Is Vegas really as good as they say? And where is the best strip joint?

Is Vegas really as good as they say? And where is the best strip joint?

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call your mum when her shift is done and find out

If you are into throwing money down the toilet by the bucket load in a place that's decorated all fancy, then Vegas is the place, I guess.

Any strip joint will be hit and miss. You're more likely to get your money's worth buying cool junk from Amazon and jerkin it to free porn. At least you won't be wasting money on travel, hotels, overpriced drinks, tips for strippers and overpriced lap dances, and games that you can play for free on your mobile device.

Vegas used to be fun, but it's way overpriced now. They don't even pretend anymore like it's a fun vacation, it's just right to the you-get-fucked-over part.

I've heard that they now have cut out the free drinks unless you're a whale. Bad sign of penny-pinching.

Little darlings no contest

Ahh fuck really? What about LA?

I love vegas. There are three ways to have fun:
1) get really good at poker, and find drunk/shitty people to play against. You can actually make some money at this.

2) Play craps. You can play pretty even odds at craps, like right around 50%. If you find a table that has 6x odds or better, you can get a 60/40 payout on a 50/50 bet. but it takes discipline. Play the pass line, max odds, start with 6/8 and then press up to 6/8/9 and maybe 10. if you guess lucky when to pull your bets, you can make some good money and only risk a break even. once you play like you know what you're doing, they'll give you free drinks. plus you get to hug strangers. it's fun.

3) be rich and dont give a fuck

That's probably even worse than Vegas since it's boring. WTF would you do in LA except drive endlessly or wait in traffic? I think they have Disneyland, Universal studios, and the La Brea museum, but is there anything else?

hang out in the lobby of the hilton. a hooker will walk up to you eventually. They're usually smoking hot. You can get down to $100 which is a lot less than you will blow at a titty bar.

This sounds like a plan!

Is there any chance cashing in big? I mean if you make it on the slotmachine. When you cash the jackpot a big alarm sound comes out of the machine. Is that a alarm sign to the mob so they can beat you down in an alley and strip you off your casino win? So whats the point of las vegas? Ive heard broken ass dudes who lost all their fortune get dumped in somekind of skid row place around the strip. True?

Are there good night clubs and stuff?

Tons. There's a shit ton of stuff to do even if you aren't into gambling. Pot is legal there now, and you can go to cool shows or just get wasted and run around. It's 100% worth seeing for at least a few days in anyone's lifetime

So I really enjoy Vegas actually moving there in a month or so. The strip is cool and what ever. But if you wanna have a good time you gotta go to Fremont street. Most casinos will give you free drinks as long as your gambling. I liked the black jack and roulette tables. There's no shortage of things to do. Try and be social never know who you'll meet or what youll get your self into.

How much is H in LV?

Las Vegas Story Time
>me, 30, at a conference with Hobbes, a total nerd.
>hes wearing a fucking button-down tucked into khakis. like full on nerd straight out of central casting.
>i have to tell him to take his damn conference name tag off
>we wind up at O'Sheas. Play craps at a $5 table.
>get on a hot hand. I make about 1500. I make the guy next to me $7000 fucking dollars.
>hobbes was betting a little more conservative
but he still made about 600
>guy next to me flips me a black chip just to say thanks
>me and hobbes roll out, rolling with all this cash
>take a cab (this was before uber) to hard rock
>play a little craps there too, but table is cold
>finally convince hobbes to go back and change out of his fucking business casual
>walk out to the cab line outside of hard rock
>Hilton, please
>about this time, two SMOKING hot girls come up to us
>oh there you are! we've been looking all over for you guys.
>hugs me and whispers "play along"
>we see two basketball americans coming up to them
>we realize they just want to get away from the nigs
>so sorry, we got into craps and forgot the time, blah blah. Lets go
>girls hop in the cab with us
>OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING US FROM THOSE FUCKING LOSERS
>they have been following us for hours they cant take a hint
>hey its cool glad we could help you out
>girl gives us a look.. what are you up to next?
>well my friend is going to go change his clothes and then we'll prob hit a club
>well we're horny. how about we take you up to your room, then ill fuck you, and then my friend will fuck you, and then we will fuck each other while you watch
>uh okay
>...for 750 each
>what a coincidence, exactly the money i have in my pocket.
>when did you make us? at hard rock?
>no our spotters marked you at o'shea's
>haha nice play, but no thanks
>she turns to hobbes
>well you have 600, right? we'll do it for that
>never saw hobbes again.

I can totally picture some 10 year old posting this and giggling about it. Kids these days are such lil fags kek.

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I think he meant Louisiana

The best thing about LV is the surrounding nature sites. Valley of Fire, Red Rock Park etc.

So true. Literally in a 500 miles range nothing but sand and rocks. WOW what an experience

Ok, that makes more sense. Ya, NOLA is nice but even then it's getting fucking pricey. Just went down there last year. But I've found that neither NOLA or Vegas is somewhere I can spend more than a few days in.

To each his own but look a bit closer.

How much money a day should I take I'm cheap just wanna drink and fuck bitches

fuck the strippers better be good when i go XD

they have basements in vegas too. you might like it

You can go to an insane EDM dance party

Yea? What's it called?

>here any chance cashing in big?
yea
> I mean if you make it on the slotmachine. When you cash the jackpot a big alarm sound comes out of the machine
the alarm sound may gappen when bonus play is hit too

>Is that a alarm sign to the mob so they can beat you down in an alley and strip you off your casino win?
no mobs

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