woman could still break your leg theoretically just saying... I'd have a hard time against an actual fat bitch... Fat can help
hey ryback
Terminator 2 is the comfiest movie ever made
I think that was the point, but I am retarded so
What
Nice quad
>Jotaros younger brother has be found
Kek pea head. Also bad shoop