Any Doctors/Physicians in da house? A friend of mine and I are going to fake a mugging for reasons that are too long a story to tell right now..... If you ask I might tell it though.
Anyway, he's gonna stab me in the abdomen with a small custom made blade. I wanted to ask.... how long does this blade have to be in order to pierce the small intestines just a little bit? Just enough to make it go through the fat and muscles and to make a small wound in my intestines... enough to make me go through a little and simple surgery... (the surgery HAS TO happen, it's part of the plot) but of course not enough to jeopardize my life and make me need a terribly big and dangerous procedure.
You could pull it up like these youtubers did for money.
Cover yourself with a book while telling your girlfriend to shot the desert eagle at you
Book will hold bullet eventually
Parker Baker
go home jussie
Oliver Powell
50mm. No longer or dead
Christian Parker
Very well sir.........
Reason is.......... uhmm... ok...... I'm desperate to get back with ex gf. I've tried everything in the book... no luck... still loves me but I treated her like.. worse than shit for 7 years... She worshipped me all those years even though I was an asshole.. and even cheated and forgave me once... Around the end of those years, I moved in with her.... but then I dumped her after some months....... that was about a year ago. Few months after leaving her I wanted to get back... and we actually... kept seeing each other again and having sex but she wouldn't accept being my gf again.... we had a huge fight some months ago when I found she was seeing some idiot and.....she was like "I don't love u anymore bablablalbabla....".. which is a huge lie based on other stuff I've learned from reliable sources.. like she gets drunk and misses me and cries over me on the weekends... and shit. But still, I can't even go to her place and say hi... she would literally kick me the fuck out of her house (true story).
Now she hates my guts and is very resented at all the shit I did etc etc etc etc......
My buddy and I are doing this.. like she's gonna be the victim, I defend her, get stabbed, wind up as the hero.. you know.
