The Laws For Woman:

The Laws For Woman:

1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-36. If the woman exceeds this, she must submit herself for evaluation and accept any suggested surgical corrections.
2) Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Body fat percentage must not exceed 20%.
4) Must not be taller or heavier than her man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any location other than on her head.
7) Must be able to clean with efficiency and cook with enough skill to prepare specific dishes on demand.
8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity (if desired).
9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and act as entertainment (if desired).
10) A woman should never complain or speak out of turn. Opinions are for men; women are for service.

>are niggers flammable? edition

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People think 18 is the legal age for sex. You know you're all retarded.

not like you fags will ever have sex anyway

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She has a look on her face like she’s about to get fucked by this

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I've never met a woman who could cook better than me. They usually just slap together trash recipes passed down from their fat mothers or totally butcher some YT video recipe or some other crap from Pintrest.

>tfw posting in an incel thread
Big brains small dicks

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Move to ISIS controlled territory

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Cook my food pwease, I don’t even know what a pawing knife wooks wike

>Must not be taller or heavier than her man.
>Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
>Not enjoying tall slender B cup women
Pleb tier taste user

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Blah. This thread. Sauce of pic?

The internet.

B cup is best cup

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Please leave.

You’ve been in the basement a very, very long time, haven’t you?

OP- please have your mom report for evaluation by noon tomorrow. Surgeons will by standing by if corrective measures are needed.

So I type in “The Internet”?

My mom would submit herself for corrections immediately. She's a submissive Irish Catholic. My dad beat the opinions out of her decades ago.

doesn't op have a mom? like what did she do to him

theinternet.com

that costume makes me physically ill