Is Vegas really as good as they say? And where is the best strip joint?

Is Vegas really as good as they say? And where is the best strip joint?

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call your mum when her shift is done and find out

If you are into throwing money down the toilet by the bucket load in a place that's decorated all fancy, then Vegas is the place, I guess.

Any strip joint will be hit and miss. You're more likely to get your money's worth buying cool junk from Amazon and jerkin it to free porn. At least you won't be wasting money on travel, hotels, overpriced drinks, tips for strippers and overpriced lap dances, and games that you can play for free on your mobile device.

Vegas used to be fun, but it's way overpriced now. They don't even pretend anymore like it's a fun vacation, it's just right to the you-get-fucked-over part.

I've heard that they now have cut out the free drinks unless you're a whale. Bad sign of penny-pinching.

Little darlings no contest

Ahh fuck really? What about LA?

I love vegas. There are three ways to have fun:
1) get really good at poker, and find drunk/shitty people to play against. You can actually make some money at this.

2) Play craps. You can play pretty even odds at craps, like right around 50%. If you find a table that has 6x odds or better, you can get a 60/40 payout on a 50/50 bet. but it takes discipline. Play the pass line, max odds, start with 6/8 and then press up to 6/8/9 and maybe 10. if you guess lucky when to pull your bets, you can make some good money and only risk a break even. once you play like you know what you're doing, they'll give you free drinks. plus you get to hug strangers. it's fun.

3) be rich and dont give a fuck

That's probably even worse than Vegas since it's boring. WTF would you do in LA except drive endlessly or wait in traffic? I think they have Disneyland, Universal studios, and the La Brea museum, but is there anything else?

hang out in the lobby of the hilton. a hooker will walk up to you eventually. They're usually smoking hot. You can get down to $100 which is a lot less than you will blow at a titty bar.

This sounds like a plan!