What's an easy way to closesly replicate the feeling of a vagina?

What's an easy way to closesly replicate the feeling of a vagina?

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Shoot yourself in the groin and fuck the wound with your severed penis

Very funny, how the fuck am I supposed to get a gun in Britain?

I suggest hanging around muzzies until you get shot in the groin after one goes all Allah's Snackbar

Warm lube does a fairly good job. Need quite a bit of it though. It needs to have the consitency of hairgel but be a lubricant. The warmth plays a big role here, since microwaving your hand isnt an option, maybe put it in warm water for a while but idk, not perfect. A fleshlight that you can warm up is ideal.

A warm out of the oven Apple Pie from Costco

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a hooker's vagina you broke fuck

Get one of these fill it with hot water not too hot ok ... fold in hafe use some cheap lube and stick your dick the fold and fuck ... feeling good man no joke I can cum after in one of these than a shity pussy but nothing beats cunt. Go for it bro thank me later

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Goose liver in a champaign glass.