What the fuck should I do with my life, Yea Forumsros?

What the fuck should I do with my life, Yea Forumsros?

I'm a 24 year old correctional officer in Canada.
Decent car, two solid best friends (but our lives are so busy its hard to meet up) & 20k in savings.

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Get a girlfriend you can abuse. Or travel idgaf

rape prisoners in the shower

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Every time I see this picture reminds me of my wife. They look very similar

As to with your life, fine a woman and get married have kids and live a decent life.

That's what is is meant for homie.

work less and fuck women

Time to start looking for a wife and have some kids.

You have some stability but your life lacks meaning. You'll feel lost till you can fulfill your instinct to provide and protect.

Find a good woman.

Give me 2k of your 20k in savings

I've been considering Tinder but I can't take good photos of myself. I'd consider myself good looking but in photos im usually looking like a bag of shit.
Been there done that
Is this the start of an epic new meme?
But in this day & age and political climate it is such a huge risk to put a ring on someone who can, on a whim, take half your shit + kids + child support. I dont even know where I would meet a decent girl. I refuse to date co-workers and I dont go out much unless Im with my friends.
Also congrats on the hot wife.

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Also check em

But where do I find one? I dont go out much without my friends. Im an introvert.
And what would you do with that 2k?

Fix up my car and most likely buy some more percs

What do you do for a living?

Stay the course. Don’t marry just yet, but get serious about looking for a woman you are compatible with. Then marry and have children.

The only issue with this is after 25-30 years old all the left over girls have been fucked 1000 times and most are fucking crazy in the head. He need to start now.

Quit fucking whining like a lil bitch u attention seeking faggot.
Realize that u have a good life and fuck off cuz theres lots of people that are ACTUALLY struggling.
I fukin hate you

just off yourself then

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No I'm gonna work hard and get ahead in life and appreciate what I have then not be a cocksucking whiny lil betafag like OP.

I literally work with murderers, gangbangers, and rapists and you're telling me I dont work hard to get ahead in life?

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Have you tried leaving your basement you fucking degenerate leech?

fuck this guy OP
Also what race do you think this girl is I've never seen an asian woman with blue eyes

I never said that
Learn to read.
I said you are whining about your life when there isn't anything wrong with it. U have enough money to move anywhere. Now stfu

Haha this fuckin guy
Replied to 2 comments. Clicked on the wrong comment both times

You're a C.O. here in Canada? What province? But judging from your career path I think you should just kill yourself.

I was replying to the comment like i am now
you click who you want to comment to then you post the other comment.. like fuck this guy

Doesn't know how 4chin works

Percacets? Fucking weak. I'd give you 2k if your were an actual heroin addict but you're just a wannabe faggot.

Maybe try expanding your circle of friends. Find some clubs nearby that interest you and join them. Maybe go to church? There are benefits even if you aren't religious. Plus there are a lot of pretty religious girls.

How do you know there is nothing wrong with ops life? Just based off his few sentences he's wrote about it on here? Fuck, you must see a lot of things others miss!

>go to church

That's your advice? What's the point of trying to get with someone religious if you're not? That won't work out, lol.

I was whining about my love life, not my actual life.

I'm pretty happy. I just dont know what to do with myself or who I want to be in the distant future. At 24 I have very few responsibilities and have a lot of options to choose from.
Ontario. Haha yup it's fucked. Decent pay though,
but definitely not enough for the job.
You're probably right but I don't really like organized religion

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U click the comment your replying to first. Then write you reply comment under it. U failed

Your still young u attention seeker. Your doing good in life. You have money, job, friends, a good car. Have fucking patience.
dumb ass see above

Meeting girls is not an easy thing to do. It takes alot of time. So I say again. Have patience
Faggot

Drop some acid, find yourself
I don’t wanna judge you alon on your post but that kinda shouted at me that you are bored with life and that even tho you are(according to norms) well off, you feel like shit is getting dull
amirite? Drop some L
Solo or not, drop some fucking L

>correctional officer in Canada.
>correctional officer
stop being such a faggot and do something productive/creative/constructive with your life.

I dont want to do psychedelics, I'm happy with my personality and dont want to risk changing it. I should have done it sooner in life I guess. I smoked a ton pot in highschool. Fat bongs on my spare in highschool. Good weed will get you in that mind state.

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Dude, if you are in a good mood, without any lingering negative thoughts, 1 tab will make you euphoric, give you fits of giggle, closed eye visuals, depending on what state your mind was before the trip started, can bring some epic epiphanies

Don’t fucking believe that bullshit propaganda about acid and psychedelics in general
People become hippie retards because they already had the mental frame to amplify that
If you are well adjusted and feel comfortable as who you are, the only change in personality will be highly positive
It might even become one of the best moment(s) in life
Hell i’m 27 and doing shrooms and acid are 2 of my favourite things

Check out this retard

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How so? Have you ever fucking done acid? Guess not
That shit is just fucking wonderful

Check out this retard with a shitty shoop of a cunt shitting from her cunt
Nice peepee poopoo hair comedic sense you have there ya fucking dunce

>correctional officer in Canada.
You guys have prisons? You guys have prisoners? What sort of crimes are committed in Canadia?

Gee, you make a good point, user.
I should quit my job as a cop and take LSD and jerk off all day.

Thanks for that paragraph of truth.

Find a decent wife and settle down, user. Trust me.

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That’s not what i meant, besides
Do you fucking work 24/7? Exactly
A trip is fucking 12 hours long and you probably have 2 days off/week so stop trying to make me sound like i’m the retard
You’re bored with life, i gave you a personal suggestion, you don’t like it? Fine, ignore my post, end of discussion
Fucking hell Yea Forums

heinous crimes such as hate speech, mis-gendering someone, deadnaming or making jokes.

It's bad... things are really bad.

>What sort of crimes are committed in Canadia?

Bestiality against your mother is the #1 crime committed in Canadia.

That's totally what he was telling you to do. Look up studies on microdosing. LSD and psilocybin both have the ability to help people with depression. You don't have to become a zombie by taking a massive hit, or do it every weekend. One dose might change your life.

Badum-tss

Dude, there’s a retard in my block who’s in his 50’s who robbed banks for most of his time outside the pen cause he’s been in for something like over 13 years from robbing banks, going in, getting out, robbing banks, wash rinse and repeat

I know there’s a high security one in Donacona, i know there’s also one in Ontario and might be a fuck ton more
Canada is quite big man

samefagging this hard

Give me 3k to start my business I'll give you 10% equity

You're either a cop or you're not.
You're not convincing me to do hard drugs, retard. Enough

I’m the one suggesting the acid here
I’ve never microdosed on acid but 1 tab is a weak dose for me(100ug), you don’t get visuals other than closed eyes one, it’s mostly what i would consider microdosing given the mildness of the high
I did micro dosing on shrooms twice and found it was a waste, i’d rather just eat an 1/8 or more and have fun than being mildly feeling something for 2-3 hours?

lol how?

>LSD
>hard drugs
You’re the retard here
To answer your question, i’m not a goddamn cop
Now go fuck yourself faggot

I think you're a bit new here and you should just stop posting.

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take a glance at the world id say.
me and my friends are thinking about short trips as well.
like start early on friday evening and come home on sunday.
life is short
do something

>classic autistic Yea Forums reply
Bitch, i’m pretty sure i’ve been here longer than you and i’m not even gonna debate it cause unlike you, I don’t take lurking/posting on a website as some kind of badge of honor ya fucking miserable pathetic piece of shit

>hard drugs
Lol I'm not even telling you to do them. Just look up the studies. Most hallucinogens are relatively safe. I say relatively, because we have things like meth, cigarettes and heroin.

Ask prisoners what they would do. Listen to their stories. You have a great opportunity to change a lot of people's lives. I understand the culture in correctional facilities in the US is not greatly geared towards rehabilitation, but you're in a good position to challenge that, in a small way at least.

Regarding marriage, don't worry about the ring and the paper, find someone you can be yourself around and stay with them for a while. Marriage will come naturally.

Tinder is overrated. Look for social meetups in your vicinity centred around things you like doing - whether that is board games or simply drinking. Maybe you can volunteer somewhere. Finding someone you get along with will come naturally if you look in the right places. Tinder may find you a lonely girl. Go out and you'll most likely find interesting girls, cause you're doing interesting things, and so are they.

Microdosing isn't a recreational thing. Of course it feels like a waste if you already have a tolerance, and are attempting to use to trip. It's a much more nuanced experience, and I would assume not be as effective for those who have used that particular compound before.

Dude just don’t bother him anymore
His mind is closed off to the idea because he probably already have alot of pre conceived ideas and biases that holds dearly
He’d rather not prove all those years of hearing about LSD making you go mad wrong because he’s afraid of changes
>you’re either a cop or you’re not
Fucking faggot, cops here in Quebec(SQ in some suburband area) are working with a cocaine runner who snitches all the low level ones to the cops that trains at his gym
Not to take into account all of the corruption inside of both the SPVM and SQ, i already got caught with half a oz of weed and I didn’t get SHIT
pretty sure they didn’t even declare it and split it out
OP is simply a sheltered mama’s little boy

Fair point

Good advice, but you are dead wrong about prisoners, lol.
They aint about that rehabilitation life.
They like to do gang shit.

>OP is simply a sheltered mama’s little boy
No, retard. I'm a sworn peace officer.
I'm responsible for lives and I take my job seriously, is that too hard to understand with your fried as fuck brain?

>No, retard. I'm a sworn peace officer.
What does that even mean?
>I'm responsible for lives and I take my job seriously
24/7? My ass
>is that too hard to understand
Nah dude i fucking already told you that if you didn’t like the suggestion for whatever reasons to just ignore my posts
lol
>with your fried as fuck brain?
How can you deduce that my brain is “fried as fuck”
Like i said, probably all those preconceived ideas around drugs in general
My brain is probably way more functioning than yours and i’m pretty sure that i’m in better shape than you

>Do a part time course in something your interested in.

>Pick up a hobby and skiing or snowboarding.

>Become a reservist in the military, it's almost entirely voluntary.

You got it pretty made. Besides the checking out prisoners foreskin for contraband part...

Maybe so, it's difficult to rid oneself of that mentality, especially when it's difficult to gain honest employment on release, and they're learning how to be a better criminal in prison. Even so, give them the time of day. Norwegian prisons have an 80% rehabilitation success rate, you can't replicate that with just talking, but their culture and mindset regarding prisoners forms the basis of their success. An honest chat free of judgement would probably be welcome.

God fucking damn you're a lucky man

>checking out prisoners foreskin for contraband part...
Dude, how many fucking grams of whatever can you fit inside of the limited amount of space of your foreskin? Who the fuck would do drugs who sat on someone’s warm and smelly dick for god knows how much time

Dude Norway and Canada are 2 different countries
Norway has been rated one of the place with the best life conditions and overall happiness
There has to be something way more to it than their prison system
Here the culture is so homogenous on top of being right next to the USA, there’s alot of elements at play here

Lol if you're stuck in prison for a long time, you're seen and treated as the worst of the worst, bottom of society scum with no prospect of improving, you'd probably do anything to get high and forget all of that for a bit.

Meant to say heterogeneous*

Fair enough
First thing i thought was that said dude was bringing it to make some cash by selling to inmates
Therefore why i posted my comment

Absolute, to be fair I forgot you were based in Canada. Yeah there's far more to it than the prison system, but their changes to their prison system is what has changed the rehabilitation rate. They have proven that you can drastically improve rehabilitation rates. I'm not saying that's something within one correctional officer's remit, though, it's a far bigger thing that would require not just a change in the entire system, but public opinion too.

You're right.

So what's the plan OP? Oh btw, do you have a mortgage yet? You certainly saved that 20k for something.

Not bad for someone who has a “fried as fuck brain”? ;p
Seriously tho, yeah, some kind of paradigm shift in the public opinion sure could have some kind of positive outcomes but think more efficiently than public opinion
Direct action
If we would have rehabilitation programs, or anything of that sort that helps inmates to be able to get back in the job market upon coming out, then that’d be a great leap but we already burn hundreds of millions/year for all the inmates so rehab programs would just add up more to the debt

I wasn't involved in the fried brain thing.

>rehab programs would just add up more to the debt

But there's a huge ROI possible there, these people come out and get very few jobs. If they're involved in any economy, it's usually the underground economy, cash in hand jobs or illegal jobs. Rehabilitate and you'll get better people coming out, and they'll get a better reputation which will encourage more people to hire ex offenders and we'll get more economic output from a hugely underutilised group of people.

The amount of income they can generate with a bit of help is huge. It's wasted on the things they end up having to do like sell drugs and shit.

Also changing to a more rehabilitative kind of correctional institute is cheaper. With kindness and space, you need less staff to keep the prisoners in line because they're not as fucking mad because they're being treated like humans. You get fewer people coming back because they actually improved enough to get their lives in order, so you have fewer people coming in costing the taxpayer dramatically less.

Rehabilitation is the economically sound choice. Other types of prison systems, such as the punitive ones common across the globe, are ruled by emotion, an urge to not just lock these people up but give them a terribly hard time on top of that. The locking up isn't the sole punishment, it's just the start. It's kind of sick.