Is there any chance cashing in big? I mean if you make it on the slotmachine. When you cash the jackpot a big alarm sound comes out of the machine. Is that a alarm sign to the mob so they can beat you down in an alley and strip you off your casino win? So whats the point of las vegas? Ive heard broken ass dudes who lost all their fortune get dumped in somekind of skid row place around the strip. True?
Is Vegas really as good as they say? And where is the best strip joint?
Are there good night clubs and stuff?
Tons. There's a shit ton of stuff to do even if you aren't into gambling. Pot is legal there now, and you can go to cool shows or just get wasted and run around. It's 100% worth seeing for at least a few days in anyone's lifetime
So I really enjoy Vegas actually moving there in a month or so. The strip is cool and what ever. But if you wanna have a good time you gotta go to Fremont street. Most casinos will give you free drinks as long as your gambling. I liked the black jack and roulette tables. There's no shortage of things to do. Try and be social never know who you'll meet or what youll get your self into.
How much is H in LV?
Las Vegas Story Time
>me, 30, at a conference with Hobbes, a total nerd.
>hes wearing a fucking button-down tucked into khakis. like full on nerd straight out of central casting.
>i have to tell him to take his damn conference name tag off
>we wind up at O'Sheas. Play craps at a $5 table.
>get on a hot hand. I make about 1500. I make the guy next to me $7000 fucking dollars.
>hobbes was betting a little more conservative
but he still made about 600
>guy next to me flips me a black chip just to say thanks
>me and hobbes roll out, rolling with all this cash
>take a cab (this was before uber) to hard rock
>play a little craps there too, but table is cold
>finally convince hobbes to go back and change out of his fucking business casual
>walk out to the cab line outside of hard rock
>Hilton, please
>about this time, two SMOKING hot girls come up to us
>oh there you are! we've been looking all over for you guys.
>hugs me and whispers "play along"
>we see two basketball americans coming up to them
>we realize they just want to get away from the nigs
>so sorry, we got into craps and forgot the time, blah blah. Lets go
>girls hop in the cab with us
>OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING US FROM THOSE FUCKING LOSERS
>they have been following us for hours they cant take a hint
>hey its cool glad we could help you out
>girl gives us a look.. what are you up to next?
>well my friend is going to go change his clothes and then we'll prob hit a club
>well we're horny. how about we take you up to your room, then ill fuck you, and then my friend will fuck you, and then we will fuck each other while you watch
>uh okay
>...for 750 each
>what a coincidence, exactly the money i have in my pocket.
>when did you make us? at hard rock?
>no our spotters marked you at o'shea's
>haha nice play, but no thanks
>she turns to hobbes
>well you have 600, right? we'll do it for that
>never saw hobbes again.
I can totally picture some 10 year old posting this and giggling about it. Kids these days are such lil fags kek.
I think he meant Louisiana
The best thing about LV is the surrounding nature sites. Valley of Fire, Red Rock Park etc.
So true. Literally in a 500 miles range nothing but sand and rocks. WOW what an experience