Tards help me, I'm stuck on the shiter and I'm out of TP...

Fuck off kike

shit happens. deal with it. what you gonna do? wipe with a shirt or underwear? jumping in the shower after is just the same thing, except your whole body is getting wet instead of just your hand.

I'll rather waddle my ass with something up my ass that to become a streetshiter

I've had this problem before. trust me here. no mess no fuss: pull up your pants like normal, but clench them but cheeks, waddle-walk over to the TP, return and finish your mission. Might take more wiping coz of smudging but I've never messed on my underwear doing this. And my TP is kept like 60ft away from the toilet.

you're gonna use your hand to clean your ass in the shower anyway

Thanks, and I almost woke up my mother and my cat looked at me with a face of horror

Close your cheeks, pull your pants up to your ass and walk down the hall for a roll of tp like a fucking man. If you are spotted, the person will know exactly whats up and will probably do a 360 out of there, and if they dont just say “sorry, ran out of tp” and carry on. It happens to all of us and on the off chance you are spotted it won’t matter to the other person, especially since that other person is your mom, you fucking neet

Thanks Yea Forumsros for the assistance

lel. animals know what's up. I hate cats

Heey broth! Yaa dun stoopid. If ya make a 360 yall going same wayy.