Hey guys what's up? I'm basically what you'd call an "alpha male". I had some questions for you guys

Hey guys what's up? I'm basically what you'd call an "alpha male". I had some questions for you guys.

Why do you guys come here and post pics of cartoons and shit instead of hanging out with girls? Or your friends?

What is an incel?

And finally, do any of you do martial arts? I'm pretty sure I could beat all of your asses. (No offense, i've been doing Aikido for 5 years.)

Pic related it's me this morning ;)

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Never mind your questions, but you seem to be warping space around you. How did you gain this power? Impressive!

>girls
>friends

Nice photoshop, beta.
A real alpha knows the answers to all of your questions btw.
Also, aikido is nothing compared to Brazilian jiu jitsu.

Nice try faggot

>this is what passes for bait now
You guys have lost your touch

Hey, that's my boy Hemingway!

Hey! VSauce, Michael here.

FAGG

Instead of hanging out with girls you should have been working on your photoshop skills

I come here for something to mindlessly scroll through while pooping at work mostly.