What's an easy way to closesly replicate the feeling of a vagina?

Your bf's mouth

>no joke I can cum after in one of these than a shity pussy but nothing beats cunt.
What is this sentence even?

You could try fucking some ground beef. Make burgers later.

fuck a roast beef sandwich after microwaving it for 20 seconds

>20 seconds
you must have weak microwaves

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Get a whore

Large latex glove, surgical if you can, they have longer wrist portion. Roll it up in a towel with end sticking out and inversely wrapped it on the outer end. I then also wrap the towel roll with a belt and adjust for tightness. Shoot a small amount of lube/lotion/conditioner in the opening, wedge the roll between a couple pillows and go to town. Stronger cums than whacking it and easier cleanup than toys

You need to use petroleum jelly. It's sort of cloying at first but once the friction heats it up it is fucking amazing.

Then, what I like to do is like double fist my dick. I grip my hands together like Captain Kirk hammerfisting the Gorn.

Slide your dick between the palms of your hands and go to fucking work.

It will blow you goddamn mind.

Bake an eggplant for 30 minutes, let it cool, cut the end off and fuck away